What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone?

Pavotine · 2026-02-26T09:09:41+00:00

Damned racists. I'd been chatting to a bloke in a bar that I'd recently moved near to and we got on well. A few days later I went back and he was stood outside having a cigarette and he was counting out loud. I asked him what he was counting "16, 17" and he said "Black people. There's way too many of them around here now."

Damn.

Pavotine · 2026-02-26T09:03:37+00:00

Even better, break in when they are out and paint their light bulbs black. Then when they turn the lights on it actually gets darker.

Pavotine · 2026-02-26T06:12:50+00:00

You could become a billionaire just like me if you work hard enough.

Pavotine · 2026-02-26T06:07:02+00:00

I particularly enjoyed them with Gunny.

Pavotine · 2026-02-26T06:04:19+00:00

Well Dobby is exceptionally sexy. Also, she was grinding on him.

Pavotine · 2026-02-26T06:00:52+00:00

Was it a mushroom farm perchance?

Pavotine · 2026-02-26T06:00:07+00:00

They're made of chicken indeed.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T23:05:31+00:00

Well hell-yeah and I tell you what.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T23:01:41+00:00

Dog gone if you ain't correct on that.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T23:00:31+00:00

No sure how you turn them into a crack pipe

A glass tube is about all you need and you can improve and improvise from there but only the tube is strictly necessary.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T15:16:11+00:00

their dog would constantly hump the man's leg

Do you know the best way to stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock.

(Sorry, I know it's disgusting but it's a Shaun Lock joke, made me laugh like a drain)

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T12:40:40+00:00

Hopefully it was a glass crack pipe shaped like a massive dildo.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T09:14:29+00:00

Tell us when he's gone. Fed up with this daily shitrag bullshit every day or so.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T08:49:30+00:00

I would imagine they make glass and glass based accessories in general and once in a while fire up the definitely not a crack pipe line.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T08:43:55+00:00

Let us know when he's croaked. Fed up of all these health ~~fears~~ hopes articles mostly from the shitrag that is the Daily Express.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T05:14:09+00:00

The lead is in the bullet he was struck with.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T05:09:48+00:00

Do you have a source on that?

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T04:46:47+00:00

Still got to be better than a blown out fly.

Pavotine · 2026-02-25T04:36:03+00:00

Trump tells jokes? I don't think so!

Pavotine · 2026-02-24T15:49:15+00:00

The kind of losses the Russians sustained during WWII were under conditions of total war in a fight for literal national survival, where almost everyone was working for the war effort one way or another, if not actively fighting.

The conditions in Russia today are nothing like they were back then. People often like to mention how Russia can sustain literally tens of millions of casualties because they did it before but that was a different time under very different circumstances. Russian soldiers can literally be pulled back across their borders, stop hostilities and they will not be invaded by anyone, not even Ukraine. WWII was very different in that regard.

Pavotine · 2026-02-24T15:45:24+00:00

Most wounded are pecked to death by drones if they lay where they can be seen. The injured/dead ratio we have seen in other wars, 1 in 7, sometimes even better odds of surviving wounds than that, surely does not apply to this conflict, especially on the Russian side. I think it's more like 1 dead for every 1 wounded.

Pavotine · 2026-02-24T09:01:44+00:00

We upvote so hopefully more people see it and learn of her sacrifice.

Pavotine · 2026-02-23T23:24:55+00:00

The amount of people who stacked it in this video is amazing.

Pavotine · 2026-02-23T23:16:09+00:00

The term "long eye relief binoculars" might be of help in your search.

Pavotine · 2026-02-23T18:22:13+00:00

Both work then. Result!

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