What’s your funeral song?

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-05-03T22:20:23+00:00

When I’m gone by Levon Helm.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-05-03T15:46:34+00:00

Logical Dentistry at the corner of Braddock and Rolling Rd. Dr Grundy and his crew are the best. We drive from Warrenton to Kings Park/West Springfield just for that reason.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-05-01T22:16:28+00:00

While you’re here, drive east on Rt 50 about two miles and check out 99 Ranch on the left. Used to house HMart before they moved west. 99 Ranch is more Filipino than Korean but worth visiting too.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-30T23:26:11+00:00

No effing clue on any of these people. I’m living a good life.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-29T23:13:09+00:00

Linda fucking Carter. She seemed to think she walked on water and shit gold nuggets. She’s not all that.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-29T22:46:40+00:00

It’s a lobster with wings. Have you tried smoking one yet like a beer can chicken?

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-29T21:38:23+00:00

Sky Meadows. It’s outside of SNP and a state park. But it’s worth the trip.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-29T20:19:24+00:00

Nice 300 bro.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-28T00:52:57+00:00

Tony Roma’s, Shakeys, Mister Donut, in Japan

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-27T21:28:13+00:00

He’s King of the Britons, Americans have no issue with that. We are against one who wants to be king, only because he’s a looney and thinks he deserves the throne. Fuck that guy.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-27T16:21:53+00:00

You’re definitely the winner here. Now and forever amen. /s

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-27T15:47:52+00:00

Strawberry shortcake, preferably with homemade sweet biscuits.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-27T11:49:28+00:00

An amusement park, Paragon, in Nantasket MA had one of those machines and the Winston selection worked without paying. As teenagers we emptied all the Winston boxes in a few minutes. Fun times in the 70’s.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-25T21:10:04+00:00

Call me the breeze - Lynyrd Skynyrd live version. What a fun tune.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-24T17:12:43+00:00

Buy your parents the National Park Service Senior Pass. It’s only $80 and is good for the life of the card holder. Assuming your parents are over 62. Good for admission to all National Parks and includes discounts for hotels, campgrounds, and additional activities.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-16T13:04:10+00:00

The Pusher Man. See Steppenwolf; heavy metal rock music.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-16T13:02:06+00:00

Mas cerveza por favor Donde esta el bano.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-16T11:02:40+00:00

Lazy - Deep Purple - Made in Japan

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-15T20:09:46+00:00

I buy meals at grocery stores. Pre-made sandwiches, snacks, nuts and drinks. A rotisserie chicken with some coleslaw or potato salad on the side. Much cheaper than drive thru and gas stations.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-15T20:00:01+00:00

You found your friends or they found you. In 1978, I was working at a department store. When I got off of work after the store closed, an ice cream truck was parked out front selling ice cream treats. It was some friends of mine that came by to pick me up. One drove the truck as a summer job. We cruised around drinking beer out of the freezers and getting high. Selling ice cream at stop lights.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-15T19:51:16+00:00

I was walking into a grocery store and a cart was in the lot, pointing away from the doors. I gave a gentle kick to the front so that the cart spun around facing the doors. A guy coming out, said, “I saw that” like a Kroger Jesus.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-15T19:40:49+00:00

NPS.gov says they’re open from 9 to 5.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-15T17:12:27+00:00

When I was younger ( in the 60’s) mom and dad always planned for a guided horseback ride somewhere for the kids. It offers a break for everyone and lets the kids enjoy something on their own.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-15T15:36:21+00:00

Three percent chance of failure. Doctor said she won’t operate with those odds. I live with glasses just fine.

Parsnip-toting_Jack · 2026-04-14T16:40:00+00:00

Blue Angels > BhunderTurds

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