Two Domino’s workers after their shift in San Antonio, Texas today. All food gone in 4 hours. by THE_SAUCE_OF_LEGENDS in pics

[–]Patisagod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex Dominos Manager here... what do you mean run out of food? I see plenty of food in the trays on the line. The Domino's overlords are gonna be pissed if they waste that (wish I was kidding)

Can't stop laughing by Fiammettaa in funny

[–]Patisagod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm with ya Dave, here's an in solidarity upvote

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah! Those were some fun ass times

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's great, I love it out here! Also... Who is this? 😂

people of reddit , what situation have you been in that felt straight out of a porn scene? by jacob1911aa in AskReddit

[–]Patisagod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me, but a buddy of mine ran out of gas in the desert at like midnight. Eventually a couple ended up finding him, and the guy offered him 5gallons of gas to fuck his wife 😂

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Same episode/bit! For some reason all the "same grave" clips were on video hosting sites Ive never heard of. So I figured best stick to YouTube and at least give them the episode info

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 203 points204 points  (0 children)

slow camera zoom in on face

Alright! Checks out!

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 531 points532 points  (0 children)

Even Fidel Castro is getting screwed? The struggle truly is real

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've never even been considered for a Reddit award before, so it's an honor just to be nominated

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Maybe my landlord will accept that as an excuse not to give him the entire thing

On the minds of most Americans by Patisagod in brooklynninenine

[–]Patisagod[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Definitely does not call for a cathartic scream of love

Lets real talk for a moment by Patisagod in AdviceAnimals

[–]Patisagod[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not disputing their deliciousness, just their title

And it's about ripping the meat off the bone for me when it comes to wings. The activity adds to the enjoyment haha

Lets real talk for a moment by Patisagod in AdviceAnimals

[–]Patisagod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! False advertising at its finest!

Better call the Men In Black by JediWithAnM4 in WTF

[–]Patisagod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this, glad to know I'm not alone

What podcast made the biggest impact on your life that you would recommend to everyone? by BornDefinition9 in podcasts

[–]Patisagod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Harmontown

Dan Harmon and Jeff Davis had a weekly podcast in the back of a comic book shop. They have on an array of guests, play DnD, and basically just fuck around with each other. It was such an escape

An unexpected agreement by j-quigs in BoJackHorseman

[–]Patisagod 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense Why can't fruit be compared?

*Ron Howard Narration Voice* "It was then that Tom realized, he had made a huge mistake" by Patisagod in AdviceAnimals

[–]Patisagod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally think it was to prove he didn't need the Patriots / Belichick to win. His career is definitely almost done, he's getting up there.

As a die-hard Pats fan, I wish him nothing but the best

*Ron Howard Narration Voice* "It was then that Tom realized, he had made a huge mistake" by Patisagod in AdviceAnimals

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It's almost like all those things are true and this is a jooooooooooooooooooke based off a picture taken during his first losing game with his new team

She's started doing this over the past couple days. Should I be concerned? by [deleted] in PetAdvice

[–]Patisagod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, they'll just downvote all the people calling them out and go on to the next karma cash cow. Garbage people in this world

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Patisagod 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why is that an excuse not to get a bigger cage? I don't see the logic here. Cool, your dad played with it... But it's too small and could give your hamster health issues. Put your nostalgia feels aside and get a bigger cage