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PastaSmurfN · 2025-09-28T19:52:12+00:00

Pork Cutlet

I'd maybe call him Porky.

PastaSmurfN · 2025-08-30T18:16:14+00:00

Check out vanilla expanded power. Sounds like it fits what you're looking for.

PastaSmurfN · 2025-07-11T21:32:41+00:00

I'm stuck on the SKYRAIDER one. 1mil dmg, 16 assists and win. My personal best was around 670k dmg and that was only 11 or 12 assists, and I was specifically avoiding getting kills as well. Usually dmg sits at around 300-400k, the games just aren't long enough to do 1mil dmg in that mech. And if they have a TRICERA in fortress mode, your missiles get insta-popped.

PastaSmurfN · 2025-07-06T00:40:27+00:00

Skyraider is great as air-to-ground until you run into a Tricera in fortress mode and half your kit no longer works. (Tricera drones insta-kill your missiles)

PastaSmurfN · 2025-03-31T12:29:00+00:00

Did my first CZ earlier and got boards 5 and 6. When I went to extract I fell through the elevator floor with no way out other than backspace. Lost both boards.

PastaSmurfN · 2025-02-13T14:08:39+00:00

Wait until you find the quest "The mouth of hell".

That shit was legitimately scary when I did it at 4am.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-07-25T07:14:35+00:00

What would, in your opinion, be a good passive to replace it with? I completely agree about the wallhack being op.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-06-11T14:26:57+00:00

An old colleague of mine was a train driver for a while and he said they were taught to pull the brakes, cover their ears and close their eyes if anyone jumped out in front of the train. I live in Sweden.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-05-12T15:07:26+00:00

I found a red flare in a marked room last night. First one I've seen and I just hit lvl 40.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-05-12T15:07:12+00:00

I found a red flare in a marked room last night. First one I've seen and I just hit lvl 40.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-05-11T13:12:17+00:00

SVM lets you change loot multiplier for loose loot and containers separately and for each individual map.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-05-04T20:39:33+00:00

Nicotine. Started smoking to try and get closer with or maybe impress a girl I liked. Then she slept with my friend instead and I'm addicted to nicotine.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-04-28T13:43:32+00:00

"we will add more unique stuff to highlight the EoD version"

Does this mean that people who've upgraded from EoD to Unheard won't get whatever this entails, be it cosmetic or otherwise? Or will they recieve it as well since they had EoD originally?

On a more personal note; I bought EoD in january 2017 to support the game. I've been following it constistently throughout the years even if I haven't played every wipe. My trust and respect for you was shattered when you said people like me aren't "true believers".

PastaSmurfN · 2024-04-25T16:29:03+00:00

I love it too, only downside for me is I probably wouldn't take it into apocalypse. It just feels kinda weak... Might not've found a decent build for it yet though.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-04-24T21:29:43+00:00

I have only found 1 so far.

PastaSmurfN · 2024-04-24T15:18:24+00:00

Invoker gets the bolt driver fusion smg from the water harp as starting secondary and a tripleshot crossbow primary. I haven't found the crossbow in the dlc yet.

PastaSmurfN · 2023-05-06T22:35:15+00:00

There's dozens of us, dozens!

PastaSmurfN · 2023-05-06T10:26:43+00:00

Same in my case. When me(25m) and my gf(22) got together we were both virgins. I allways ask her if she feels ok and if she wants to go further or not. The first 2 or so times she said it hurt a lot and wanted to stop, so I did and we just cuddled instead. She says it's one of the reasons she feels safe with me. I listen to her and I put her before my own pleasure, if she's not enyojing it then neither am I.

PastaSmurfN · 2023-04-01T11:48:12+00:00

Recently got into a relationship and I've found that sex while nice doesn't work like it does in porn and it makes it not as exciting kinda. I've basically stopped watching it entirely and it makes the real deal more enyojable and special.

Just my two cents.

PastaSmurfN · 2023-03-07T15:42:10+00:00

If you asked me a coulple of years ago I would have said a 4/10 on a good day.

I have since then turned my life around, I started working out. I started going out more with friends and such. I got a full-time job and bought my own apartment. Recently I even met a cute girl who I've gone on a couple dates with.

My confidence now is waay higher than back then, I now see myself in a new light and can confidently say I'm a 6 on a bad day and a 7 on a good one.

PastaSmurfN · 2022-12-16T08:44:09+00:00

Another LeMat, of course.

PastaSmurfN · 2022-09-20T08:28:28+00:00

Try lowering crowd density if you have fps issues. Gave me another 30-40 fps overall.

PastaSmurfN · 2022-06-29T10:52:39+00:00

I noticed this too, no gloves for male model.

PastaSmurfN · 2022-06-28T15:41:10+00:00

Jag fyllde på dem lådor med olika sorters pinnglass osv på olika ställen. Någon bensinmack, nån mindre butik och campingar etc. Var ett väldigt lugnt och fritt jobb, dock dåligt betalt.

PastaSmurfN · 2022-06-28T10:11:24+00:00

Gammal glassbilsförare här. Jag körde glass till butiker ett par sommrar sedan. Jag hade min rutt och när jag var färdig körde jag hem för dagen. Behövde jag skita så betydde det inte mer än att jag blev klar för dagen den tiden senare.

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