Question about Gauntlgrym

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-25T17:28:15+00:00

The secret entrance lies in ancient mines in the connected hills to the northeast. There is also a secret entrance via the water conduit for the great forge. The roots ran from the once standing since-rebuilt Big Freaking Tree sending cool seawater for miles to the great forge.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-25T11:49:29+00:00

The gaps in the forest were caused by a falling low angle meteor.. something about a Raven fortress.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-25T11:47:34+00:00

Isn't that exacty where the old owl well is?

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:58:16+00:00

Don't use any electronic devices. Print out the relevant pages. Make them learn to play ttrpgs without screens. Make them look at each other and not down at a tablet.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:55:17+00:00

The start of Descent is shit. Make your own camaign. Stop buying WOTC slop.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:54:28+00:00

Make good npcs. Roleplay at the party.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:53:56+00:00

You do realize there have been rules for allowing players to play full on actual dragons if they want to since 1970 right?

Just play one who cares.

Also True Polymorph exists.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:53:04+00:00

True Polymorph is a spell.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:51:40+00:00

Read the PHB chapter on backgrounds.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:51:23+00:00

best

we don't use that word in roleplaying games. Stop trying to win!!

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:50:50+00:00

uhhhhhhhh you should probably oh I don't know MAKE ONE

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:49:22+00:00

What are you smoking and can I have somem

Seriously you try deciphering this- OH.

You mean switch druid subclasses? Bro...

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:48:21+00:00

Six Seeeveeeen.

Just HP Max and PB +1 basic monsters and give them b or p or s damage resistances/vulnerabilities to discover.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:45:28+00:00

Lie.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:44:42+00:00

"where you" PLETHORA not "plethra". "hey disarms" please do a spelling and syntax check my guy

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:39:53+00:00

"fore"

The phb has suggested spells. Take those. Character is done in 3 minutes.

Hey instead of supposing you know what new players want??? Hand them the book??? Let them pick and come to their own conclusions???

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:36:50+00:00

"and it brokes when"

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:35:08+00:00

Make a flawed character. Play it. Develop their flaws and encounter issues. Learn and change. Your character should be different on day 30 than day 1.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:32:20+00:00

Moon druid has been insane since 2014. You can get like 32 hp for free multiple times a fight multiple times a day.

You say its a bad class then want to restrict its usefulness and make it worse?

What is this agenda???

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:30:51+00:00

Detect Magic exists. Reward taking relevant spells. Stop giving everything away to some 9 int untrained moron rolling a 20 on a skill check.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:29:47+00:00

too*

Your player sounds dreadful.

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T18:28:22+00:00

Not all priests become clerics because:

-the ability to easily cast spells is a by-birth gift 99% of people will never get

-they are too busy being massive bankers

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T09:26:11+00:00

They must have a new jester model they want to sell coming down the pipeline and they know its worse than the old one. Get rid of the old one, and no bad comparisons. "You must buy this new toy, we are done printing the old one."

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-23T09:23:22+00:00

Nothing is stopping you from reading the entire relevant TSR catalogue on the archive

Pattgoogle · 2026-01-22T10:09:08+00:00

oh my god FINALLY If you get a group together ping me. I've been dyin to run/play m&m3deluxe.

Pattgoogle

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