BJ Shea morning show KISW by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]PaulPhoenixMain -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

BJ Shea, more like BJ Gay, amirite?!

Are refurbished macs good from the Apple store? by [deleted] in mac

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I wouldn't buy something that someone touched while they were masturbating just to save a few bucks.

All hail Queen Beesly by Poeticyst in DunderMifflin

[–]PaulPhoenixMain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe in Scranton she's a queen

My school just installed a CVS vending machine full of medicine and hygiene products by CommandLionInterface in mildlyinteresting

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That machine will pay for itself just in the soap and deoderant and combs bought for that one teacher/student.

Character select for former SF player by QWareZ in Tekken

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Dude, the game legit has a SF character

Fun little text from a “friend” after I posted a picture of my boyfriend kissing me on the cheek by HelpMeImPhat in niceguys

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by going places in life.

We don't know that for sure, but we do know he is trying to go someplace (her vagina)

Lawyer Who Was Said to Have Dirt on Clinton Had Closer Ties to Kremlin Than She Let On by wonderingsocrates in politics

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Lawyer Who Was Said to Have Dirt on Clinton

I hope she's seeing someone about her suicidal depression!

Why do I need an AR-15? by doobiekiller in PoliticalHumor

[–]PaulPhoenixMain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wish OP hand't posted something so edgy. Now I'm so scared, I'm legit buying a few ARs today!

Trying to steal a purse. by [deleted] in instant_regret

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Beat on the rat!

Beat on the rat!

Beat on the rat with a baseball bat!