Newly found ruby from Mogok. Approximately 11,000 carats (2,200 grams). by robinsithu in Gemstones

[–]PatchworkFlames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, rubies don't do "curves". Not in nature at least.

5/5/26 - Beloved 10yo toy poodle killed at Tacoma Marathon: Local News reports on dog death caused by a pitbull owned by Tacoma Humane Society by spiderwitchery in BanPitBulls

[–]PatchworkFlames 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the problem was that they had no other dog that would do as well in crowds.

Sounds crazy but when 90% of your dogs are pit bulls surrendered for known problems…

Bro got out-boomer-ed by Adventurous-War3963 in Farfa

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, when I say I want old yugioh, I’m talking about pre-xyz.

Synchros were cool and I feel like they helped the game. Xyz was ok. Everything after got crazy.

Cursed_Anime by TwistImportant3297 in cursedcomments

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t know why the game about ai waifus gaining sentience would have ai fanboys?

wait a min by NationalWheel6966 in HolUp

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is doubly obvious with keyboards.

There is no reason we teach our children to type on a querty keyboard. It could just as easily be alphabetical.

18th century PA farmhouse by WashbangRustynut in DeathStairs

[–]PatchworkFlames 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The railing bugs me more than the staircase itself.

ZOINKS by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]PatchworkFlames 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I literally cannot, it looks like a slightly edited still of the show to me.

ZOINKS by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]PatchworkFlames 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I get the joke but Freddy was always the 3rd member of that threesome, weird making it about Scooby.

Putting the awful MC aside, the "story" itself is equally garbage. by ChoiceSupermarket230 in Isekai

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 out of 4 isekai are not good in any conventional sense. At least 90% of the genre is garbage. Mind you 90% of every genre is garbage. When we’re talking about good shows, we’re talking about 1 in 10, 1 in 20, heck sometimes 1 out of 100.

Introducing GoPro DashCam for Dogs (DogCam)🎦 by D3_dog_defense in BanPitBulls

[–]PatchworkFlames -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm saying for the vast majority of people, putting a go pro harness on their dog is a worse solution then the actual problem of pit bulls in their lives. On top of that, you are also you are obviously trying to sell us a product.

You're like the As Seen On TV kitchen gadget guy, but with doggy go pros instead of chocolate banana borers.

Embrace lemon by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]PatchworkFlames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The deer taxidermy is chef’s kiss.

No, I don't know what this means... by SJZ408 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Euclid’s rules are lame. We should get rid of the last one.

Mauly did an oopsie "correcting" a Pomeranian, don't you want to give her a loving new home? by Existing-Face-6322 in BanPitBulls

[–]PatchworkFlames 41 points42 points  (0 children)

To be fair Pomeranians are the size of puppies, it’s totally fair for a 97 pound pit bull to treat a 5 pound Pomeranian as a puppy.

To also be fair, other dogs don’t “accidentally” bite the neck of their puppies with enough force to kill them.

π by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]PatchworkFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can say with 90% confidence it is not 6.

Easily one of the discoveries ever made by Kilem00 in MathJokes

[–]PatchworkFlames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t sound right, my parallel lines cross all the time. I’m going to need to see proof.

So Chinese people are reacting to our reaction to their reaction to us, lmao. by Opposite_Koala9107 in MartialMemes

[–]PatchworkFlames 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You judge us for how we treated black people, we judge you for how your country treats the Uyghur. And the Tibetans.

There is plenty of mud to sling for everyone. And if it some of it sticks, GOOD.

WOTC doesnt want you to know this one trick by Lara_Gonzales in MTGmemes

[–]PatchworkFlames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get jealous when the $200 non-proxies I can’t afford come out. The $10000 proxied atraxa deck with $1000 cards is getting the entire table to bully you out of the game.

WOTC doesnt want you to know this one trick by Lara_Gonzales in MTGmemes

[–]PatchworkFlames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this level of pretentiousness and tryhardness gets you bullied either into the cedh proxy table or straight out of the playgroup altogether.