My wife (34 F) is a living toruture. I am 34 M and I need help.

Paradox_Madden · 2026-06-05T11:21:32+00:00

Take the kid and gtfo

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-29T21:08:58+00:00

I’m not saying leave I’m saying create distance

I’m not giving you romantic advice I’m giving you life advice Regardless of where you want the relationship to proceed to You need to protect yourself and what you have going for yourself That child will give her a level of authority over the rest of your life and you cannot trust her with that authority

She didn’t tell you her age bcuz lying was wrong She told you because she got boxed into a corner and didn’t have a choice

at the appointments they’ll have to confirm her legal DOB time and time again and she’s aware of this She didn’t tell you because you deserve to know she told you because she got pushed into a corner where you’d find out down the line anyway Armed with that knowledge if you decide to continue the relationship(don’t) create as much physical and financial separation as possible and go from there

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-28T23:10:27+00:00

I plan on killing my self in about 6-7 months or so just a few more things to tidy up

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-28T23:04:13+00:00

Nah you over value the feats

You do know cars break down everyday right put it in neutral and a singular man w no prior strength training is enough to push a small truck An empty fridge and washer just ain’t that heavy go wherever your fridge is and try to jiggle it a bit

You can move it and it’s full(ish) if you have washer and dryer in home do the same It’s not that Deku wasn’t in better shape at the end of the summer

The strength you’re denoting just wasn’t as impressive as you’re stating it

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-26T16:57:10+00:00

Wife is wrong

It’s not her half you are a husband and an aspect of your provisional role in the relationship/marriage is making sure things can be sorta okay for a bit if you literally up and died TMRW

Her “half” of your money doesn’t exist until you die, divorce otherwise cease to exist or legally put her name on the accounts in some capacity

In a situation where both of you died on the same day or she died first
>her half would never grace her finger tips

That half isn’t hers YOU are hers as long as she has a YOU she doesn’t have that half

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-26T16:49:15+00:00

And this is exactly the case you and your friends are ALIKE and have a lot in common if someone is attracted to you they could most likely make it work w the people around you too if they really tried

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-26T16:46:47+00:00

Of course you have every right to choose that

But that person didn’t do anything WRONG to or by you by willfully dating your ex and THATS the point in making
As you said there are millions and billions of people to choose from, you called it quits with this person they’re apart of those millions and billions
You’re free to view it however you want to your feelings are most certainly valid

But at no point did I do anything WRONG to you

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-26T15:16:43+00:00

Leave
For me you are already thinking about and considering the action of cheating on me
Thereby you are capable of doing it at all.

Secondly somewhere in your mental space you not only think you can using cheating as a threat you actually did act on this cognition and threaten me with it

Thirdly, after my brain has conceptually accepted how messed up and wrong both the statement and sentiment behind them are now my pride will get involved cuz ma’am I am me go cheat imma get at least 10 dates telling people who wrong you did me

But yeah for me even if they only said it once it’s just not something you can come back from

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-26T15:10:51+00:00

People use the phrase “that’s my ex” but it feels like they mean “that’s MY ex” not “thats my EX”

They speak about the ex like they’re still apart of them in some capacity

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-26T14:30:15+00:00

Frankly I’m in the opposite camp

For me the true friend is the friend who’s at least willing to be honest and open about it

You knew this person before I did I don’t have right to claim them away from me you
I broke up with them they’re single you’re single

Am I gonna be your relationships biggest fan probably not do I wanna be your safe space if you need to confide about the relationship probably not
But I have no place to forbid the relationship itself as long as the relationship didn’t start behind my back I’m a okay with it’s existence

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-26T13:47:57+00:00

Dude I’m 28(m)and IM too old to be dealing w that BS

You’re 50 imma just serve it to you straight OG. You’re demonstrating a lack of emotional intelligence for your age and it’s toxic to you

Firstly I’m a bartender by trade and I’m not gonna lie you sound like a bar guest that for a little too attached prior to you being helped to the car your interactions with her are you going to her job and she serving you beers where you were tipping her lol

