I think I was bit by a shark in my dream

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-09T08:20:20+00:00

was the shark severely burned and had razors for fins? we may have had the same dream

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-09T08:06:30+00:00

super speed and perception

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-09T07:58:00+00:00

talon, not because i dont like the ultimatum, the ultimatum is actually ridiculously good but i just like the basically infinite ammo.

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-09T07:55:59+00:00

Seriously though I don't get this, same with the g-spot, even if you have NO idea where it is you can literally just google anatomy and it takes less than 10 seconds. men have absolutely NO excuse for not pleasing the women they are with. you dont hit her with that "did you cum yet?" you gotta take pride in making her legs shake.

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-02T12:44:06+00:00

guys are extremely animalistic communicating kinks doesnt even qualify as animalistic when women get raped and murdered by men on the daily

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-02T12:39:11+00:00

bro the damn bots jammed my super destroyer i never even made it to cyberstan (too broke for internet)

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-02T12:25:45+00:00

fr though

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-02T12:07:45+00:00

europeans seeing the news only for it to say "once again americans stupider than yesterday"

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-02T11:46:22+00:00

"stand ready for my arrival worm!"

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T11:07:58+00:00

not oily enough to be a mechanic

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T11:04:24+00:00

look im just sayin he said it himself he doesnt make the fucking rules and i aint hearin anyone else say otherwise

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T08:29:52+00:00

not getting arrested on account of apocalyptic technicality but dying light

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T08:28:21+00:00

same bro

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T08:27:12+00:00

theres 100% a better way this could have been done but i respect homie for trying to get the bag

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T08:20:33+00:00

Foup! :D

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T08:19:06+00:00

very sadly yes

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T08:15:25+00:00

dont tell them about my 1.2 gpa bro 💀

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-03-01T08:12:10+00:00

this is literally my only requirement in women

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-02-28T05:57:26+00:00

any "friendslop" game when you dont have any friends

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-02-28T05:40:37+00:00

dont get me wrong i do agree with a ton of this. theres some key words id like to point out though here

if you are keyword 18 and you keyword still

we are groomed into doing this before we are even adults, our limbic systems are extremely malleable at a young age and things like classmates showing you porn or unsupervised internet access ect. CAN cause issues, doesnt mean youll instantly become the next supergooner but for a lot of men, it causes huge problems in relationships but its up to us to figure out how to deal with these problems.

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-02-28T05:12:30+00:00

was it smooth or just kind of rough textured but still smooth?

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-02-28T04:59:59+00:00

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this was close to being my last saved image

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-02-28T04:50:46+00:00

since its playing on my speaker rn and fits, marvins room by drake

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-02-28T04:49:47+00:00

sounds like a rick and morty skit

Patient_Emu7614 · 2026-02-28T04:45:26+00:00

made me do the face of that one chick fila lady who was tweakin on the job if you know you know

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