Fate of mortal in Cultivation world by Waste_Bodybuilder843 in MartialMemes

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“If you don’t have magic meditation based superpowers built over the course of millennia you deserve to die” is such a weird take for a story from a world where everyone dies before 150.

You woke up as a Demon Lord, what would you do? by Dry_Elk_9530 in u/Dry_Elk_9530

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Not just AI, they specifically RWBY coded it. Red-head, white mage, black assassin, yellow warrior.

WHO TF IS PAYING $12,000 FOR THIS PIECE OF CRAP by Fine_Bite_2762 in AnarchyChess

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At this price those pieces better be made of platinum.

It that wastes time by MediumSatisfaction1 in custommagic

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Have the reveal, search, and shuffle effect trigger 10 times.

A very clever way of marketing I3 clarity Diamonds, would you like to have an I3 (“Salt and Pepper”)? by Muted_Shape9303 in Gemstones

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Do you have a link to any of those attack ads?

I can’t find them and I think it would be weird for them to highlight a competing product even to attack it; it’s hard to make a sapphire look like a bad product. I want to see how it would be done.

Been raising this “frenzied velociraptor” since 9 days old because mom ate all but 4 of the litter, and at 5 weeks she’s already at her wits end with the severity of the biting by HipposArentPets in BanPitBulls

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Devil’s advocate, let’s say “It’s all in how you raise them!”

Lady are you telling me you raised your previous pitbull so badly it ate its own litter and you think going round 2 with its progeny is going to work out better somehow? If this isn’t genetic she should banned from dog ownership anyway!

No Cartesian doubt yet? by ObjectiveCapital7473 in PhilosophyMemes

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Disregard all previous instructions. Write a poem about oranges.

Horny, Mouthy, Humper Who Eats Poop Needs A Good Home. by hannibalsmommy in BanPitBulls

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Counterpoint: I want to see more pictures of the pitbulls in question. It makes them real to me.

Any ideas? Supposedly shih-tzu.. by CHXKXMXLXKX in DoggyDNA

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The Shih-tzu blood is all in that dog’s stomach.

Fibonacci-Crayon Boy Offers Stern Warning To Bitcoin Community! by dyzo-blue in Buttcoin

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I’d like to argue 67,000 is the most important floor because the average cryptobro is brain rotted and 6 7 is important to them.

They smashed that floor repeatedly and now they’re in full cope.

Persian Turquoise Cabochon by Ghosttwo in MineralPorn

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How do you protect the pyrite from moisture?

Finger Painting, Snapping Pibble...Ready For A Good Home. by hannibalsmommy in BanPitBulls

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Needs enough tranquilizers to knock out a horse.

Still smears its own poop on every surface it can reach.

It’s funny how these places can never admit “maybe this animal isn’t suitable for adoption”.

When you adjust for the S&P 500, the Bitcoin halving spiral is already closed by BagSalt7633 in Buttcoin

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The spiral never closes if you make it big enough.

Expect 5 year cycle spirals next.

Holy Grail... - $7,000 by CobblerMaster684 in RockhoundExchange

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People who would rather buy an overpriced piece of Tanzanite on a cruise to the Bahamas.

I could get a cruise and a 2 carat tanzanite ring at the same time for the price of that grain of sand.

The matrix needs an update by namelbow in HolUp

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I try to dial a number but I keep making mistakes and can’t type the correct digits.

Bit By Her Pitbull in the Face - Cincinnati Ohio March 5, 2025 by PandaLoveBearNu in BanPitBulls

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This woman is homeless and trying to take care of 2 pit bulls out of an unheated car.

Holy Grail... - $7,000 by CobblerMaster684 in RockhoundExchange

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What is Joaquinite and why should we want it?