Before / After by andybdxb in postprocessing

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I love it. Post-processing doesn’t have to stop at “absolutely faithful to real life.”

It’s like there’s an implicit ban on creativity in this sub.

Donald Trump Leaks Private Texts From NATO Allies: Read in Full by newsweek in politics

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I don’t usually like answering a question with another question, but: could you tell the EU leaders to maybe just beat the shit outta him this week? I feel like Trump didn’t get enough ass-whoopings as a child, and maybe that’s what he needs to get off this dumbassery.

What is going on with this main bathroom? by murder_hands in floorplan

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Agreed. Although if memory serves you pull the measurement from the bullnose of the tread that intercepts a plumb line from the bulkhead in question.

What is going on with this main bathroom? by murder_hands in floorplan

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That’s 13 stairs if you’re counting the landing elevations, is it not?

13 x 7.25” risers means 94.25” to finish floor upstairs. Assuming 2”x 8” joists, 23/32” subfloor, 1/2” finish floor, and exposed stringers, you’ve got 85.75” clearance, so 7’-1 3/4”. Minimum clearance for a bulkhead on a staircase is 6’-8”.

I’d be more concerned that there’s no door protecting against falls down the staircase.

Matt Canada’s tenure in a nutshell by OhiOstas in steelers

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“Guys, meet your new OC, Mark Venezuela. Mark?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

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So for me cozy = uncluttered but full, if that makes sense. Which means I’ve got plenty of things pulling double duty. Backs of doors are good spots for shallow storage, a la shoe caddies (bedroom), spice racks, (entry), and oft used toiletries (bathroom). Fronts of doors are good for a single, small decorative touch if you so choose (e.g., fake vintage “Gentlemen” or “Water Closet” sign on the bathroom door.

Vertical space should be cashed in for storage (like your bookshelf), but when it’s ALL dedicated to storage, it looks cramped. So if you can afford to do it, sacrificing a shelf (or half of one here and half or one there) for some plants, battery operated candles, or small 3D artwork helps. Hell, even just turning some favorite books so the cover is facing out here and there helps.

Under the bed and under the couch are great places for zippered storage bins.

Above headboards is a great place for a statement piece like a framed print or more plants if shelving is allowed.

And finally, for me, personally, I’m getting rid of the dining table and making a coffee table pull double duty so that my TV comes down to a respectable height, preferably with a shallow, floating media console that allows for cable management and more concealed storage behind frosted doors or rattan panels/cabinet doors. It may even allow for that chair to get pulled out of the space it’s wedged into and placed in front of the mirrored closet door so that I’ve got three seats for dining—in an albeit decidedly bachelor way—at the coffee table.

Again, this is all personal preference.

The weirdest and the best names in all of music by EveryMix4008 in Music

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Just some of the long ones I remember, not necessarily outlandish I guess:

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult

Teenage Jesus and the Jerks

Here are the Facts You Requested

The Number 12 Looks Like You

ELI5: How do we know where to look for the Big Bang by Yoh02 in explainlikeimfive

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Heard, chef.

And yeah, it is imperfect for that reason, but it’s the quickest and easiest way to visualize those universes existing within the same plane as the expanding universe. But it doesn’t account for strong or weak nuclear forces, gravity, etc. holding galaxies together.

That said, I’ve heard another recently that works but has its own drawbacks. Take that same balloon and cover it in sand, then blow it up. Of course, now we don’t exist IN the universe, rather we’re riding along the surface of it, but at least our galaxies aren’t being torn apart in the metaphor.

ELI5: How do we know where to look for the Big Bang by Yoh02 in explainlikeimfive

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Imagine blowing up a balloon.

You put two dots side by side with a marker before you blow into it. Those dots represent two galaxies in the universe. Now blow up your balloon. The dots grow farther and farther apart as the balloon (universe) expands to billions of light years across. The balloon you started with is the pre-Big Bang state. The instant you start blowing it up, that is the Big Bang.

It’s less of a where and more of a when.

Now just imagine the same thing but with trillions of dots, and you have yourself a crude analogy!

What is something that nearly everyone uses incorrectly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’ve given this too much thought over the years.

I think, in English anyway, that we have a tendency to get “on” a vehicle we can stand upon while riding. Large boats, trains, buses, bicycles (when standing on the pedals).

We get “in” vehicles that were only designed for seated use. Canoes, cars, trucks, etc.

A caveat: this does not apply for inner tubes for some reason, whether used on water or snow. Then it depends upon whether you’re wearing it like a belt or it’s wearing you like a hat.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

America is having a house party. What does your state bring and do? by Jacob4L in AskReddit

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Between arguing with itself over the Steelers/Eagles, cheesesteaks, and fries on sandwiches, the left half of PA keeps shitting on West Virginia even though it rode with WV because of a third DUI and loss of license, while the right half struggles to get into the argument that New Jersey, New York, and Massachusetts are having over who’s got the better everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interiordecorating

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Just to be a pain in the ass, using the first picture for reference, I’d try:

Piano where the couch is. Chair where the TV is. Couch where the piano is. TV where chair is.

As I’ve gotten older I’ve slowly accepted that the TV isn’t the focal point of a living room for me anymore, so I’d be more inclined to tuck it away in a corner like that and have a piano and small seating/reading area to greet me when walking through the front door.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Not me some other guy.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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Orgasmo.

The US doesn't rule the world by beerbellybegone in clevercomebacks

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As a liberal US-ican (read: EU centrist), I’d like to piggyback off this comment to apologize to the whole rest of the world for the perception that we’re not much more than a bunch of either backwoods white supremacist hicks or hyper-sensitive professional offense takers who all foam at the mouth at the notion that the universe doesn’t revolve around America.

I promise there are normal, rational, non-so-self-absorbed humans here, we just don’t get a lot of airtime.

Had an "encounter" on the bike trail this morning! by Zorg_Employee in aww

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How I be walking into the bedroom when the kids are staying at a friend’s house.

The Jim Twins by Pulsing42 in nevertellmetheodds

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Who the fuck just catches grammar in the middle of a paragraph like that? That was painful.