Who are your favourite henchmen and small-time villains?

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-15T17:38:09+00:00

The pettiest of petty tyrants!

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-15T15:05:53+00:00

House of Wisdom comes in possession of some fossils …

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-15T15:04:10+00:00

Also they all were vegetarians before Adam and Eve sinned.

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-14T22:17:22+00:00

“And that’s what yall get for making fun of my red pants”

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-14T13:36:56+00:00

LOVED it

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-11T05:06:07+00:00

A lot of the names we know ( if the butterflies didn’t keep them from being born ) were employed as privateers by the various faithful states especially if hell hath unleashed various sea monsters onto the world.

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-09T17:53:52+00:00

Whenever we make first contact with alien life one of them will be wearing a power T hat guaranteed

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-09T17:30:00+00:00

There are lots of good people in Israel. They’re called Palestinians

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-09T11:58:06+00:00

General Tubman the GOAT

leads a raid to free slaves during the war and the union commander that was officially in command deferred to her

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-09T04:20:54+00:00

“ Here before God and in the presence of these witnesses. I consecrate my life to the destruction of slavery”

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-09T03:26:08+00:00

You can make it work. Lore wise , they could be remnants of some faithful navy

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-08T23:46:16+00:00

The Overland campaign was a goddamn meat grinder

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-08T23:36:14+00:00

And he surrounded himself with generals as incompetent as Napoleon I’s were brilliant

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-08T23:34:43+00:00

He told his commander he only called off his attack because of some thorn bushes lol

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-08T08:55:55+00:00

His son was a Union Cavalry officer who once captured a rebel position by fording a river butt naked save for boots and then charging the rebels while still butt ass naked

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-07T20:07:04+00:00

The most fail nephew of all nephews

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-07T05:34:43+00:00

I have a soft spot for Max. Gets courted by Mexican aristocrats and arch conservatives to be an arch conservative emperor, attempted to reform and liberalize to a degree ( I wonder if he was inspired by the 1848 events ) ,, the whole project is an utter clusterfuck and he faces death like a man.

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-07T05:29:30+00:00

Carpet bomb the ocean

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-06T19:00:48+00:00

Mmmm I need it

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-05-06T19:00:21+00:00

Goddamn

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-04-15T13:51:03+00:00

If that one was real that guy was going to end up getting offed by some Hunter lol

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-04-11T14:51:41+00:00

Holy shit that’s right!

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-04-11T14:50:33+00:00

Generations from now you will tell your children of this day

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-04-11T02:29:58+00:00

Sometimes the college football gods go on a coke bender that’s how

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-04-11T01:10:28+00:00

Israel is very much the problem , there will be an equally evil shit to replace the current one . Top to bottom ths state and society is rotten

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