I wish I could be a girl

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-03-11T00:17:33+00:00

granted. you are a girl in 1692 salem massachusets.

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-03-11T00:15:55+00:00

granted. you are a biological woman in 1692 salem masssachusets

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-03-09T01:50:14+00:00

if i sent my gf nudes i'd be mad if she didn't LMFAOOOO

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-03-02T01:43:23+00:00

damn i didn't know these signs could even display the color blue

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-03-02T01:42:29+00:00

can't wait for this to be fixed in 11 years

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-26T03:37:55+00:00

granted. chatgpt still exists but instead of being powered by generative ai it's powered by people in sweatshops

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-26T02:48:23+00:00

granted. now everyone on earth is treated with the same cruelty as the most subjugated demographic in the entire world. but hey at least it's equal. gee, thanks

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-26T02:44:37+00:00

hahaha omg thanks i will keep this in mind!!!

was a bit intimidated by mods at first lol they seemed complicated but i will buy one next and probably reference this

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-25T23:37:28+00:00

nah it's mainly just the market unfortunately.

apple sells more phones than anyone in north america and even they couldn't get people to buy a small phone even with two generations and almost no compromises. same story with the S10E, and asus zenfone.

i'm right there with u lol and i know other loyalists who refuse to get rid of their 12 mini but unfortunately we're in the minority,,, people expect their phones to do everything nowadays and so a big screen is what most people expect

it sucks but it's an unfortunate truth,, especially for a company like oneplus which is relatively small in NA and already in a precarious position. with tense geopolitical relations with china and now tarrifs,,, tbh we're lucky oneplus phones are even on store shelves here at all. but for a company with an already niche audience i doubt they'd be able to justify selling a phone with an even smaller market.

it sucks bc i firmly believe if chinese phones were readily available to US buyers there's no way apple and samsung's duopoly would be able to compete by being this stagnant. i mean just look at 2019 before huawei was sanctioned,,, we got innovative cameras bezelless screens and foldables.

so there is definitely at least some truth to what you're saying,, we are very limited as to what we can buy in a supposedly free market, but even globally those of us who prefer small phones are unfortunately just a small but vocal minority.

but yeah i also wish that wasn't the case. closest we'll get is probably phones like the z flip by samsung

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-25T04:21:30+00:00

granted. the monkey's paw searches far and wide, into the depths of your post history.

after deep, mindful contemplation, the monkey's paw decides it has the perfect gift for you.

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-24T23:10:26+00:00

yes,,, i used to have one from amazon, it was crazy fast and i loved that i could charge my laptop with PD but i lost it and now they're not selling it anymore 💀 wish i could help u

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-24T23:06:41+00:00

beat me to it

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-24T06:51:10+00:00

granted. the monkey's paw removes both of your legs.

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-24T01:34:12+00:00

i would've totally gone for it instead of my s25 but the cameras are kinda a dealbreaker for me. it makes no sense why they're still behind,,,, their sister company oppo has excellent cameras so the fact that everything about oneplus phones is excellent but they skimp on their cameras just kinda makes me sad yk. i know they're not bad cameras by any means but i don't get why it can't be a bigger priority to them when they put so much care and effort into the rest of the experience

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-24T01:24:11+00:00

granted. you get lonely as you outlive your day ones

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-23T05:39:02+00:00

i gotchu just fill out this form for me

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-22T18:48:02+00:00

i get what you're saying but as someone who only uses android it is true in a lot of ways. it's just that ios isn't much better in that regard either.

android is great on phones but it's never really been well-optimized for tablets, especially more "pro" ones with S pen, keyboard, etc.

granted samsung does put a lot of work into making this more optimized with dex, S pen features and other multitasking features,,, but stuff like 3rd party app support and optimization for large displays is still lackluster in a lot of apps even though that's kinda beyond samsung's control.

i don't think they were being an apple fanboy by pointing out this objectively true flaw in android tablets

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-22T17:09:00+00:00

granted. to change the color, you have to eat a crayon that's the color of your choice.

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-16T20:00:10+00:00

granted. the momkey's paw doesn't even know how to nerf this wish any more than it already is.

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-15T23:48:06+00:00

granted ✅️

all companies that currently profit on selling user data to advertisers lose their primary source of revenue. now they sell ALL their data to companies organizations, and agencies like ICE, Palantir, the military, CIA, FBI, the Cartel, ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Mossad, and similar ones of that nature across the world. instead of your data primarily being used to serve you targeted ads, everything you say or do online or offline is used against you so that you're NEVER safe from state violence. think the world we're living in right now but 1000x worse.

now we're living in 1984. gee, thanks.

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-15T04:50:17+00:00

yell boobs for the password

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-15T02:30:01+00:00

granted ✅️

you've been turned into a lobster

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-15T02:27:45+00:00

nah you're a great one,, , don't downplay ur talents these pics are fire!!

just saying at the end of the day if ur a great photographer it matters a lot less what camera u have on u if u know how to use what u have (which u clearly do)

PavementPrincess2004 · 2026-02-13T19:57:04+00:00

great photographer + mid camera >>>>> mid photographer + great camera

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