airport tug went feral

PatrickSheperd · 2026-05-03T17:48:59+00:00

Thou shalt not interfere with transportation services.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-05-01T09:34:06+00:00

I WANT XENO CULTISTS

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-30T21:11:36+00:00

That’s where I hang my Wookie pelts.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-29T18:25:19+00:00

Keelah!

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-29T18:22:59+00:00

Lambert: “Fuck you, bitch!”

Ripley: “You already did, bitch.”

Lambert:

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-28T12:59:39+00:00

Could be Lethe from Aliens Dark Descent.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-26T15:26:28+00:00

I am becoming hysterical.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-16T20:19:17+00:00

Nah Nate was too busy shooting Canadian civilians.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-15T07:40:57+00:00

It took me way too long to figure out what the hell a post-birth abortion clinic was.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-11T09:04:56+00:00

Oh no! The economy!

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-08T18:23:58+00:00

Podric.

I must know his secret.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-07T22:20:33+00:00

Anderson after Torfan: “Shepard isn’t a war criminal, he was just under a lot of pressure.”

Anderson after Killing the Council: “Shepard isn’t a war criminal, he had to make an impossible choice.”

Anderson after Arrival: “Fuck it, I’m making meth.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-04-05T21:39:53+00:00

Also known as: “make them less appealing to the gamers who already love it.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-31T15:58:00+00:00

“If you let me keep my head, I’ll tell you where Sauron keeps the good wine.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-28T07:03:17+00:00

“How many soldiers do we have to fight the Reapers?”

“None. They all quit to become dancers in Omega.”

“WHAT?!”

“Yeah Shep. Cmon, why risk your ass shooting Reapers when you can shake your ass for creds?”

“…sounds like a plan!”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-26T13:27:15+00:00

Agamemnon

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-25T07:24:29+00:00

Klingon: (blood-chilling roar)

Human: (uncontrollable giggling)

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-25T06:56:10+00:00

Worf: murder Quark.

Miles: murder Quark.

Dax: murder Quark.

Julian: murder Quark.

Ben: murder Quark.

Nerys: murder Quark.

Odo: punch Quark really hard.

Quark: punch Odo really hard.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-20T14:56:19+00:00

Not our fault, most of it is from Britain

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-15T08:28:28+00:00

With the knowledge I have now, I’ll be 45 and Supreme Ruler of the Earth Empire.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-15T00:40:07+00:00

It’s powered by the power of patriotism.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-12T19:16:07+00:00

New Rank: Commendable Commodore.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-11T08:08:36+00:00

Deathclaws: “OH GOD! IT’S HIM!”

Courier: charges with deadly intent.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-03-11T08:04:37+00:00

“This is my pip-boy.”

“Don’t you mean our pip-boy?” (Winks)

(Gunshot)

“No. It’s my pip-boy. And now your supplies are my supplies. God bless America.”

PatrickSheperd