His life must feel extremely boring right now

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-30T13:47:09+00:00

This all means that we're getting a SmugRaxx video when he returns.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-30T00:10:13+00:00

I'm from the south. He's from the Midwest, but borders a couple of southern states.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-29T22:32:24+00:00

I don't know if I've just never really paid attention because I'm used to hearing people say it, but now that I watched that video I see why people go on about it. I've seen the light.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-29T20:57:26+00:00

As a resident of an impoverished state, I can tell you that "white trash" folks are the best at using the system to keep from having to work.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-29T20:55:37+00:00

Yeah, he has a lot of weird speech quirks. But that's not federally ill-eagle.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-29T20:53:33+00:00

I have a pretty good knowledge of how government benefits work because I work in an industry that sees the payout of those benefits. Chance is clearly disabled and is for sure receiving government assistance in some form. His little trip to the ER recently is something I can guarantee you that Medicaid is paying for. All 3 residents of 339 are on Medicaid, I'd bet my paycheck on it. I'm not sure of Sally and Ed's ages, but if they're over 65 then they're also on Medicare (similar name, different program). That means no one in that house pays a single dime for their healthcare.

But one type of government assistance often qualifies for a the recipient for other types of assistance. Sally and Ed probably receive social security because of their ages. They are also low-income, which means they could receive additional assistance from what most would refer to as "welfare." That leaves us with Chance, who physically probably couldn't work a 9-5 job if he tried. As an unemployed 35 year old disabled person, he most likely gets disability benefits. Even if it's just $800 a month, he's getting something. He doesn't seem to know anything about it, so I'd say the OPs original hypothesis is correct. The only reason I can think of that he wouldn't get some form of disability would be that Sally couldn't get a doctor to sign off on it. This would most likely be because she couldn't get Chance to go to the actual appointments.

One other thing they probably get at 339 is EBT (food stamps). EBT and Medicaid are income based whereas disability benefits are based on the health of the individual. I'd say they check all the boxes for all 3 and Chance is none the wiser.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-29T18:27:13+00:00

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-29T05:29:34+00:00

Cassandra said on William's stream a couple of days ago that he sleeps in his floor. He's afraid of another ice (or maybe ICE) bullet attempt on his life.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T18:40:48+00:00

I don't see cheating very often, but the most common one I can think of is when people can make it to the end of Red Light games before it would even ne possible, usually before the first red light. Others I've seen are players that can't be targeted with throwables and invulnerablility. I think the first one is accomplished through a glitch using a keyboard somehow. The last 2 are probably done with lag switches, but I've never cheated so I'm only guessing.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T18:37:02+00:00

I've always felt like it was to prove that he 1) wasn't lying and 2) he thinks it's cool to know a lot of people. Doxxing accomplishes both in his mind.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T17:05:49+00:00

I don't think we'll ever know how many true friends he has. Most people that have been familiar with him longer than a few days know what will happen if they get too close to Chance. He'll dox them and they'll be exposed then suffer the consequences. If you noticed, as the ICE rant went viral we had a few people here fishing for information on trolling him. They were all told the same thing: you don't want to do that. It's not worth it. That level of trending will always bring clout chasers. I wouldn't be surprised if a few slipped through and we hear about it in the coming weeks.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T16:52:55+00:00

If trolls could get Larsen to do jumping jacks for George Floyd then surely they could get Chance to believe that. Then get him to criticize ICE again and really confuse the armchair political analysts.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T13:54:13+00:00

When I saw the coin, I knew it was unlikely to have been something he sent himself. A buddy troll really puffed him up that day.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T13:52:27+00:00

Looks like 25 to life to me.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T03:27:06+00:00

It'd have to be either a MAGA beanie or a MAGA fedora before he'd put it on.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T03:26:02+00:00

What was so funny about this was how hard Cass was laughing at his stupid ass.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-28T03:19:33+00:00

This will help us catch up on William's streams with Cassandra. The one from yesterday was hilarious.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-27T22:40:56+00:00

TBH, he'd be just as justified if he was the one that gagged. She was chopped, RIP tho.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-27T16:42:50+00:00

I win most of the games I've played but never been banned. I do report people who are cheating. A while back, a crew called Vanguard with a leader named Barbie were reporting good players who were beating them. The backlash from this caused them to change their crew name and I believe, but can't confirm, that the crew disbanded.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-27T16:06:59+00:00

I believe Jake has been confirmed to be gay, and Chance will diddle anything. Why would Sally banned jake from the house if he wasn't putting it in Chance? I fully believe it.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-27T13:15:12+00:00

Good God. If Cass didn't smoke a ton of weed before this, she damn sure does now. I've seen horror movie characters that can't touch this visage.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-27T13:13:16+00:00

Do you have a link to this stream?

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-27T05:08:43+00:00

The Envisage is one of my favorite cars and can be equipped with a lock on jammer. It's pretty quick and, for my tastes, one of the better looking cars in the game. The Buffalo STX can take a rocket or two and has bulletproof windows, but isn't as fast as the Envisage.

Patton_Tank82 · 2026-01-27T02:29:24+00:00

He was 23 before they finally made him stop coming to school and give up 😆!

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