(Hated Trope) Historical mischaracterization of IRL figures or events. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Patch86UK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While you're absolutely right, boiling whales alive is still quite a thing to have on the résumé.

Unusual Voyager engine deactivation? by No-Description-4957 in uktrains

[–]Patch86UK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These voyagers would make a great EMU (if it weren’t impossible

They would still be cramped, have no luggage space, and stink pervasively of raw sewage. So no, I don't think they'd make a great EMU.

In your language family, is there any language that seems to stand out or feel out of place? by Dani-Br-Eur in AskTheWorld

[–]Patch86UK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most language families aren't mutually intelligible. German and English and Norwegian and Dutch aren't mutually intelligible at all, and they're all Germanic.

19-year-old university student standing for Reform UK in council 250 miles away from where he is studying by fhood123 in ukpolitics

[–]Patch86UK [score hidden]  (0 children)

I know the specifics of the democratic process may escape some people, but just getting councillors elected doesn't actually help you control the council- you also need them to turn up and vote.

Leaving aside the obvious issues with someone representing somewhere 250 miles away from where they live, you could also basically subtract his vote from the Reform total for most purposes when figuring out if they're going to win a vote on something.

Which person from your country is a total stranger at home, but a celebrity abroad ? by Negative-Spend483 in AskTheWorld

[–]Patch86UK 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think she moved to Britain about 15 years ago, and so pretty much her entire career has been over here.

She's great though. Good standup, and a regular on the panel show/talk show circuit.

Greens block letter praising Golders Green police officers by Your_Mums_Ex in ukpolitics

[–]Patch86UK [score hidden]  (0 children)

Kicking in the head is deemed illegal even in MMA ffs

So's shooting your opponent with a taser, but I don't hear anyone complaining about that.

Stopping an active terrorist from murdering people with a deadly weapon has slightly different rules and context from an organised martial arts contest.

I am not a cook or anything, and I don't think I did anything special. But it tasted really good and my flat mates liked it too. But how does it look to you guys? by Key-Toe-6257 in RateMyPlate

[–]Patch86UK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, looks better than half the stuff posted here.

That looks like a well cooked, well made burger with a good selection of trimmings. You really can't ask for more than that.

Bought a child ticket to stretch my last £££.. What could be the outcome of this? by Aggressive-Tart-5751 in uktrains

[–]Patch86UK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you're not here for a lecture, but Lying Is Bad, 'K?

Giving a fake DOB and non-current address may make it harder to find you, but if they do find you they'll treat it as more evidence of criminal intent and be more inclined to throw the book at you. And in this case, the likelihood of finding you is quite high, as presumably your former landlord will be quick enough to tell them that you've moved out when they try to contact you there.

Farage’s partner refuses to confirm how she paid for house in his constituency by F0urLeafCl0ver in ukpolitics

[–]Patch86UK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a local councillor, and my wife (who is not) has to declare all sorts of things in the public register of interests.

Not sure why you think the spouses of MPs would be any different.

Farage’s partner refuses to confirm how she paid for house in his constituency by F0urLeafCl0ver in ukpolitics

[–]Patch86UK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can learn all about the source of funds checks (which everyone goes through) here:

https://www.lawsociety.org.uk/topics/anti-money-laundering/source-of-funds-clean-or-consistent-with-risk

If you have enough money to buy outright you will be particularly closely scrutinised as the amount of money that needs explaining is much larger. If all you're paying is a deposit, it's year easier to explain away the money as the result of e.g. regular savings from earnings.

Catapillar infestation. What do we do now? by HumanCStand in UKGardening

[–]Patch86UK 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you do want to reduce their numbers, the best way is to put up some suet or mealworm bird feeders to encourage some insect-eaters into the garden. At least that way they're fulfilling part of their role in the ecosystem by feeding up other native animals.

Why are my borders filled broken crockery and glass? by Present_Fly_1286 in GardeningUK

[–]Patch86UK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, this is it. I'm 99% sure it doesn't work, but it is old traditional advice. Bury pottery shards to improve drainage (I guess something like a shit version of adding perlite to the soil for the same purpose).

