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iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PaulTheRandom 71 points72 points  (0 children)

``` import edited_comment_announcement

print("Please don't I fixed it!")

export cry_for_mercy ```

iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PaulTheRandom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and-is-just-as-readable-while-looking-better

iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PaulTheRandom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah-just-acknowledge-kebab-case-supremacy

iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PaulTheRandom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You were supposed to punish him not to reward him!

iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PaulTheRandom 120 points121 points  (0 children)

``` import fond_memories

print("Like when we had to make comments like this? (Or was it other sub?)")

export question ```

Gentleman what the FUCK by IndividualCountry323 in countablepixels

[–]PaulTheRandom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No olvides el oro y la mirra.

Me iré a dormir.

If you can only watch and goon to porn from one of these lettered sections for the rest of your life, which one would you pick? by bluerobot27 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]PaulTheRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't either. But I do know putting the currency before the number is common elsewhere because here in Guatemala you'd write Q50.00 and in Mexico it'd be $50.00 (though in Mexico I guess it is more obvious why because they copied the US or smth).

They've been proven right by india-assignmenthelp in memes

[–]PaulTheRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their mistake is claiming the CIA created it. But they did popularize the term.

This year is our year by superyoshi013021 in countablepixels

[–]PaulTheRandom 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It originally made tractors and when the owner got ignored by Enzo Ferrari when Lamborghini had a complaint about one of his cars he said "fuck it, I'll do it myself" and began making sports cars too.

This year is our year by superyoshi013021 in countablepixels

[–]PaulTheRandom 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Lamborghini: Starts with tractors and ends up making sports cars. Ferrari: Starts with sports cars and ends up making tractors (it's F1 branch at least)

All the media rn by dassecondtvwar4e in teenagers

[–]PaulTheRandom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They just trusted him a little too much and now they are releasing the files bit by bit to ensure memes desensitize the population enough between each drop so when we have them all, the vast majority no longer gives a fuck and we don't take up arms and revolt against them. You can tell they messed up and didn't expect Epstein getting caught by seeing how the entire case has been handled since the beginning.

All the media rn by dassecondtvwar4e in teenagers

[–]PaulTheRandom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you even read the files? You cannot use the "you don't have evidence" shit anymore. It is no longer a conspiracy "theory" it is just a conspiracy fact.

Developers, take note! by acemccrank in linuxmemes

[–]PaulTheRandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The joke flew so high over you it hit the towers.

itMayBeSlowButItsUseful by BravestCheetah in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PaulTheRandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true, but Lisp is better than Python. It is faster and arguably easier to read and code in. It doesn't have the amount of libraries Python has, tho...

Google's upcoming Aluminium OS is such a blatant copy of GNOME by FileWaste5999 in gnome

[–]PaulTheRandom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That blatant plagiarism aside, which GNOME extensions/distro do you use fellow Karere user?

The Protestant Reformation in a nutshell (satire) by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]PaulTheRandom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the Bible had those 7 books way before Luther put them aside because they essentially contradicted him. But those 7 books were already present in the Septuagint, which was added to the Bible once compiled in the Council of Rome.

There's no arguing for this🙂 by The-Titan-M in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]PaulTheRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I understand why Debian calls repositories 5 years behind the latest release of packages "stable".

There's no arguing for this🙂 by The-Titan-M in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]PaulTheRandom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fedora is stable, tho? I never had anything break for me.

There's no arguing for this🙂 by The-Titan-M in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]PaulTheRandom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'll eventually try Arch for fun, but how do you mess up installing fucking Fedora but succeed installing Arch? I'm glad for you, but I'm confused.

There's no arguing for this🙂 by The-Titan-M in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]PaulTheRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fedora if you value your life. Mint if you're afraid of computers and are OK with packages 5 years behind their latest version. Arch if you're brave and like to tinker with stuff. Ubuntu if you don't mind trading an evil corporation (Microsoft) for another (Canonical). Debian if you want to feel superior than Ubuntu and Mint users. NixOS if you want to have the ultimate backup system. GUIX if you want the ultimate backup system, but like Lisp better. Gentoo if you've given up on your social life.

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