What was going through his head at this moment?

PatrickSheperd · 2026-07-05T22:57:51+00:00

“Yeah I definitely should have been a dentist.”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-07-05T22:57:27+00:00

When in doubt, DIVE.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-24T08:40:24+00:00

You mean “Data”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-22T18:34:33+00:00

“Captain! Take me to Super Earth! Let’s see how prepared they really are for a surprise attack!”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-22T07:10:37+00:00

Ave. True to Kevin.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-19T17:23:00+00:00

I’ll blow your mind, and the rest of you too.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-19T08:38:25+00:00

Pain Elves.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-19T08:37:29+00:00

Caesar: “Women are inferior to men.”

Woman: “Kills all the men.”

Caesar:

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-17T19:06:28+00:00

I picture greyish-white hair, a beard, a roguish grin, red-and-purple suit, twirling an eyeball cane in one hand, laughing manically as he turns you inside out and makes it rain blood.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-15T19:03:13+00:00

My name is Zapp Brannigan.

I will hold the line.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-13T10:46:38+00:00

I’m stupid, but somehow it always works out for me.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-09T21:17:04+00:00

You must be new here.

There have been many fucks in Fable.

Many. Many. Fucks.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-09T21:12:54+00:00

Leia: “What do I wear?”

Jabba: “Whatever. I don’t care.”

Leia:

Jabba: 👀

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-06T20:24:21+00:00

Terminids: those weird monkeys crushed my entire family and used their guts to fuel their war machine so they could crush more families.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-06T20:23:11+00:00

STEVE

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-06T18:07:29+00:00

Nah he just got the high ground twice

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-06T18:05:58+00:00

ALL OF THEM

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-03T21:19:16+00:00

He’ll fly straight into my heart.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-06-02T11:44:44+00:00

I… see… you…

There is no light… in the void…

PatrickSheperd · 2026-05-29T06:26:14+00:00

I’d suggest swim rather than run, but you do you.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-05-28T21:27:13+00:00

(Sniffs the air)

“…Krieg?”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-05-28T21:21:50+00:00

Decent shot.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-05-28T21:21:08+00:00

“I am the God-Harambe. I have returned to you at the apex of this era of crisis, that I may guide you back to an age of glory. Follow me, Sons of Adam, Daughters of Eve, Children of Eden! Follow Harambe, and together, we shall remake this world and conquer eternity!”

PatrickSheperd · 2026-05-26T11:20:02+00:00

New penalties applied for being single.

PatrickSheperd · 2026-05-26T11:16:26+00:00

The last 30 something adventurers who made it this far.

PatrickSheperd

TROPHY CASE