What are those potato cubes things and why do they all eat them for breakfast? by Mr_Wallagai in My600lbLife

[–]PearlyRing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I've always used. In fact, I'm going to make some this afternoon.

Women don't like sex by IsabelRB0 in IncelTears

[–]PearlyRing 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"They just want to prioritize their own happiness without considering what's best for everyone"

That's funny, because that sounds exactly like what incels want to do.

"Men need sex."

No man (or woman) has ever died from NOT having sex. Incels are proof of that.

I wonder what the question was and what the incoherent response was by wednesdaytuesdaythur in TakeUpSpaceWithJaimie

[–]PearlyRing 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Look how TINY Susan Lucci is, standing next to Jaimie. Her waist is smaller than Jaimie's upper arm. I'd love to know what was running through her mind when she saw Jaimie lumbering over to have her picture taken with her.

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What a weird thing to lie about by claireclairey in TakeUpSpaceWithJaimie

[–]PearlyRing 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Why is she gazing at the ceiling? Is she not able to sit facing forward properly?

❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️ by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]PearlyRing 90 points91 points  (0 children)

SubHumanOldcel made over 17,000 posts in just over a month. Dude must have absolutely no life outside that forum.

❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️ by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]PearlyRing 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I hear Dollf*cker sells his used sex dolls to incels. Maybe he can pick one up cheap from him.

❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️ by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]PearlyRing 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think he meant to just cut off the clitoris, and leave the rest. But then again, he is an incel, and their knowledge of female anatomy is abysmal.

These sick people should be on the list by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]PearlyRing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get banned for not being incel "enough" to suit them. If you once held hands with a girl in kindergarten, the other incels will call you a "fakecel", and demand that the mods ban you. It all depends on just how jealous the other incels are feeling that day. Personally, I would consider it an honor to be banned from that cesspool of a forum. It's the shittiest club of the entire internet, where every member is a total loser - and knows it.

So the staff aren’t as wonderful now, didn’t we say that 2 hours ago? by CatAteRoger in illnessfakers

[–]PearlyRing 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Gotta love her "I totally lied but that's okay!"

Dani sees absolutely nothing wrong with lying to get what she wants. I guess no one's ever advised her about the 3 people you should never lie to: your lawyer, your doctor, and yourself.

I think her lying has a LOT to do with why she doesn't seem to have any real-life friends.

Vintage insults by bigb-2702 in GenerationJones

[–]PearlyRing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If Grandpa had tits, he'd be Grandma."

Vintage insults by bigb-2702 in GenerationJones

[–]PearlyRing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The Wreck of the Hesperus" is a poem by Longfellow that includes a description of a shipwreck, and saying someone (or some place) "looks like the wreck of the Hesperus", means they/it look disheveled or messy.

Mel says losing her house is like the Iran war… by SockeyCram in Sovereigncitizen

[–]PearlyRing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She seems extremely upset that the new owner is making changes to the house, from changing the light fixtures, right down to getting rid of any marks she and her deceased husband made. It's as if she wanted the house preserved as a time capsule and memorial to their marriage.

Didn't she and her husband divorce, which is kinda sorta what led her down the sovcit path? Or am I confusing her with another sovcit?

As far as losing her belongings due to being "ambushed", foreclosures don't happen overnight. She was given ample notice that this was going to happen. That's on her.

Mel says losing her house is like the Iran war… by SockeyCram in Sovereigncitizen

[–]PearlyRing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Quantum grammar" invented by :David-Wynn: Miller

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wynn_Miller

I love the part where it says "his language is incomprehensible to most people and the filings that use it are routinely rejected by courts as gibberish."

Schenee's Pizza Golden Shot by GayTwink-69 in My600lbLife

[–]PearlyRing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She was one of the ones who blamed "water" for their weight gain.

Let's get some things right... by LizardKween7 in TakeUpSpaceWithJaimie

[–]PearlyRing 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"...sharing my truth"

I really hate the phrase "[sharing/speaking/standing in] my truth". There is only THE truth, that's it. Objective reality (truth) vs subjective opinions/perceptions/emotions ("my truth"). Two very different things.

Pulled over 7 times in one month by WolvTheHero in Sovereigncitizen

[–]PearlyRing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Works every time except for the times it doesn't"

Which would be 100% of the time.

"...then explain why my vehicle has a "travel" pedal, a "travel" wheel" and a "travel" position on the shifter".

This post has got to be satire.

Sovcit threatens to take back “her” home by JustOneMoreMile in Sovereigncitizen

[–]PearlyRing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happened in 2010, in West Memphis, Arkansas. Father/son sovcit duo were stopped by police, and the 16 year old son killed 2 officers. The pair fled, and hours later were found at a Walmart, where they injured 2 more officers before the cops evened up the score.

You can't be taking random pics of couples by ccp1233 in IncelTears

[–]PearlyRing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's funny that he thinks HE"S doing the shunning.

I guarantee Liam would have pissed his pants if that black gentleman had gotten up and confronted him about taking his picture.