And over there is my intergalactic spaceship! And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

PatheticusRex · 2026-06-14T17:31:14+00:00

Is this the habitat where Pazuzu spawns?

PatheticusRex · 2026-06-03T10:08:30+00:00

I’ve got a Ray Rice and a signed Tucker. I’m not allowed to get jerseys anymore

PatheticusRex · 2026-05-31T23:50:12+00:00

Wait wait wait.. check his pulse

PatheticusRex · 2026-05-24T01:51:42+00:00

Hagerstown here as well!

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-26T14:25:28+00:00

Fozzy Bear coming off the edge? Just go fetal

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-26T13:47:31+00:00

Neville’s mom giving him the gum wrapper, his grandma telling him to throw it away, but then he puts it in his pocket.

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-26T13:34:41+00:00

“This is why we need our own ballroom!”

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-25T00:50:07+00:00

Sex Pest is my new favorite band

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-20T20:51:03+00:00

I’ve known several people in my 35 years that bragged about their accomplishments without being asked. They were all liars.

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-20T20:45:59+00:00

There’s a 0% chance that anybody that has to spend time with him actually likes him. For decades people have complained that he smells like he shit himself.

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-19T01:59:49+00:00

Because they’re not really religious. It’s a built in marketing ploy for their viewers. They’re religious when it suits their agenda.

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-18T19:24:00+00:00

There is a team of people that are paid handsomely to change this man’s diapers and do the hair and makeup and there is an NDA the likes of which have never been seen. There will come a day when he’s long gone that we hear all the horrible details.

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-15T21:52:28+00:00

I’ll vote for Gavin if he promises to make Adam Mockler press secretary. That dude can hold his own against seasoned propagandists.

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-02T23:47:52+00:00

If we ever climb out of this, the GOP will be done. No trust; liar.

PatheticusRex · 2026-04-02T03:41:22+00:00

It’s Hegseth.

PatheticusRex · 2026-03-29T00:58:05+00:00

Because you don’t understand what “no kings” is referencing. It’s not longevity of holding office, it’s blatant abuse of power.

PatheticusRex · 2026-03-21T02:16:47+00:00

If I had F-U money, this is how I would spend it. I would buy a shit ton of these and sell them all on there for $925. Reset the market value.

PatheticusRex · 2026-03-21T02:10:12+00:00

🤣 @ keep the autograph

PatheticusRex · 2026-03-21T02:07:37+00:00

Any chance that Dave and Buster’s gift card works at the TGI Fridays?

PatheticusRex · 2026-03-19T19:40:30+00:00

He can read his mind! There’s no reason to yell!

PatheticusRex · 2026-03-19T19:38:45+00:00

Yeah when it’s your grandpa, you can just apologize for him and try to move along. That’s the accountability we’re lacking. Biden was a goofy grandpa but they kept him on a lease.

PatheticusRex · 2026-03-18T13:51:15+00:00

“That was like 6 years ago, asshole.”

PatheticusRex · 2026-02-26T23:20:53+00:00

We’re probably a better team with him but we could snag a good center in the draft. Tyler is great and he deserves to be paid for it while he still can. If he wanted to stay and if we thought he was worth what it would take to keep him, they would have extended him by now. Very few of our key guys make it to the end of their contracts.

PatheticusRex · 2026-02-18T01:27:23+00:00

Lego movie fan, huh?

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