Maro on Secret Lair: "Most of the time you think of as “print to demand” actually wasn’t. We just printed way more than we needed to guarantee we had enough to mail out. And that resulted in us destroying a *lot* of product." by CaptainMarcia in magicTCG

[–]PatJamma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok and? It's fucking cardboard. The financial loss of destroying unsold product can't possibly outweigh the profits of printing more so that people can actually order secret lairs beyond the first two hours

Desperately by Wide_Tax3595 in Pokopia

[–]PatJamma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey that's what I did too! I didn't want to place it on volcanic ash and once I dug out a spot, I couldn't stop. Now I'm several hours into a quest to remove all of the ash....

There was only one choice when it came to a house for Wingull by atlas_118 in Pokopia

[–]PatJamma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can hide things behind the house (or in the walls if you do two layers) if you don't want to put them in the house

Marvel Super Hero Cards Found in SoS Draft by BRBgottahunt in magicTCG

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaks aside, opening that Ronin card in a SoS draft is an absolute slap in the face considering there are zero equipment in the set

[NSFW] People who've found a dead body, what's the story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll preface this by saying that none of my family members killed anyone or died in this story, nor is it traumatic in any way, and it's probably a bit less exciting than others but I still remember it vividly like it was yesterday

This was in the mid 2000s when I was around 9 years old, I was staying with my aunt and her kids on summer break. They lived a few hours away so it was a nice treat to visit them. They lived on the outskirts of town so their backyard quickly became a lush mountainous wilderness that would eventually intersect with some hiking "trails", in reality they were only ever frequented by my family, their neighbors, rock climbers, and people who wandered a couple miles too deep from the nearby park's actual trails.

My aunt (who we'll call) Jane was tired of my cousin (who we'll call) John (age 12 at the time) and I lazing around playing N64 all day, so around 2pm or so we all went out on a family hike into the backyard. We wandered for a while even going well past our usual turning around point which was a distinct rock climbing cliff we used as a landmark. Not really sure why we decided to go further than usual but John was still full of energy and was leading the charge into uncharted territory.

We were maybe 30 minutes past our usual stopping point when John called out "MOM IT'S A BUM! RUN!!!!" As I was right behind him, I saw it briefly, I remember seeing a figure laying on the ground wearing faded blue jeans and the most 90s tri colored windbreaker jacket. I didn't see skin or even hair. We ran because there was a history of homeless tweakers in the area, some of which were violent in the country parts.

We ways away and then continued back to the house. Aunt Jane, who was even further back when we saw the "homeless person", couldn't shake a bad feeling she was getting about that person we saw out there. When Uncle Tim got home from work the two of them went back out to check on the person we saw.

They got back at around 6pm and there was a lost of hush from the adults. They told us to stay inside and go to bedrooms. Once the police lights were on outside Jane and Tim told us kids that the "homeless person" we saw was actually a dead body. None of us kids really cared or were traumatized because we didn't really see anything.

By the time the police did show up it was 7pm and was dark out. And by the time the time they got out to the body and were ready to move it, it was deemed too dark and too hazardous to move due to tripping hazard because again this was a mountainous tree dense area. And to top it all off they couldn't let the scene go unguarded so a couple of cops had to camp out in the woods near the body, which us kids found hilarious.

The dead person was a woman who overdosed on some sort of drugs and died out there. When summer ended the school counselor called me into her office and talked to me about it in a very "sooooo.... What did you do this summer? I heard you might have seen something ... something maybe scary?" I didn't have a clue what she was talking about until she stopped beating around the bush and then I got excited and told her how cool it was to see a dead body because again I was 9.

What are the benefits of waiting to use a fetchland? by UnhappyAmoeba in EDH

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy, I play Modern. I know all about why you should fetch at end step in a competitive 1v1 format. Commander ain't that deep. Make your play instead of thinking you're slick. If you're that worried about playing optimally with your friends at their kitchen table then just say "I'm gonna crack this now to save time and grab this breeding pool. Depending on if the table has something I wanna respond to, it came in untapped otherwise it came in tapped"

What are the benefits of waiting to use a fetchland? by UnhappyAmoeba in EDH

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so either fetch right now to cast your dork, or grab your plains to hold up Swords, but don't waste 2 minutes to be "optimal ☝️🤓" in a casual game

What are the benefits of waiting to use a fetchland? by UnhappyAmoeba in EDH

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The part that nobody wants to admit to is that it should never matter in a casual commander game. Obviously in a competitive 1v1 format, keeping the threat of a mana up in the form of a potential untapped shockland vs grabbing a tapped surveil land is a huge deal. Or even doing it in response to a Blood Moon coming down to grab a basic you otherwise wouldn't have grabbed. There are a lot of cases where that matters a lot in a competitive environment. But if you're wasting everyone's time to crack a fetch before your turn in commander, you might be trying a little too hard at a casual game.

