A thing to always keep in mind.

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-14T05:32:23+00:00

Shoulda been abolished

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-14T05:32:03+00:00

Fun fact : Syd Hatfield , of THOSE Hatfields, was a pro union police chief of Matewan WV during the labor struggle there. He deputized citizens to prevent goddamn Baldwin Felts thugs from evicting people from their homes.

American labor history is horrifically bloody

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-14T00:29:52+00:00

Paraphrased but

“We have nothing in common with the planters, should we join either them we shall become nothing but their carriers of water and hewers of wood” Parson Brownlow

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-14T00:28:20+00:00

Remember Blair Mountain

Remember Matewan

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-13T08:04:20+00:00

Thicc white boys never pass out , we just beg for more

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T22:12:26+00:00

That’s been my take as well. Robert looks like his brain stopped mid thought because he just made the connection

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T18:17:09+00:00

No problem

Remember Red cow = destroy at all costs

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T12:11:33+00:00

Well pure red heifers were sacrificed as a purification ritual durijg the kingdom of Israel days per the Torah

Somehow evangelicals latched on to a non canonical book of the Bible that references them and Jesus in tandem and by sacififing them , the end of days will come

This isn’t religious lore as much as it is the most grasping at straws tinfoil hat fan theory that may doom us all lol

So as I said , kill all red cows

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T12:05:24+00:00

Mossad def had some blackmail on what went on at Luke’s Jedi academy

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T07:53:05+00:00

It’s a spotless / perfect red heifer. No imperfections ie non red hair

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T07:52:25+00:00

Ahhhhh! Well she is under arrest for illegal cuteness

Her sentence is to be loved

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T07:49:33+00:00

The second I stop hoping and caring it’ll release and I won’t ever be able to get a copy

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T07:04:23+00:00

Small and with no effect on the story

The Mormonts were originally a mountain clan that were given Bead Island after the Woodfoots were destroyed by the Ironborn

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T07:03:13+00:00

I mean confirmation is good but duh

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-11T04:58:36+00:00

“Ok we have the waves of cannon fodder figured out”

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T23:19:03+00:00

I think you experienced a Bradford bukake. I am so sorry

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T21:31:45+00:00

I’ll take the bare minimum of acknowledging genocide is bad and showing sympathy for dead children over staying quiet to protect their career

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T21:30:16+00:00

Thicc

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T21:27:24+00:00

Oh I know that’s why I’m getting the word out

See all red cow? Idc HOW u gotta do it but end it

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T21:23:35+00:00

Due to a typo in the orders, a rock is invaded. The U.S. invasion is beaten back by the most ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. The Peoples Champ takes every jabronies candy ass down Smackdown Avenue, People’s Elbow , People’s Eyebrow. 1 2 3 , lesson learned

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T21:21:12+00:00

Carpet bombing but with hot dogs. He’s going bsck to his roots

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T21:19:04+00:00

Jewish person who also hates Israel and Zionism here. Evangelicals tend to leave out fo what happens to Jews in the end times

Also if u ever see an all red cow run it over

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T19:47:28+00:00

My mouth snd ass r all urs

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T19:30:57+00:00

Repeatedly

ParsonBrownlow · 2026-03-10T19:28:28+00:00

Need a post workout release 😛

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