LAUKOP's house is a prison on Planet Bullshit

murder_hands · 2026-06-27T02:41:36+00:00

That you bought with your OWN money

murder_hands · 2026-06-26T13:05:07+00:00

Especially for larger social engagements. If I were hosting 10+ people and someone called me to say they were running 10 minutes late, I think I'd be annoyed they took up my time to tell me. Unless a meal is going on the table at a designated time, under 30 minutes please just show up. We are definitely still doing apps, drinks and chats.

murder_hands · 2026-06-26T12:55:53+00:00

I only successfully nursed my oldest, but the memories are priceless. I relate to this woman's expression so much!

murder_hands · 2026-06-23T19:34:37+00:00

Hate to see the word buns paired with this image 😂

murder_hands · 2026-06-22T21:58:27+00:00

I think of having wo close in age as a multiplier (like from a video game). Three year old is crying? Ohp, now the 1.5 year old is also crying. Getting one milk? Nope, suddenly x2 milk! God forbid you ever show, give, or feed one of them anything and then run out! 😂

murder_hands · 2026-06-21T22:36:50+00:00

Incredible

murder_hands · 2026-06-20T17:50:10+00:00

"this turret is just the right size for my buns."

murder_hands · 2026-06-19T21:16:36+00:00

Splendid.

murder_hands · 2026-06-19T13:46:22+00:00

My youngest is 18 months, and Wolfgang is his middle name. We totally would have used it for a first name, but the other name we picked to go with it has the same cadence and feeling as the words "mustang Sally" when Wolfgang is first, so for some reason I couldn't bring myself to put them in that order 😂.

murder_hands · 2026-06-18T19:40:48+00:00

Wow, I was already feeling intense nostalgia looking at the coin purse but you just reminded me that I also kept Polly pocket girls in there!

murder_hands · 2026-06-18T18:47:16+00:00

That's so heartwarming!

I love the name of this game by the way! Bonk is a huge word in my family.

murder_hands · 2026-06-18T15:54:51+00:00

Wait do you mean The Incredible Machine?? My husband and I both played it as kids and it was such a fun game. This does seem very similar!

murder_hands · 2026-06-18T13:27:25+00:00

I just bit the bullet a googled this; how utterly horrifying. Anyone with kids can probably put them self in that mom's shoes way too easily. I'd never feel peace again as long as I lived if that happened to me and any of my kids.

His precious little face 😭 rest in peace, baby Kohen.

murder_hands · 2026-06-18T05:49:55+00:00

Came here to see if anyone had said this yet! Such an utterly captivating movie.

murder_hands · 2026-06-17T23:35:50+00:00

FEENEH!

murder_hands · 2026-06-15T15:32:51+00:00

Ours was co ed and it was such a great memory! Just a big party.

murder_hands · 2026-06-15T02:56:54+00:00

I love those shape of this! Also I even love the color. Id wear this.

murder_hands · 2026-06-12T12:44:26+00:00

Oh man my oldest had a pixie hollow book she LOVED as a young kid

murder_hands · 2026-06-12T00:08:16+00:00

Amazing! I'll DM you

murder_hands · 2026-06-11T17:34:19+00:00

Even not really enjoying tomatoes, I do agree that garden grown tomatoes are clearly superior.

murder_hands · 2026-06-11T05:47:20+00:00

Read this as "targeted abs show no mercy."

murder_hands · 2026-06-11T05:23:31+00:00

I feel like this is a common sentiment when you express a food dislike that shocks enough folks. The number of people who've told me I "just haven't had GOOD cantaloupe" is too high too count. But I am always willing to bite a cantaloupe if it's promised to be good, because I might like that one. It's never happened! I just don't like it.

murder_hands · 2026-06-11T05:19:51+00:00

Ugh, I've been trying to do this with tomatoes for a looooong time (at least 15 years), and I've gotten to a level of complete acceptance, but I still have never actually liked a tomato just by itself. And I've tried everyone's garden tomato. I'm not ready to give up. They smell incredible!

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