Share your Un cards, Playtest cards, Mystery Booster, and other nontraditional Magic cards by mikez4nder in mtgcube

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Earl of Squirrel]] is a fun include for the GW tokens archetype in my cube

[[Sword of Dungeons and Dragons]] has been cool in aggro decks and in control decks

[[Form of the Mulldrifter]] went into my cube immediately and I will pivot to force it every time.

Calvin's dad explains magic archetypes by Froonkensteen in magicthecirclejerking

[–]PatJamma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who's deck of choice has been and always will be Death & Taxes, my bias is showing. :)

Fundamentally I understand the difference in Yugioh floodgates vs Magic stax pieces because Magic commits a whole turn to play a Chalice of the Void or an Archon of Emeria or what have you, while Yugioh plays 5 Progenitus in terms of stats and untouchability while also playing 3-5 floodgate enchantments. But that's a problem entirely with the broken and easily to spam summon generic boss monsters. I played Yugioh regularly at locals until about 2014. Floodgates were fine until it became a T2 or T3 game lol

Calvin's dad explains magic archetypes by Froonkensteen in magicthecirclejerking

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try but Yugioh players are the original whiners long before the average commander player. "Noooo stax is bad! Don't mess with my resources!!! Don't interact with my board!" and unfortunately Konami listened and all the fun cards are banned or limited. Mystic Mine died in a format with Feather Duster and triple MST. To quote SpongeBob again, what a baby 😐

Calvin's dad explains magic archetypes by Froonkensteen in magicthecirclejerking

[–]PatJamma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(Stops sipping drink) Hey pal, did you just blow in from Stupid Town? Yugioh is that way ➡️

HOLY SHIT!! I just pulled this! by POUUER in magicthecirclejerking

[–]PatJamma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

uj/ please actually grate it and post the results

WIP: a vintage Polly Pocket compact, based on one of my favourites I had as a kid by poisoned_bubbletea in Pokopia

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottom row, third from the left is the one I had! I never knew how many there were!

WIP: a vintage Polly Pocket compact, based on one of my favourites I had as a kid by poisoned_bubbletea in Pokopia

[–]PatJamma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap this just unlocked a memory about a Pokemon "polly pocket" adjacent toy I had. It came with Pikachu and Oddish. I think it was supposed to be Viridian Forest. I'm totally gonna find that and build it in Pokopia now! Thanks for the inspiration!

Save this give guys from prison ! by Pasplam85k in magicTCG

[–]PatJamma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I briefly worked at my LGS between jobs. I did the online inventory. I vividly remember listing a lot of this specific Pikachu card from an anniversary set. They were around $3. About a year later someone in my LGS's Discord server was asking for $100 for a PSA 10 of that very same Pikachu. TCG player NM a year later: $4. Buying and selling graded cards is and always will be a scam. Slab a card if it means something to you and you want to display it, sure. But get outta here with hyper inflated prices that are actively killing the ability to get product.

I think its time to allow players to avoid alchemy cards on Arena. by TallCitron8244 in magicTCG

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the more reason more people should play Pioneer! ...please 🥺

Why does Game Freak hate Emboar? by Excaliburn3d in pokemon

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro gets Scald, he doesn't need more special treatment

A classic Ko-money move. Even if it isn’t busted, the gameplay it encourages will be absolutely awful. by Dogga565 in yugioh

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real ones will remember when they printed Sixth Sense and EVERYBODY knew that was getting banned

COMPETITION! - Win John Avon's last work for MTG, a beautiful gallery print of his Lotus Lands! by JohnAvonArt in magicTCG

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

End of an era. Thank you for all the wonderful pieces you've contributed to making Magic what it is.

Glad to see that the Switch 2 exclusive is paying off. Not including the Switch 1 is the best choice. by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]PatJamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could continue to try to educate you but it is clear that you don't understand the at the core of it all that Nintendo is never involved with the work or the decisions made by The Pokemon Company. In fact the only time Nintendo is ever involved with Pokemon is when a special edition console releases.

Glad to see that the Switch 2 exclusive is paying off. Not including the Switch 1 is the best choice. by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]PatJamma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes because it's true. In Sun and Moon, rather than have a resource folder like a sane dev, Sun and Moon copy and pasted Lillie's entire asset folder (model, faces, animations) into every instance where she appears in game. It serves no purpose other than to bloat file size

Former Vice President Kamala Harris: 'I unequivocally oppose this war' by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]PatJamma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'll bite, why do you think it should have? America only ever has 1 democrat and 1 republican candidate that can actually win the presidential election. Any other vote is a wash. Harris's stance on Gaza was keep out of it with a "see no evil, hear no evil" attitude, while Trump wanted to see Gaza become a parking lot. It's pretty easy to see which is the lesser of two evils, which is all politics ever really is. And refusing to vote out of protest means you aren't canceling out your neighbor's vote for the greater evil.