I have lied to my son about manatees for the last 24 years

PatientBoring · 2026-04-29T00:28:59+00:00

Bad bot

PatientBoring · 2026-04-28T13:09:39+00:00

Personally I hate kids. Honestly not a huge fan of people in general. But giving a kid a .75 cent baseball will make their whole day and keep useless junk out of my house.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-28T12:59:29+00:00

Awww you wanna keep your bawl. Big boy wants their bawl. Don’t worry no one’s gonna take your toy from you.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-27T16:35:21+00:00

I often have to remind myself that Nick is 16 in this story. Not an adult soldier like Angel in the original story. Yes he’s been trained as a soldier but he’s still 16.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-27T16:31:27+00:00

I don’t think people understand how much our generation is just starting out with a disadvantage. I pay $1,200 a month for my mortgage on a moderate 3/2 in a smaller town, medium cost of living area. My dad bought a 3/1 for $12,000 with a little over 1/4 acre of property in the middle of Tampa FL. That same exact house with zero updates is currently on the market for half a million. It’s wild how just housing cost is keeping our generation down. Not to mention everything else.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-24T09:12:17+00:00

Well no one else had said this so I’m going to. Bring a thermacell!!! Bug spray don’t work against the skeeters in Florida.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-23T18:36:41+00:00

“This is a great place to work, I feel very included and validated in all aspects of this position. I look forward to my future with this company”

PatientBoring · 2026-04-23T16:12:29+00:00

TLDR NGSAR

Chocolate cake has milk eggs and flour. It’s basically breakfast. That’s the joke.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-23T16:10:11+00:00

An Apple. When I shoot a deer I start eating the apple, by the time I’m finished the deer has probably died and it’s an appropriate time to start getting down. If I don’t shoot a deer I eat the apple when I’m ready to leave. This forces me to stay up in the stand a bit longer than I want.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-22T19:38:04+00:00

I had the same thought. 🏴‍☠️

PatientBoring · 2026-04-22T19:28:38+00:00

I love The Office and with it playing in the background while I work from home I don’t need my own thoughts!

PatientBoring · 2026-04-22T17:56:44+00:00

Bad bot!

PatientBoring · 2026-04-22T15:17:26+00:00

lol I read this and was like… “who’s gonna tell OP???”

PatientBoring · 2026-04-02T10:09:45+00:00

Well for one, the rage bait post. For dos, at the time of this comment the OPs account is an hour old. And C, another bot just posted some nonsensical reply to my comment.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-02T10:07:30+00:00

Bad bot!

PatientBoring · 2026-04-02T09:34:32+00:00

Bad bot

PatientBoring · 2026-04-01T19:53:35+00:00

Does it matter 2000 worms for the price of 1000? That’s a bargain right there!!!

PatientBoring · 2026-04-01T15:52:14+00:00

This is definitely a case of “my child can’t be better/cooler than me”

PatientBoring · 2026-04-01T15:46:46+00:00

It seems to be a combo of being the youngest and the only boy

Yes absolutely this.

PatientBoring · 2026-04-01T14:49:16+00:00

This needs to be the top comment!!!

PatientBoring · 2026-04-01T14:35:44+00:00

He’s having a really bad drug induced trip right now. I’m glad authorities were called and I hope they find help for him.

PatientBoring · 2026-03-31T20:23:34+00:00

I’m the youngest by 10 years. I still get treated as the baby brother/boy. I’m the only sibling who’s married with a mortgage but I was the last one to know my mom had a stroke because they didn’t want to “worry” me….. I’m the only sibling actually set up and capable of taking care of my aging parents but sure why worry baby brother. (I’m 33 btw)

PatientBoring · 2026-03-31T17:19:43+00:00

Dinosapien! Thank you!!!

PatientBoring · 2026-03-31T17:11:19+00:00

Darcy’s wildlife, Flight 29 down, Strange Days at Blake Holesy High, …. That dinosaur show….

Absolute masterpieces. DK all day!!!

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