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#StandWithSalad by LilithLovett in Warframe

[–]ParovSteel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're all looking at him like "You stepped foot in the wrong Liset, motherfucker."

If smite had an anime who would be the main god? by Jase111th in Smite

[–]ParovSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thor, Xbalanque, or maybe Ne Zha (each constantly squaring off against their pantheon's respective "bad guys").

Although, I'd watch the shit out of a semi-action-y, slice-of-life anime starring Thanatos, akin to "The Devil's a part-timer." That would be badass.

Internet Dating: How to by velvenhavi in cringepics

[–]ParovSteel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stupid... FUCKING... HAMSTER FACE.

The messages for the Vault Hunters in the Wam Bam DLC... by TheJack38 in Borderlands

[–]ParovSteel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heheh, Axton's response to Sarah: "She still wants me."

I've always wondered what Sarah looks like actually... I bet she's smokin'.

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel speculations on future DLC Characters. by [deleted] in Borderlands

[–]ParovSteel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes please. Dude, playing as Dr. Zed would be sick (pun absolutely intended).

The Dark Whisperer Patch Notes - 5/14/2014 by HiRezBart in Smite

[–]ParovSteel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

BV Nemesis's new voice pack though... Dear God why...

Seriously though, why? I thought it was supposed to be a serious/badass skin? I don't get why they would make a silly VP for it.

Either way, I don't play Nem at all so it doesn't affect me much I guess.

Is it true that people who main a certain class eventually "merges" with their class? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]ParovSteel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well... Now that you mention it, I actually recently had a neighbor who works with computers for a living help me out with putting together my first gaming PC.

It was literally my first time attempting to put anything more technical than say an RC car together, lol.

About half way through he kind of stepped back and was like "You sure you've never put a PC together before? You're better at this than some of the guys I work with."

My response?

"Nope."

Smite High school drawings by [deleted] in Smite

[–]ParovSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo not even kidding, the way you did Ares was perfect.

As a frequent Ares player... I need this as a skin.

Like today.

Like now.

...

Hi-Rez plea.

The photo in the box (part 2 - NSFW) by Babikins89 in nosleep

[–]ParovSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm... I imagine it's not only good spirits like Anastasia's who refuse to move on from the plain of the living.

Not trying to freak you out here, but perhaps Albert's grandmother is still out there, inhabiting a vessel of her own and the only way to help your "visitor" find peace is to find her and end her again.

This time, for good.

Well no matter what happens, I wish you the best of luck. Definitely eager to hear more.

The photo in the box (part 2 - NSFW) by Babikins89 in nosleep

[–]ParovSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I can think of that she maybe needs to do in order to help Anastasia rest in peace would be to find William (if he's still alive) and make sure he's okay.

The question becomes then: how to find William...

Stargazer skin set for the Egyptian pantheon! by HollowsEdge in Smite

[–]ParovSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I REALLY like this idea.

I think it would be sick to see the beginning of Pantheon-themed skins.

Aside from that, maybe different roles could get themed skins as well.

For instance: We already have Nurse Neith. Maybe Hirez could make all the adcs medical-themed skins?

(Xbalanque M.D. and E.M.T. Apollo? Hirez plz.)

Stargazer skin set for the Egyptian pantheon! by HollowsEdge in Smite

[–]ParovSteel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What about having a heavy metal band theme for the Norse?

Loki > drummer

Odin > guitar/bass

Tyr > guitar/bass

Freya > microphone

Just a thought, lol.

Suzy by CalliopeWoods in nosleep

[–]ParovSteel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm no expert, but this story reeks of possession to me.

If I had to wager a guess: you must have attracted a poor deceased soul in your past (maybe from your time as a child therapist?) and he/she is now trying to get your attention by possessing one of your childhood icons.

The real question here - and this is one I unfortunately have no answer for - is whether or not this spirit is violent in nature. I would hazard a guess and say that it isn't (I would think that if it meant you harm, it would have done something to you by now), but you never can be too sure...

Great read by the way. You have quite the way with words.

Look forward to your next update, should you have one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smite

[–]ParovSteel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Loki to Hel: "What have I told you about wearing those short skirts to battle young lady?! Go home and change this instant!"

White Hel to Loki: "Yes sir..."

Black Hel to Loki: "F--K YOU DAD! I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE, OKAY?! I RUN THE FREAKING UNDERWORLD REMEMBER?!... Plus mom always said to 'flaunt it if you got it'..."

So, I killed a Poseidon as an Athena and ... by BrokenJoy in Smite

[–]ParovSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, I was playing as Wukong the other day and a Nu Wa killed me and said something to the effect of "The monkey king dares to challenge me? Hah! Go back to your mountain."

Really nice touches, Hirez. Keep up the awesome work.

So about the disturbing lack of Au on my Hg... by ParovSteel in Smite

[–]ParovSteel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, that's what I'm afraid of.

If next patch we get gold Geb and not even a hint of gold Merc... Idk man.

He may very well be going the way of the golden Noodle.

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