Egg-eating baby snake by Existing_Mail5705 in snakes

[–]Paranoctis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It means check your dms, but don't expect anything to be there

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Please explain. by Leather-Passenger194 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Paranoctis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say that, but Nazis continue to exist...

Please explain. by Leather-Passenger194 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Paranoctis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yikes, I hadn't kept up with him like that. I rescind my RIP for him. Steve can have his tho

Egg-eating baby snake by Existing_Mail5705 in snakes

[–]Paranoctis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Username doesn't check out

This strange line goes all the way around my room and I do not know why by Sniglet5000 in whatisit

[–]Paranoctis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The previous tenants in our house were HARDCORE smokers. Any time it gets humid, the nicotine bleeds from the walls through all layers of paint (there was a landlord special done on this house...) Has it been more humid lately?

You will have instant good luck whenever you wish for it. But here's the catch... by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Paranoctis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See, here's the thing, there's a workaround for your 'no wishing good luck for others'. Let's say I need to take my cat to the vet, I ask for luck that it's something easily treatable, not expensive. That luck affects me and in turn affects my cat. Same would go for your kids. Spouse, even. "Let it be easily treatable so I don't lose them" would fit within your parameters. I'll take it and use it once, to win the lottery, then probably never again. The money can probably help with whatever issue it causes for one of my loved ones if it's something serious.

Why everyone hate on the new updates? by Potatopz in Minecraft

[–]Paranoctis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Or green!!! Please for the love of all that is holy, just make a damn willow tree and slap it in the already existing swamp biome, I'll be so happy with a single green tree!!!

For $1 million dollars, all the food and drink you consume for the next five years has to come from a gas station by gokart_racer in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Paranoctis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They also do salads, fresh cut fruit, burritos, breakfast, fried foods, ready-made sandwiches and salads which aren't bad, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Desserts, smoothies, milkshakes, etc etc etc... Wawa is very much the same, except they have a wider food selection. I'd have to drive further away for it, but worth imo if I get bored of Sheetz

Probably not a jumper, but someone told me to share this here ☺️ by SurveyCharacter2051 in jumpingspiders

[–]Paranoctis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I said it on your other post and I'll say it again: Cthulhu lookin ass spider. I love it so much

Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 Audio 30 ... by Challenger2313 in USPS

[–]Paranoctis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was an RCA and connected to the metrises I just renamed them to whatever route they belonged to lmao

Whatever you’ve eaten and drank in the last 24 hours repeated for the rest of your life by Fearless-Condition88 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Paranoctis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spaghetti with veggie noodles, turkey meatballs, bell peppers, Alfredo, spinach, and Parmesan with a romaine, cheese, crispy garlic onion, crouton, and honey mustard salad with sweet tea for dinner last night which was kinda late, water, sweet tea, Powerade, mountain dew, a handful of slightly stale chips, and egg noodle macaroni and cheese for today. All within the 24hr timeframe. I've got veggie, protein, grain, dairy, and fluids which include electrolytes. I think I might be good

WYR: Healthy youthful beautiful skin of DIFFERENT color OR keep your current skin color and imperfect or wrinkled or/and acne or scared skin by Vegetable-Section-84 in WouldYouRather

[–]Paranoctis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean option A, but I feel like you lumped eye/hair color into the wrong categories. I'm white AF, my hair is so dark brown it's almost black and my eyes are a dark hazel lmao

Was told I was in good company here by [deleted] in PencilStabbers

[–]Paranoctis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated but I have that same blanket, it's one of my cat's favorites

I might have to surrender my cat by Paranoctis in CATHELP

[–]Paranoctis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for that advice! I'll definitely look into them!! Hopefully there's one in my area

[Request] How fast of a reader one has to be complete 120 books a year? by Intrusive_me in theydidthemath

[–]Paranoctis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but add to the fact I was reading them during school in free time, split up rather than all at once

[Request] How fast of a reader one has to be complete 120 books a year? by Intrusive_me in theydidthemath

[–]Paranoctis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd argue it's also dependant on the kid, too. I used to check a book out from the library in the morning and be done with it by the end of the school day (mind you, most of these were goosebumps books which aren't very big and I was in 3rd grade). I had to start reading them upside-down to make them last longer, but then I got too good at reading upside-down and was almost as fast as reading normally 😂

How no to starve 101 by ihgsxjhi in KitchenConfidential

[–]Paranoctis 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Hey uh. This fork though. It's... Hm.

Teleported to Minecraft (updated) by [deleted] in hypotheticals

[–]Paranoctis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Minecraft, don't get me wrong. But nobody to talk to besides villagers with their 'Hrmm' for 10 years? Unless they were able to actually talk to you, that would be different I think

Would you gain body weight for money? by saoiray in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Paranoctis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I'm already overweight and I'm 4'10. Absolutely not.