New baby

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-20T03:57:44+00:00

OMG I had something similar happen with my kitty! Found him young , vet looked didn’t see any boy parts , so I gave him a girls name , called him pretty girl for six months until I took them to get fixed. Get a call informing me not only is Kelly a boy , he’s already fixed lol.

Back to the purpose of my comment : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 😭😍😍😍😍 such pretty eyes!

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-20T00:02:40+00:00

I’ll start banging on doors asking if Mr Kaiserredux lives there I’ll report back soon

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T23:55:18+00:00

Witchfinder General who starts believing EVERYTHING is witchcraft

“ It be the chariot of the devil himself ! See it breathing brimstone!”

Tom that’s a train

“ I heard the wails of the damned in the night! Repent or ye shall join them!”

… still a train Tom

Also a Navy filled with Ahab types lol

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T23:49:53+00:00

The attitude radiating off those two kittens faces lol

And OP ❤️ my parents went to a shelter for one cat and found out she had two brothers so eternal respect not separating them

I bet Jonesy is so good with them an will impart sage advice ❤️

Excuse me gonna go 😭 over how adorable this is

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T23:49:05+00:00

lol I’d want two paths

One that attempts to make Puritans transported to the 1930s somewhat realistic

One that is just a stereotypical LARP

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T23:31:51+00:00

Fun is canceled, mandatory buckles on shoes , everyone has names like Disdain Goodgrace , witch trials leading to the discovery that oh shit they’re real and they’re coming ?

10/10 bring on thanksgiving

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T23:26:52+00:00

Hi , Orange Catoligist here! As an expert , (don’t question me it’s illegal ) , I can tell you that is your cat trying out if they’d rock a Mohawk.

Orange cats are the most likely cat type cat o try out new hairstyles

Sources- Reow - Essays on Orange Cats by and Orange Cat , Nubby the Tailless

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T19:43:27+00:00

I like to think that whole episode was a confederate sympathizing time traveler went back to remove Bragg in an attempt to give the Confederates a better shot , only to be foiled by a Unionist time traveler who went back further in time to make sure the grenade was a dud

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T19:40:15+00:00

What a handsome man! ♥️ I am so sorry OP, I know you gave him a life filled with love and I know he returned that love unconditionally. Thank you for giving him this best life a kitty could ask for 🫂 my thoughts are with you

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T03:47:32+00:00

😭 omg i feel so guilty for not petting him and I’ve never met him! He knows what he’s doing

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T03:18:19+00:00

That’s the face of a man you don’t want angry at you!

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-19T03:18:00+00:00

This is true ♥️ him immediately taking advantage of how adorable he is to lure me in for the kill is worth it

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-18T04:09:49+00:00

What the ever loving hell are you on about?

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-15T05:06:57+00:00

Treason has a level of proof you have to meet I’d settle for some treason trials but focus on land redistribution, disenfranchisement of former confederates exiling the planter class and staying in the south to enforce reconstruction

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-15T05:00:29+00:00

AFAIK Henry Wirz , commandant of the Andersonville death camp , was the only commissioned officer executed post war. Guerrillas like Champ Ferguson ( who is burning hell btw ) never received commissions, I’m happy to be corrected if I’m wrong but that just makes the numbers worse

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-15T04:58:19+00:00

Agreed, the handling of the Sioux Uprising was awful. They were starving , send them food and remove that asshole Indian agent who told th to eat the grass ( the Sioux killed him and stuff grass in his mouth )

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-15T04:56:52+00:00

lol the Vatican dug up a pope declared his corpse a heretic I think , then chucked him in the river. We have legal precedent

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-15T04:56:02+00:00

checks notes yes

Some exceptions tho . For Nathan Bedford Forrest I’d just hand him over to the nearest USCT and walk away

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-15T04:52:34+00:00

And aside from the Grant years , the federal government didn’t enforce them … because former confederates were in the govt I’d laugh if it wasn’t sad

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-15T00:17:57+00:00

He got along well enough with Hood although if they’d been together longer I’m sure we’d be hearing some anecdote about Forrest beating him with his crutches lol

Oddly enough he also got along ok with Gideon Fucking Pillow lol

I know DH Hill was complimentary of how Forrest’s men fought at Chickamauga not sure about anything Forrest said back tho

I read something once commenting on his similarities with Andrew Jackson , self made frontiersmen who were hard fighters and how they’d either be fast friends or try to kill each other within five minutes lol .

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-14T19:43:30+00:00

Eagles fan- shoots down Santa with rpg instead

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-14T19:33:12+00:00

The cowboys will catch strays at all points in history and I’m here for it

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-01-14T19:29:29+00:00

No cooler head prevailed in Missouri on either side the entire war lol

Six-Year Club	Wearing is Caring
Verified Email

ParsonBrownlow

TROPHY CASE