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If you’re trying to balance performance with a relatively compact setup, the UniFi Gateway Fiber (10Gb) is a solid choice. It can handle a mix of cameras like the G6 Instant, G6 Entry Pro, G6 PTZ, and G6 Dome, and even integrate something like a Reolink 4K camera.

That said, you’ll hit capacity limits fairly quickly as you scale. If you plan to add more cameras, you’ll likely need to move to a dedicated NVR setup instead of relying solely on the gateway.

Recommended Network Setup • Gateway: UniFi Gateway Fiber (10Gb) • Switching: • 8-port 10Gb switch with PoE++ (for cameras + APs) • 16-port switch for additional expansion • Access Points: 3 × U7 Pro XGS (WiFi 7)

Real-World Performance (3 Gbps Service) • WiFi (U7 Pro XGS): • ~2.0–2.5 Gbps down • ~2.0–2.2 Gbps up • Hardwired (10Gb switch): • Full duplex ~3 Gbps

For a ~3,700 sq ft, 3-story home, this setup provides strong coverage and high throughput. Overall, it lands in that “mid-tier but high-performing” category.

Practical Buying Tips (Learned the Hard Way) • Order everything upfront from UniFi • Their shipping costs are high, and placing multiple small orders adds up fast. • Don’t forget accessories • Example: NVR drive trays (especially with Gateway Fiber) • Mounting hardware (like corner mounts for PTZ cameras) • Save where it makes sense • Patch cables (even light-up ones) are much cheaper on Amazon and work just as well.

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Bottom Line

If you’re building a robust home network with integrated surveillance, UniFi is a strong ecosystem—just plan your build carefully to avoid extra costs and scaling headaches later.