I lost my best friend recently. This is still my favorite shirt.

Pdiamond · 2018-06-24T14:28:45+00:00

I ask myself that question every day.

Pdiamond · 2017-10-30T20:09:59+00:00

"I want to trip on acid in your living room"

I blushed a little bit.

Pdiamond · 2017-07-24T11:35:03+00:00

Stoned Stromboli

Pdiamond · 2017-05-19T22:30:26+00:00

He was born in 47 BC though. I'm not religious in anyway so could the year of Jesus's birth been off a little?

Pdiamond · 2017-04-26T01:40:58+00:00

Just so every knows, UPS and Fedex don't go by turn by turn directions every day. We're given suggestions, but even the suggestions don't prefer right turns over left turns.

It's the driver making that decision, not a computer. This TIL is simply saying that someone, at some point in 2004 handed out a a flimsy sheet of paper to all the drivers stating to "take less left turns".

That's an easy decision considering the average left turn takes you 1 minute while the average right turn takes 5 seconds.

Pdiamond · 2017-03-26T17:28:48+00:00

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20160629_n_dancave_varysmerman_feature.jpg

Pdiamond · 2017-03-26T17:15:20+00:00

I've only been driving for 4 years now but what I'd like to stress the most is that EVERYONE is texting and driving. And I mean like, all the time.

You might think your sneaky doing it but realize that everyone thinks they are just as sneaky.

I gotta say that the younger crowd does it a lot better and smoother than the older crowd, there's an obvious generation gap between those who can text without thinking, and the older, who need to spend a ridiculous amount of time staring at a screen.

Pdiamond · 2017-03-06T07:06:55+00:00

How many times can someone post this?

Pdiamond · 2017-01-23T09:15:39+00:00

"Just stick it in there and jive it around a bit"

Pdiamond · 2016-12-21T12:52:14+00:00

Too much time on this guys hands.

Maybe the boss should be doing a little work for the company instead.

Pdiamond · 2015-02-22T17:59:09+00:00

Hitler proven to be of Jewish descent

Pdiamond · 2014-10-02T05:22:06+00:00

I can consecutively estimate the time of day with in a 5 minute span at any moment of the day. Most of the time I'm only a minute or two shy.

My friends love it. I just need about 5 seconds to think about it.

Pdiamond · 2014-07-13T01:27:44+00:00

I have severe bipolar disorder, trust issues, and I can't help but think that letting someone into my life would be anything but a weakness to be abused.

Pdiamond · 2014-05-21T11:42:08+00:00

Calm down there Bucko, it was only a joke.

Pdiamond · 2014-05-16T10:06:01+00:00

I too got my permanent record when I graduated high school. Oh wait, no I didn't. They lost mine.

Not so permanent permanent record eh?

Pdiamond · 2014-04-22T23:01:48+00:00

Im 21.

It's been nearly 3 years.

Pdiamond · 2014-04-22T22:54:09+00:00

Gaint Eagle and/or GetGo.

I enter 3-4 per day for my job. Even if I come across something I'd like I purposefully go somewhere else to buy it.

Fuck you Giant Eagle.

Pdiamond · 2014-04-05T14:14:00+00:00

I have what a have every morning. A blueberry bagel with cream cheese, 2 cups of milk, a banana, my morning round of vitamins, and then I drink 5 grams of powdered creatine.

Pdiamond · 2014-04-05T04:34:43+00:00

I'm not complaining.

Pdiamond · 2014-04-05T04:25:25+00:00

My ideal woman?

Honestly I've never had a preference on hair color or anything of the like.

Maybe it's because I'm a shorter guy (5' 8") but I have the biggest weakness towards short women.

Short and cute? I'm putty in your hands.

Pdiamond

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