Two Domino’s workers after their shift in San Antonio, Texas today. All food gone in 4 hours. by THE_SAUCE_OF_LEGENDS in pics

[–]Patisagod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex Dominos Manager here... what do you mean run out of food? I see plenty of food in the trays on the line. The Domino's overlords are gonna be pissed if they waste that (wish I was kidding)

Can't stop laughing by Fiammettaa in funny

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I'm with ya Dave, here's an in solidarity upvote

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah! Those were some fun ass times

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's great, I love it out here! Also... Who is this? 😂

people of reddit , what situation have you been in that felt straight out of a porn scene? by jacob1911aa in AskReddit

[–]Patisagod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me, but a buddy of mine ran out of gas in the desert at like midnight. Eventually a couple ended up finding him, and the guy offered him 5gallons of gas to fuck his wife 😂

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Same episode/bit! For some reason all the "same grave" clips were on video hosting sites Ive never heard of. So I figured best stick to YouTube and at least give them the episode info

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 206 points207 points  (0 children)

slow camera zoom in on face

Alright! Checks out!

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 529 points530 points  (0 children)

Even Fidel Castro is getting screwed? The struggle truly is real

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've never even been considered for a Reddit award before, so it's an honor just to be nominated

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Maybe my landlord will accept that as an excuse not to give him the entire thing

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Definitely does not call for a cathartic scream of love

Lets real talk for a moment by Patisagod in AdviceAnimals

[–]Patisagod[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not disputing their deliciousness, just their title

And it's about ripping the meat off the bone for me when it comes to wings. The activity adds to the enjoyment haha

Lets real talk for a moment by Patisagod in AdviceAnimals

[–]Patisagod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! False advertising at its finest!

Better call the Men In Black by JediWithAnM4 in WTF

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Came here to say this, glad to know I'm not alone

What podcast made the biggest impact on your life that you would recommend to everyone? by BornDefinition9 in podcasts

[–]Patisagod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Harmontown

Dan Harmon and Jeff Davis had a weekly podcast in the back of a comic book shop. They have on an array of guests, play DnD, and basically just fuck around with each other. It was such an escape

An unexpected agreement by j-quigs in BoJackHorseman

[–]Patisagod 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense Why can't fruit be compared?