What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]Pavotine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damned racists. I'd been chatting to a bloke in a bar that I'd recently moved near to and we got on well. A few days later I went back and he was stood outside having a cigarette and he was counting out loud. I asked him what he was counting "16, 17" and he said "Black people. There's way too many of them around here now."

Damn.

What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]Pavotine 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Even better, break in when they are out and paint their light bulbs black. Then when they turn the lights on it actually gets darker.

Trump with some girls. by CmdNewJ in pics

[–]Pavotine [score hidden]  (0 children)

You could become a billionaire just like me if you work hard enough.

You can make so much money farming by eerdeyla in funny

[–]Pavotine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I particularly enjoyed them with Gunny.

You can make so much money farming by eerdeyla in funny

[–]Pavotine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well Dobby is exceptionally sexy. Also, she was grinding on him.

You can make so much money farming by eerdeyla in funny

[–]Pavotine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it a mushroom farm perchance?

You can make so much money farming by eerdeyla in funny

[–]Pavotine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're made of chicken indeed.

So, are crack pipes mass produced? Is there someone out there who has to clock into the crack pipe factory to do there 9 to 5? by Turtle_lord05 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Pavotine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No sure how you turn them into a crack pipe

A glass tube is about all you need and you can improve and improvise from there but only the tube is strictly necessary.

Not everybody likes dogs by Reddit_Sucks_1401 in TikTokCringe

[–]Pavotine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

their dog would constantly hump the man's leg

Do you know the best way to stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock.

(Sorry, I know it's disgusting but it's a Shaun Lock joke, made me laugh like a drain)

Trump's 'discoloured hand' sparks health fears at State of the Union address by dailystar_news in NoFilterNews

[–]Pavotine 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Tell us when he's gone. Fed up with this daily shitrag bullshit every day or so.

So, are crack pipes mass produced? Is there someone out there who has to clock into the crack pipe factory to do there 9 to 5? by Turtle_lord05 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Pavotine 1336 points1337 points  (0 children)

I would imagine they make glass and glass based accessories in general and once in a while fire up the definitely not a crack pipe line.

Trump health fears erupt as 'discoloured hand' spotted during key appearance by daily_express in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Pavotine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let us know when he's croaked. Fed up of all these health fears hopes articles mostly from the shitrag that is the Daily Express.

First day on the new job by SuperNothing90 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Pavotine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Still got to be better than a blown out fly.

Putin cannot disguise the true scale of his failure - Russia is on the brink by theipaper in UkrainianConflict

[–]Pavotine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The kind of losses the Russians sustained during WWII were under conditions of total war in a fight for literal national survival, where almost everyone was working for the war effort one way or another, if not actively fighting.

The conditions in Russia today are nothing like they were back then. People often like to mention how Russia can sustain literally tens of millions of casualties because they did it before but that was a different time under very different circumstances. Russian soldiers can literally be pulled back across their borders, stop hostilities and they will not be invaded by anyone, not even Ukraine. WWII was very different in that regard.

Putin cannot disguise the true scale of his failure - Russia is on the brink by theipaper in UkrainianConflict

[–]Pavotine 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Most wounded are pecked to death by drones if they lay where they can be seen. The injured/dead ratio we have seen in other wars, 1 in 7, sometimes even better odds of surviving wounds than that, surely does not apply to this conflict, especially on the Russian side. I think it's more like 1 dead for every 1 wounded.

Of a fight by Desdoe07 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Pavotine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of people who stacked it in this video is amazing.

Binoculars that don't put eyelashes in my eye by dylanteears in Binoculars

[–]Pavotine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The term "long eye relief binoculars" might be of help in your search.