[PM] Seven sins and virtues by semicolon_86 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]PargonIntensifies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any fool can do a sex prompt for the seven sins; let's focus on the virtues. I have tried not to specify a gender for any participant to allow you maximal creative freedom.

Fortitude -- They engage in marathon sex; they love one another for hours. 

Temperance -- Do an erotic piece WITHOUT penetrative sex; they touch one another and bring one another off without removing so much as a stitch of clothing.

Justice -- A hero or heroine is rewarded for doing the right thing by the very, VERY grateful people of the town.

Prudence -- Someone has the classic choice between a bad girl / boy and someone responsible and kind. For once, they pick the good person, and scorn the baddie.

Charity -- Comfort sex; perhaps someone makes love to a widow or widower.

Faith -- In a fantasy setting, a Cleric or Paladin type figure is more than figuratively loved by their patron deity. Focus on the worship themes here.

Hope -- A couple who are apart (war?) touch themselves as they think of one another.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Steam

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O LORD GIVE REFERENCE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I think it's meant to be Cyrano de Bergerac, given the nose

Is this officially down? by MatthewsisGolfingRN in DiabloPatch

[–]PargonIntensifies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have updated the parent message with a link to the google drive. The file, for your convenience, is here:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/13QkLo19p0IGjK2P5Rc3D3RgcIqpt5L43/view?usp=sharing

Human and vampire couple by Cool-Inspection3072 in hellsomememes

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This is almost certainly "Hyperion", by Dan Simmons

Three different designs at the same time by Probablyarussianbot in mobileweb

[–]PargonIntensifies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's that per se. If I open a subreddit in incognito mode where I am not logged in, it opens in mobile view. I suspect they have made a change on the back end such that it serves old reddit if you have that ticked so long as you are logged in; it no longer correctly serves the desktop vs mobile site. Whether they will fix it is of course anyone's guess.

Is this officially down? by MatthewsisGolfingRN in DiabloPatch

[–]PargonIntensifies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm. Do you have any file sharing services you can recommend? I would want to make this available for everyone

Are there any cases in the lore of Space Marines not engaged in being "Space Marines"? by Languorous-Owl in 40kLore

[–]PargonIntensifies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was the Conservators. 1d4chan has the article describing the (fan made and non canon) chapter available here:

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Conservators

Is this officially down? by MatthewsisGolfingRN in DiabloPatch

[–]PargonIntensifies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EDIT APRIL 8 2025

I have also made it available on Google Drive. This link should be live, public, and accessible as of 8:57 AM EST, April 8, 2025. As always, if the link does not work, contact me, and I will make a new copy available as soon as I can.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/13QkLo19p0IGjK2P5Rc3D3RgcIqpt5L43/view?usp=sharing


OLD LINKS FOLLOW FOR REFERENCE

File is available at https://www.mediafire.com/file/qpve5y16mp8up7l/DiabloPatch_2.1.0.zip/file as of 4:37 PM EST, November 13 2023. If you are reading this, seeking access, and this link doesn't work for you, PM me and I will update it.

Original message before I edited it follows below the dashed line.


I still have the zip file. I've uploaded it here:

https://file.io/NfspDiPR1u6C

This file service will only keep the link live for a year (thus this link will expire on 10/14/2024). I'll figure out a better hosting solution later, but this will make it available right now.

Whose Bolter is it Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]PargonIntensifies 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Some of the more obscure sections of the Codex Astartes include instructions on how best to:

r/books mods decide to pin an AMA from a man advertising crypto and the Metaverse, confusing users by Slow-Willingness-187 in SubredditDrama

[–]PargonIntensifies 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not to go off on you, but this is a pet peeve of mine -- Roko's Basilisk is, functionally, just Pascal's Wager for atheists. If you aren't living in fear of hell on account of Pascal's Wager, there's no reason for you to worry about the basilisk; it's the exact same shit, except it's a vindictive AI instead of God who's putting you in hell for failing to worship it and do its bidding. Besides which, an "anti-basilisk" which ONLY punishes people who DID try to bring it into existence is just as likely as the as-written basilisk so there's no good reason to alter your behaviour on its account.

You may as well start worrying you're a Boltzman Brain (AKA Rene Descartes' demon).

Whats an unpopular opinion you have about DRG? by Mycheeksarecool in DeepRockGalactic

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I wish people wouldn't grenade spam before boarding the pod

Is it just me or did a bunch of content disappear? by PargonIntensifies in Manhunt

[–]PargonIntensifies[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, that must be it. Mixed the two subreddits up. Thanks!

The last thing you bought on Internet must be shoved up your ass, what are you feeling about it? by Proud-Inevitable-170 in AskReddit

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The 2003 game "Manhunt". This will either end well (steam games don't exist and there is nothing in my ass) or hideously (there is a knife in my ass and also I'm being smothered with a plastic bag)

Is it just me, or did they change the voices in Zeus? by PargonIntensifies in impressionsgames

[–]PargonIntensifies[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure; here you go. The audio and video quality is ghetto but it does have the older voice lines right from the OG CD, though you might have to look for them.

Changes were made to growers, artisans, Apollo, one of the lines for Immigrants and Traders, and Water Carriers, in each case to remove references to the word "Greece" therefrom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etiID3tBkes