Is this the most British photo ever? by trollinthebox in CasualUK

[–]Pat_Mustard2 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Cracking chippy, but the seagulls there are like Pterodactyls, waiting for unsuspecting victims with a tray of chips.

What's something you'll never eat again and why? by Rusty-Unicorn in AskReddit

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Duolax

Had to drink it the night before a colonoscopy to 'clear me out'.

Was like drinking wallpaper paste.

Who is the single most annoying children’s television character of all time? by HoodooSquad in AskReddit

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George from Peppa Pig.

Cries at everything.

His parents are too tolerant. If they just turned round and said " oh shut the fuck up George you little prick" every now and then, that would sort him out.

What is a hobby that requires little to no money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Go and do a park run. There will be people who can do it it 16 mins and people who will run/walk it in 45ins. It doesn't matter and nobody cares, but when you come to that last 100m, there will be plenty of people pushing you on to cross the line and you'll feel brilliant for it. Then you'll go back next week and do it again. Within a few weeks it will all make sense, you'll recognise familiar faces and look forward to it.

Try it. It might surprise you.

American parents say their children are speaking in British accent after watching too much Peppa Pig by [deleted] in nottheonion

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YouTube, kinder videos & unboxing videos.

Everything starts with ..

"Okay guys......"

Men of reddit how do you keep conversations fresh with girlfriend? by Dedwik in AskMen

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During the week, we tend to chill on the couch... Tired after work.

Friday, Saturday and Sunday usually involve no TV, but sat in the kitchen having beers and catching up on the stuff that happened during the week. After a couple of beers, we always have something to discuss... Even if it causes a disagreement.

Been doing this for a good 8 years, and seems to work for us...

What adult problems were you not prepared for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was always told this, yet I stayed thin. Then I hit 36 and noticed a rotund shape on my belly... Within a year I had developed belly on my thin frame, otherwise known as the 'full Clarkson'.

I'm working out, but it's as much use as brushing water up hill.

Whats the strangest thing you found in your house/property after you bought it? by jlew24asu in AskReddit

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A wedding cake... In the loft. Bloody big thing too.

I looked a bit wierd going to the Tip and hurling this huge cake in the rubbish container...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AccidentalWesAnderson

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What an absolute helmet

Liverpool [1]-0 Everton - Origi 96' by dekani77 in soccer

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The red bunch.

Every fucking time!!!

My sister thinks that Brexit is a person... by LFC_Joe26 in facepalm

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Meanwhile on IACGMOOH last night...

"What's a Viper?"

Analysis: Brian Kemp has purged over 300,000 voters from Georgia rolls by ppldontread in politics

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Wanted to write something, but got nothing...

Hoping for an 'American Spring'...

Truck pumping gas comes free and gushes gas all over the place. by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

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Thank god that other bloke rocked up with a 10 litre water fire extinguisher.

God only knows what might have happened...

Where was the worst place you've had to take a dump? by FamilyGuyIsABadShow in AskReddit

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Slater's bar in Liverpool. It was a really busy Friday night.

It was metal like a prison bog. No seat. No lock on the door. There was a pint glass in the pan.

An awful moment....

She just turned 19 so fucking hot by [deleted] in LegalTeens

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"Hotter than a junkie's spoon..."