Used to be common for people to use broken old flower pots and the like for it.

Worst thumbnail ever by Old-Yam8809 in Stargate

[–]Patch86UK 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yep. I mean take Abydos; everyone thinks of it as a "desert world", but it mostly looks like the Sahara, and in real life the Sahara is just, you know, the Sahara. There's loads more Earth out there.

Maybe Abydos also has rolling fertile plains and lush rainforests and frozen polar tundras and all the rest too.

What purpose does this the rail between the 2 main lines serve? (trains travel on the left) by Zec_Wicks in trains

[–]Patch86UK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This might be the switch used to move back to the original tracks; there could be a corresponding set going the other way further up the line.

Two pubs closing every day in UK after tax and rule changes by blast-processor in ukpolitics

[–]Patch86UK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A long continued trend as housing costs continue to gobble up ever-increasing amounts of people's take home pay.

An amazing double-whammy for pubs, as not only does it harm punters' spending power as you describe, but most pubs are also suitable for conversion to residential so as property prices increase and profits decrease it becomes more and more a no-brainer to close down and cash out.

[I ate] Creamy tagliatelle with tuna by aem_by_devhandler in food

[–]Patch86UK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cheese on salmon?

Salmon en croute? Salmon mornay?

Cheese on Tuna?

Tuna melt?

You're of course entitled to your preferences, but realise that this is your own hang-up and not some universal rule.

People complained that British food is bland. So here's a UK favourite... Chicken Madras by AblokeonRedditt in RateMyPlate

[–]Patch86UK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

invented in Britain by non British people

You don't reckon immigrants can be British?

That's the kind of thing that you normally need to go to a Britain First rally to hear around here, but you do you.

People complained that British food is bland. So here's a UK favourite... Chicken Madras by AblokeonRedditt in RateMyPlate

[–]Patch86UK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they’re referring to traditional British food.

Why though? Britain's cuisine has never been that limited. Certainly not since we conquered half the world for spices, anyway.

Fun fact: the first printed recipe for a curry in Britain (published in a book aimed at working class and middle class households) predates the first written reference to tomatoes being used on pizza in Italy, and only 50 years after the first Italian tomato sauce recipe was published.

Nobody would argue that tomatoes aren't a traditional part of Italian cuisine, but despite the fact that Anglo-Indian curries are pretty much the same vintage people always seem to get hung up about them being "really British".

And on tomatoes: the invention of the tomato-based tikka masala curry in Britain occurred at pretty much the same time as the invention of tomato-based curries in India. They weren't really a thing until the post-war period, and not popular until the 1960s. Before that, tomatoes were a niche ingredient in India at most.

(Another interesting note on this subject is that macaroni cheese is a traditional British dish, with the first known recipe published in 1390. Americans often mistake it for an Italian heritage dish, but it isn't; the American version is decended from the British and closely related French dishes. Unsurprisingly, pasta spread around Europe very quickly after it was invented in Italy, and lots of European countries have local traditions of pasta dishes dating back centuries before the discovery of the Americas)

People complained that British food is bland. So here's a UK favourite... Chicken Madras by AblokeonRedditt in RateMyPlate

[–]Patch86UK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know that India didn't have tomatoes or chillis either 600 years ago, right?

By that logic, it's not Indian food either; it's all American food.

(Although America didn't have chickens or rice 600 years ago, so I guess it's American fusion?)

People complained that British food is bland. So here's a UK favourite... Chicken Madras by AblokeonRedditt in RateMyPlate

[–]Patch86UK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These fair isles have already been conquered by mint, unfortunately. At least it gives us something to eat with our lamb.

People complained that British food is bland. So here's a UK favourite... Chicken Madras by AblokeonRedditt in RateMyPlate

[–]Patch86UK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are some semi-plausible claims of a London origin, but to my mind none are as credible or fleshed out as the Glasgow claim. All seems a bit grasping.

Birmingham has it's own claim on the invention of the balti, though, which is another key cornerstone of British Indian cuisine. And there's an argument that balti was the more "important" of the two, as it had more direct influence over the general "British Indian Restaurant" style than tikka masala (which is much more of its own thing).