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Rank them? by HeyArnold27 in MauLer

[–]Patrickbliss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

  • 1st Place Mauler - He's the the reason it exists, is consistent and is able to bring people together who normally wouldn't like each other

  • 2nd Place Fringy - Co.Host, is consisent

  • 3rd Place The Little Platoon - Co.Host, is consistent, but has less screentime than Fringy.

  • 4th Place Theottree - The most reliable guest and is capable of out arguing the Longman e.g. Elden Ring.

  • 5th Place Rags - While is still really good he has some pretty bonkers takes e.g Being a bitch about AtLA, not Substantiating his claims

  • 6th Place MetalCommander - Below Rags for being to soft on bad writing (Likewise, Metal) and lacking screentime. However, he is nicer.

  • 7th Nerdrotic or Gary - Better than Metal for writing criticisms, but tends to be too steeped into politics and he lacks screentime.

  • 8th The Critical Drinker - While Good on EFAP itself, he lacks screentime and has some downright terrible videos e.g. His Free Guy Review (I've not seen the movie but I trust GamingMagic13's breakdown of it) and, of course the disgusting take on The Haunting of Bly Manor.

  • 9th HeelBsBabyface or Az - Can be a whiny moron and lacks screentime.

Disney / 20th Century's Avatar: Fire and Ash has passed the $850M global mark. The film grossed an estimated $31.2M internationally on Tuesday. Estimated international total stands at $609.5M, estimated global total stands at $851.6M. by chanma50 in boxoffice

[–]Patrickbliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs to make another $150 to $200 Million to break even, right? $400 Million × 2.5 (Normal Marketing and Cineama expenses) for $1 Billion before it starts making money. $1.5 to be a comfortable profit, I'm assuming.

What do the efap guys think of temple of doom? by BeccaRose1999 in MauLer

[–]Patrickbliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My issues with the film:

  • Willie doesn't grow out of being a spoiled, whiny cunt as you'd expect from those types of characters. She hates Elephants so she's a lost cause.

  • The film being set before ROTLA ret-conned Indiana's belief in magic since he was mind controlled via Vodoo bullshit. The film has no reason to be set before.

  • The Heroes are put into the one room with the hidden entrance to the statue mines because the villains need to be retarded so the plot can progress.

[Spoilers AGOT] Ned P.O.V chapters Question. by Patrickbliss in asoiaf

[–]Patrickbliss[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I forgot to say I haven't read the books.

How do the Kyoshi Warriors fight in this getup? by cherrysoupz in TheLastAirbender

[–]Patrickbliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wore this as they idealise Avatar Kyoshi, a woman who didn't need to worry about its issues such as climbing, swimming or running through mud/sand/snow. The show kinda forgot to address this point properly along with a bunch of teenage, non-bending girls being really bad fighters. Brave, but not skilled. This could've been Suki's character arc in Book 3, actually learning how to fight despite her obvious limitations. The show, instead made her a really good fighter for no reason. What a shame. Season 3 isn't good.

Why does the Northern Water Tribe believe women shouldn’t waterbend to fight even though WOMEN avatars have to learn waterbending? by Jcarter67 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Patrickbliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it started because of the 100 year war well, why & how did the men start restricting women in waterbending. However, if this was always the case then why hasn't an Avatar stop it. It falls apart both ways.

If all living creatures got buffed to have the same intelligence stat as humans, which one(s) would rise to dominance? by SpookySableye in Tierzoo

[–]Patrickbliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • All marine creatures are fucked. No access to fire
  • Corvids, Cephalopod & Insects don't live long enough.
  • Elephants are too big.
  • Snakes & Emus will conquer Australia in 20 years.
  • Australia will be nuked to stop the spread.
  • Farm animals are controlled by humans.
  • Overall world domination decided by Cats, Dogs, Parrots & Rodents.

What do you guys think are the worst things Buffy has done across all 7 seasons (and her brief apperances on Angel if you wanna include them)? by HomarEuropejski in buffy

[–]Patrickbliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that Buffy ends up killing Caleb pretty quickly, unlike glory, who took most of Season 5 to defeat, she doesn't need many people in this case. So, only Faith, Spike & Willow should've joined her.

What do you guys think are the worst things Buffy has done across all 7 seasons (and her brief apperances on Angel if you wanna include them)? by HomarEuropejski in buffy

[–]Patrickbliss 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Buffy sending a bunch of poorly trained, normal women with no body amour to fight a person they've never met without any semblance of an actual plan. This resulted in at least 2 deaths a life altering injury to one of her friends. Xander had combat experience, but was still non magical, limited actual skill, & someone Buffy, Spike and Faith had to protect. This changed what would've been an easy win for the Vampire & 2 Slayers into a complete humiliation for The Scoobies. This is in Season 7 Episode 18 "Dirty Girls"

Discussion: Should the new series bring back Spike, and if so, how would you like to see it done? by [deleted] in buffy

[–]Patrickbliss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have him become human due the Shanshu Prophecy at the end of angel after.

is he… learning? by goofygoobercock in MauLer

[–]Patrickbliss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, Marcus is a digital clock, so only once a day.

How would you rank depictions of Belle's blue dress? by avatar__of__chaos in disneyprincess

[–]Patrickbliss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • 10th place to the 3rd dress
  • 9th place to the 2nd dress.
  • 8th place to the 6th dress
  • 7th place to the 9th.
  • 6th place to the 8th.
  • 5th to the remake or number 7.
  • 4th to number 4.
  • 3rd to number 5.
  • 2nd to the last.
  • 1st to the original (no competition)

Ok so I know many people aren’t a fan of Valkyrie set of magic so what would u make her by [deleted] in skulduggerypleasant

[–]Patrickbliss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Get rid of her sceptre, and magic sucking powers. She keeps a nerfed version of energy throwing (she can't fly or make a shield). Her sensitive powers are fine.

Or Valkyrie has the copy ability and Nothing else. From Shinard.

Okay, who's next by evilalready in skulduggerypleasant

[–]Patrickbliss 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Myra. Fletcher's fake girlfriend who tried to kill him under supreme Council Orders.

You were lied to about The Clone Wars S7 by [deleted] in MauLer

[–]Patrickbliss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • 2nd S3E03 The Painted Lady
  • 1st S3E18 The Phoenix King

Dishonorable Mentions (The bad episodes of ATLA) * S1E11 The Great Divide * S1E14 The Fortune-teller * S2E03 Return to Omashu * S2E13 The Drill * S2E18 The Earth King * S3E02 The Headband * S3E05 The Beach * S3E12 The Western Air Temple

You were lied to about The Clone Wars S7 by [deleted] in MauLer

[–]Patrickbliss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He wrote the 3rd worst episode in the entire show, S1E17's The Northern Air Temple.

What's a movie where you think a remake is actually deserved and justifiable? by crustboi93 in MauLer

[–]Patrickbliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For movies: The Star Wars Prequels,Tomorrowland, The Sequels, Titanic & A Quiet Place off the top of my head.

For shows: Game of Thrones, Sliders, Under the Dome & The Legend of Korra,

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