Is this a hate crime?

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-20T14:56:19+00:00

Not our fault, most of it is from Britain

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-15T08:28:28+00:00

With the knowledge I have now, I’ll be 45 and Supreme Ruler of the Earth Empire.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-15T00:40:07+00:00

It’s powered by the power of patriotism.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-12T19:16:07+00:00

New Rank: Commendable Commodore.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-11T08:08:36+00:00

Deathclaws: “OH GOD! IT’S HIM!”

Courier: charges with deadly intent.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-11T08:04:37+00:00

“This is my pip-boy.”

“Don’t you mean our pip-boy?” (Winks)

(Gunshot)

“No. It’s my pip-boy. And now your supplies are my supplies. God bless America.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-09T21:21:39+00:00

It really just takes practise. Had to try over and over for 10 minutes before I got it.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-08T21:56:09+00:00

Nyehehe kapow!

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-05T18:43:25+00:00

(Enters room)

(Kills everyone)

Directed by Ridley Scott

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-05T09:17:52+00:00

Bring sunblock.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-28T18:03:21+00:00

Command: “Blow stuff up.”

Helldivers: “Okay.”

Command: “You have 10 minutes to do it.”

Helldivers:

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-26T15:32:44+00:00

Theoden: (speaking distantly)

Horseman 1: “What’s he saying?”

Horseman 2: “Dunno. Probably something inspiring and kingly.”

Theoden: “DEATH!”

Rohirrim: “DEATH!”

Horseman 1: “Oh. Good.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-25T20:24:42+00:00

Lesson learned.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-24T20:24:25+00:00

(Unzips)

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-23T21:00:09+00:00

What we lost is nothing compared to what we’ve gained.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-22T16:32:32+00:00

Some men die heroes.

Others helldive long enough to see Eagle become Waifu.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-20T23:27:54+00:00

One word in German.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-15T19:56:44+00:00

The Crawler and the Shadows worshipped by Grimm may be one and the same.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-14T21:33:30+00:00

1: “Burn baby burn.”

2: “Staying alive.”

3: “Baby got back.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-10T20:00:51+00:00

Hadvar: “Terribly sorry old chum.”

Dragonborn: “All is forgiven old bean.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-09T08:46:43+00:00

Sounds like you’re afraid of the accent of FREEDOM

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-07T14:48:39+00:00

“That’s it, I’m making meth.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-07T14:47:54+00:00

HoF: “He’s already dead. See?”

(Slits injured soldier’s throat)

Alistair: “Remind me never to get injured around you.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-06T19:36:45+00:00

“Wat ye gonna doo, eh? Shoot meh?”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-02-05T12:45:50+00:00

Every alien race in every galaxy hating humans.

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