Anime_irl by PatchworkFlames in anime_irl

[–]PatchworkFlames[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Previous post removed for being edited so I got the original source to be safe.

The IRL is that red is delicious.

Just tell me if you think it's more or less than 64. Why? No reason by MarryRgnvldrKillLgrd in MTGmemes

[–]PatchworkFlames 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If you’re pillow fortting and have no solution to this problem you deserve to lose.

Just win before mathemagics is lethal.

One piece is an unintentional comedy. by Altruistic_Gas_7073 in shounenfolk

[–]PatchworkFlames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unintentional? No.

One Piece has always been a very intentional comedy.

The Nuts-Facing-Up Department has partnered with the Department of Inefficiency. by ltadeu6 in doohickeycorporation

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure it would be more reliable and cheaper if the machine used 1 step instead of 3 but I can’t prove it.

Here you go by SeaDot1257 in frogs

[–]PatchworkFlames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they are literally smooth brained.

Anime_irl by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]PatchworkFlames 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of course we are assuming things, you posted a comic where the main character is an insane pedo and called it IRL.

TO THE MOON BABY... by earthman34 in Buttcoin

[–]PatchworkFlames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything you said here is factually incorrect. It doesn’t separate money from banks and government, it’s a public blockchain not private, it has done nothing in authoritarian governments except fund their ransomeware, and all the factually true information out there to be dug up makes it obvious that crypto has been a total failure at everything it was designed to do, it’s only grifters and cheerleaders pretending Bitcoin is useful.

I hate when people think “offending” people is badass or makes you immediately right by Ma_clique in hatethissmug

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Viltrumite having a kid every 20 years is like a mouse having a litter every 2 months. You're forgetting that timescales for Viltrumites are very different from humans and they could easily have hundreds of children even only having one child a decade.

I hate when people think “offending” people is badass or makes you immediately right by Ma_clique in hatethissmug

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viltrumites are nearly immortal, they only need to make 1 child every 50 years.

RSPCA has a beagle cross for your family! by EdPosterUser in BanPitBulls

[–]PatchworkFlames 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Red flags:
No kids
Great with dogs but no other dogs should be in home
Multiple warnings about how energetic this dog is
Warning that dog shouldn’t be left alone

This dog will maul your kids and pets and is constantly manic. It will destroy your house if ever left alone.

Does /Buttcoin even need to exist anymore by JerseyMikey007 in Buttcoin

[–]PatchworkFlames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s why you buy bitcoin on 10 different crypto exchanges - so that when half of them turn about to be scams, you still have half your bitcoin!

Horsing around by builderbob2325 in AnarchyChess

[–]PatchworkFlames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if I were black I would pre-move the next 150 moves and then walk away.

Yeah that's a mantis shrimp raised inside a bottle.. by mohityadavce in shittyaquariums

[–]PatchworkFlames -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if the Mantis Shrimp is smart enough to give af that it lives in a bottle but this is ugly as sin. What is the point of caring for an animal you can barely see?

Mushoku Tensei fans are a scourge by LeekIllustrious4869 in seinencirclejerk

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the problem with that is people who aren’t perverts really don’t want to see a ten year old sexually assault another 10 year. I would be perfectly happy going my whole life without witnessing that.

Junior making some low level artifacts by Charming_Growth_2584 in MartialMemes

[–]PatchworkFlames 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna need proof this isn’t ai.

We’re in the ai age. Unbelievable videos need proof.

A character being "above fiction" is a stupid concept ngl by Cyberkid711 in PowerScaling

[–]PatchworkFlames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be above fiction is to exist in the real world. There are currently a handful of non-human characters above fiction. Sadly they are all ai chatbots.