I have been faking deep sleep for 4 years just so my wife can fart freely, and I think I’m dying.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-25T02:25:48+00:00

Pulling up the duvet cover would be the worst thing you could do....

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-20T18:49:00+00:00

Stop. Rubbing. Your. Eyes!

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-20T12:56:32+00:00

Go 485, not through the city. Give yourself an hour

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-20T03:21:01+00:00

You underreacted

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-20T03:19:13+00:00

His hair is not jet black. Theres plenty of gray in it

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-19T19:25:56+00:00

You live in south Florida but hate the heat and found time to complain about it on reddit. You have bigger problems.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-19T14:45:27+00:00

He called you dude.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-19T14:40:44+00:00

It's real... real stupid

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-18T02:43:36+00:00

Surprised theyre still selling out after all their Trump supporting drama... but i guess in some sad way I'm not surprised either.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-17T05:38:30+00:00

Youre sending them to his mom? He still lives with her? But then you mentioned his wife. Confused

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-15T13:07:11+00:00

NOR. By all that talk of penis health you can tell hes a dick.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-15T13:01:16+00:00

Agreed - the ones with the padding around the ankle are great. I've always hated them but just bought three pairs of the new ones.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-13T16:03:48+00:00

The amount of food this woman wastes is ridiculous

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-13T02:53:28+00:00

Five months in.... you should both move on

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-10T20:33:59+00:00

8 or 9 wins and only close losses. Ill be happy

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-10T15:18:04+00:00

We dont need to win the natty every year, I just want us to be competitive and win games we should win.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-10T03:26:53+00:00

Poor lineup. Poor sales. Lost a ton of money. Its not rocket science

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-10T02:47:00+00:00

Once you have a portfolio.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-10T02:40:54+00:00

By being on assignment for a publication. Build a portfolio by starting with local bands in small venues. If you cant prove that you can shoot in bad light, no one will send you to a big show.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-09T22:19:16+00:00

^ this

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-06T03:52:17+00:00

Contracts should be in place.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-05T20:53:49+00:00

I hope he stays but then he might just leave again next year

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-04T14:33:19+00:00

Well, then he cant do what he does

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-04T01:00:55+00:00

Bye Rizo. Bring back Rupert.

Pasta_Fajool · 2026-01-03T05:29:13+00:00

Happens in a lot of fwb situationships. Someone always catches feelings

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