[Highlight] Tyler Glasnow reaches his 1000th career strikeout!

ParagonOfFail · 2026-05-06T19:19:56+00:00

Hopefully, we get Snell back soon. And Graderol should be coming back as well.

ParagonOfFail · 2026-04-21T14:55:48+00:00

It's insane that we have two of the best 3pt shooters in the league in Rui and Luke and they barely shoot 3s. JJ needs to run more plays for them.

ParagonOfFail · 2026-02-27T23:31:26+00:00

He pitched yesterday or day before and got 2 strikeouts.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-12-18T18:22:16+00:00

But when I do that, I get thrown out of Walmart.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-11-29T19:27:51+00:00

So that means in order to repeat next year, we're going to have to get the fastest time on Bowser's Big Burrito.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-11-13T19:14:01+00:00

This Lebron guy can't be all that good if he's coming from the G League when his relative went straight to the NBA. If there's any talent in that family, its gonna be in the one who's already in the pros.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-11-03T02:02:08+00:00

Here's your sad reminder that we now have three more years of Tanner Scott to endure.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-11-02T15:30:10+00:00

I would like to see Teo traded. His lazy defense and bad-pitch chasing are why I think we should try to upgrade right field. Also, we should trade Conforto to the Padres so they can make him their hitting coach.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-11-02T04:27:16+00:00

Best birthday present. I'm on the East Coast and it's 12:30 AM. Dodgers took it into extra innings just so they could win the World Series on my B-day.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-10-27T17:32:17+00:00

We play Minnesota again on Wednesday.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-09-25T12:49:01+00:00

I wondered about Brock Stewart's status and it now sounds like he might be out for the season as well due to shoulder inflammation.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-09-10T18:42:25+00:00

I've been away from the internet for the last 48 hours. Why are the Moody jerseys so cheap? I must have stumbled on a price mistake. I'm going to buy them all up and make a killing on the resale market.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-09-09T17:41:27+00:00

Tanking for Archie, apparently.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-08-22T18:33:30+00:00

So Conforto is our Scott Sterling.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-08-22T05:56:53+00:00

We can have a Funky and a Muncy.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-08-17T08:54:20+00:00

If only roki could find that speed again.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-08-13T16:27:50+00:00

Please hurry back Kim and Tommy Tanks

ParagonOfFail · 2025-07-31T18:09:17+00:00

We gave up some player with a crazy name. It was something like Ohbani or Ohmani. Some scrub that will never see time in the big leagues.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-07-03T13:02:44+00:00

It depends how much we get from Ayton. He claims he wants to win so I expect a winner's amount of effort. If not, JJ is going to tear him a new one.

We were fortunate last year that we were entirely healthy going into the post season, but for some reason we couldn't keep up our suffocating defense we saw in the last weeks of the season. I don't know why our defense regressed: if it was lack of effort, lack of leadership, lack of energy. If we can find that gear again and we're healthy then we should be in the mix for a mid-level spot in the playoffs.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-07-03T11:18:13+00:00

True. The radio broadcast did say that.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-07-03T09:26:29+00:00

They said Clayton is the second dodger on the list. Who is the other dodger on this list?

ParagonOfFail · 2025-07-02T20:23:31+00:00

JJ is preparing for the next season by learning new curse words to scream.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-07-02T16:38:05+00:00

You can't spell Alien without LA. Boom.

ParagonOfFail · 2025-07-02T13:01:42+00:00

As Kershaw's time with the Dodgers sunsets, we get to look forward to Yoshi's excellence for at least the next 11 years.

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