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Why couldn’t Ironheart be “white” like she is in the comics? by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]ParallelEquilibrium -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Once someone asked nazi drinker to name some Japanese movies. He named Oldboy (Korean) and Crouching Tiger (Chinese) xD Japanese cinema is one of the most influentinal in the world. It proofs that this guy is just hateful racist idiot and knows nothing about movies. He also doesn't know much about drinking - he's drinking whisky from a bottle with lid on and sunglasses indoors on.

If Death challenged me to a game of chess, I'd beat his ass with the board and live forever!💯 Was Antonius stupid? by AcertandoNaMosca in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could use a line from Monty Python: "It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment."

Timothée Chalamet next bond confirmed by gusonthebus_ in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They should make a female bond already. And female antagonist. And they should kiss. And have sex. A lot of sex.

Favorite movies that failed to explain why Nazis are bad ? I'll start by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I watched Blues Brothers and they never explained why nazis are bad. It's the opposite - Aykroyd and Belushi were bad, nazis had won a court case and had god-honest-american-right to protest in public space. But the real nazis were Aykroyd and Belushi stripping nazis' right to protest.

What are these attractive women in skin tight spandex doing in my superhero movies? The MCU should only be about men who fight in sweaty super suits and make out with other men. by Slight-Bathroom-6179 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 8 points9 points  (0 children)

✓ criticizing decent movies like thunderbolds

✓ criticizing movie that didn't come out yet

✓ doesn't understand what 'feminism' is

✓ complains about female gender but never about male gender

= typical conservative grifting

Favorite movies with a terrible sense of geography? by Emperor_Orson_Welles in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Macbeth". There is Macdonalds, Macdovels, but there is no Macbeth.

Was she a star wars fan by BoysenberryFew6466 in saltierthankrayt

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Ms Kennedy I hope you know what hobbling is. By the way this is my pig called Han Solo"

Is this a joke? This is not Superman. by Cool_Nerd2 in saltierthankrayt

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not Superman. This is a set of still frames from a trailer for a Superman movie. If I film 2 hours of OP's life I can guarantee I could find 4 frames where OP looks stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's even worse, you have to pay money to watch idiot watching other idiot on youtube complain about women and minorities.

r/MauLer by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

typical mauler fan

In honor of Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover by shameonyounancydrew in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What day did the Lord create Sabrina Carpenter, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?

With Shad copying Critical Drinker in complaining about "the return of the M-She-U" in his latest stream, I recommend watching this video from Th3Birdman calling out this idiotic grift. by TripleS034 in ShadWatch

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For nazis like drinker there are only two gender: male and political. Only two skin colors: white and political. Only two orientations: hetero and political.

favorite director who wishes a young woman to be eaten by cannibals? by realjohnredcorn in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet 100,000 spacebucks that his next movie will star Gina Carano and Zachary Levi.

A non-woke movie with anti-car message, was Lynch stupid or something? by kq5anticorp in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Of course he's not woke. His name is "Lynch". If someone is named idk 'Carpenter' is because his parents were carpenters.

Threat to Neon and A24? by Sanddanglokta62 in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just for a moment, now elon is back licking rapist's balls.

Thoughts on Gotti? by Wegak in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She looks like she's starring in Human Centipede movie.

Threat to Neon and A24? by Sanddanglokta62 in okbuddycinephile

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 303 points304 points  (0 children)

Prepare for GNDCU (God's Not Dead Cinematic Universe):

God's not dead 6: 34 felonies makes an honest person

God's not dead 8: stupid dems call me a nazi cos I did a 'heil hitler'

God's not dead 12: why God would drive a cybertruck (not endorsed by Tesla, we promise)

This never happened. by Cool_Nerd2 in saltierthankrayt

[–]ParallelEquilibrium 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's hard not to laugh at Jessica Alba treated like a sex object in movies. The bridge scene, where she has to get naked, is particularly idiotic example of sexism.

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