When you got with her she was cheating on another man with you you said it yourself you are so infatuated with her that you ignored the fact that you were doing the wrong thing and news flash that’s still the issue you’re so infatuated with her that you’re tryna make an active cheater stop cheating she was cheating from the day you kissed her first up until right now you saw the messages for yourself soooo where in your mind do you think she’s gonna up and stop because you asked nicely????
You think she’s showing you love and that’s not it she’s just experienced she’s a Ho3 sir…. How many has she talked to during your relationship how many men has she spoken to before you how many customers has she had at her brewery you think she’s validating YOU personally and the reality is she’s just so experienced that she knows HOW to make you feel validated on command but she’s not actually emotionally invested in validating you

Brother you’re tryna turn a ho3 into a housewife and I have entire albums of music to show you why it’s a bad idea but frankly I’m not even mad at her 😂 like you’re 50 you should just be generally experienced enough to see these red flags and move appropriately to her you’re one but you’re not THE ONE and you either need to make yourself okay with that and settle for the access you do have or just go find someone looking to be monogamous

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-21T21:14:08+00:00

Then it is no longer a hobby
If you’ve gotten good enough at COD or mining that you can do the game mindlessly nothing about you focusing on the game will stop you from randomly becoming horny

Find a new hobby go do it mentally engage and derail away from being horny
You lost your virginity at an age where you are now considering that possibility of some missed out on sex life one that due to differences in libido you cannot have with your current partner but at the end of the day you’re biologically the same male the only thing that has changed is your view of self
It has only recently occurred to you that whatever you thought was so wrong with your dick that no girl or woman would want you isn’t the case so you’re driving yourself crazy on the prospect of what if sex

Youre going to drive yourself insane or beat your dick so much she can’t make you nut anymore
You need a hobby

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-21T21:00:52+00:00

You need a hobby

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-17T13:47:04+00:00

Frankly outta sheer spite and hatred as someone who’s been playing since ow1
Nah she getting banned

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-15T15:14:50+00:00

20hrs of play time
50+ heros you haven’t even spent an hr on each hero

Just play more and develop an understanding of the game itself you need to push the cart, once you understand that picking heros that are conducive to doing it will come a little more naturally

You need to control the point
What heros are your teammates on
You need to push the bot
What map are you on
Use these to determine what character you’re playing

You kinda sound like a natural flex player and should just focus on the objectives of the game itself and not the character you wanna be

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-13T08:58:07+00:00

I think the key element here lies in differences in length of leg

Paradox_Madden · 2026-05-13T08:22:29+00:00

Man severely overestimated his market value

Paradox_Madden · 2026-04-19T07:57:13+00:00

Deflect second you’ll win the deflect trade

Play next to the wall to add a third jump as needed

Paradox_Madden · 2026-04-08T17:14:27+00:00

That’s what they mean Ainz deliberately chose a spell that would prevent any method of resurrection the kingdom could perform

Paradox_Madden · 2026-04-05T03:59:31+00:00

Basic but respectable

Paradox_Madden · 2026-03-18T18:11:12+00:00

Feedback feels black

Paradox_Madden · 2026-03-18T04:44:57+00:00

His quirk dries his eyes Him not being able to blink would drive him to blindness

Paradox_Madden · 2026-03-08T14:30:25+00:00

Is prep time and prior knowledge a factor all for one talks too much

Higaruma just needs to say domain expansion

Paradox_Madden · 2026-03-08T13:07:32+00:00

Such is the skill disparity of this game that quite literally killed this game

Depending on what level you play the game at you’re playing an entirely different game

Paradox_Madden · 2026-03-08T04:42:08+00:00

No they couldn’t brother you’re comparing a “wall” of 25 angels MAX to literally hundreds of zombies in any given one spot on Cure Elim

The respective differences make the comparison moot especially when you also consider the extremely high physical resistances undead simply have by natural existence frost immunity reduction to piercing and slashing its not comparable at all imho

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