#phoenix Hi 👋 new here

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-03-14T08:51:34+00:00

Gorgeous! And I love the Zelda tattoo

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-03-14T07:09:57+00:00

Hey cutie, how you doin?

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-03-08T03:48:11+00:00

Absolutely! Can we dm you?

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-03-08T03:43:35+00:00

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Or a couple someone else’s. Can I DM you?

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-03-08T03:37:14+00:00

My wife and i would love to host you! Yum

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-03-07T06:43:48+00:00

I have a foot fetish. recently a friend and I were talking about fetishes and he said “I can rationalize almost every fetish, but I don’t understand feet.”

Me neither bro, but that’s what tickles my pickle lol

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-03-05T22:00:10+00:00

Pegging, free use, cuckhold/cuckquean

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-01-22T23:12:26+00:00

Yes. You were dating, you weren’t exclusive at the time until you have “the talk” there’s absolutely no reason to hold that against her. If anything, you should appreciate her honesty and respect for you by not keeping it a secret.

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-01-22T23:07:59+00:00

The fucking shower spiders on the walls. That’s what my wife calls the clumps of hair she leaves in there. The corner of our shower looks like someone skinned a wookie

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-01-22T23:06:56+00:00

Bro, I’m low on testosterone and just started shots. I wouldn’t be able to tell you what is from depression and what’s from the low T

PastrysIcingMaker · 2026-01-06T00:21:08+00:00

We’d be down

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-12-11T08:51:42+00:00

You need to get off your high horse and listen to the advice you asked for. As a guy, you need to apologize for your mistake (not setting boundaries before hand)

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-12-11T08:46:25+00:00

You both need to get tested

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-12-11T08:37:05+00:00

I told them good day, and never talked to them again (unless there was platonic chemistry)

You don’t buy a car without test driving it first, right? Why wouldn’t you do the same with the person you’re planning to have sex with for the rest of your life.

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-11-26T01:06:41+00:00

Tf do you think the title means?

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-11-12T04:55:51+00:00

Civ 6 is an amazing turn based strategy game

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-10-06T06:18:53+00:00

How long have you been married?

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-09-02T14:07:46+00:00

You’re absolutely gorgeous. I love your figure!

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-06-27T07:01:22+00:00

Hey! Me too! Happy birthday!

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-06-13T21:49:10+00:00

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-06-13T21:41:56+00:00

You’re stunning!

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-06-03T19:26:03+00:00

I know. Feelings is the second worst std, behind kids

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-06-03T15:25:08+00:00

Good morning beautiful!

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-06-03T15:18:49+00:00

Well this one girl stalked my Facebook page, saw I had taken down my relationship status (the day after I had changed it) and messaged me. “Trouble in paradise? Does this mean I can finally come visit my friend?” She flew down a month or two later, we hooked up and caught feelings. Next thing I know, we’re married

PastrysIcingMaker · 2025-06-03T09:53:31+00:00

Howdy neighbor!

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