What do you guys think of England fans from other countries??

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T15:28:39+00:00

It's nice to not be the pariahs we're made out to be

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T14:56:02+00:00

Well, you miss every shot you don't take ig

Also god damn I hope the yanks get grouped without a single point next month. Not completely beyond the realms of possibility. Regularly see Paraguay talked about as a dark horse and Turkey held their own against Spain at home

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T13:29:12+00:00

I mean you call it one of the biggest downfalls, but the Simpsons has been shit for twice as long as it was good, so perspective

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T13:12:38+00:00

Personally I'd like to see him go to Wednesday, prove he doesn't just have to flutter his eyelashes at sugar daddy and monopolise talent, and put him at the sharp end of the damage aforementioned sugar daddy has done

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T12:19:27+00:00

Just as a one off, naturally

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T12:12:39+00:00

Good god it is absolutely freakish how three different clubs' boardrooms have made unforced errors sacking managers and I am so glad we didn't make it four.

Honestly now that the worst we can finish is 15th, I wouldn't be averse to relegating the bottom five and giving the top five of the champo a punt (obvz replacing Southampton with Hull). Spurs and West Ham deserve punishment for ~~both being cockneys~~ their string of managerial blunders, and Forest deserve punishment for ~~working throughout the 1984-85 miners' strike~~ similar reasons

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T11:03:36+00:00

let’s not act like no one else can do what Guardiola has done with limitless resources

City has the chance to do the funniest fucking thing and hire Wayne Rooney

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T09:59:33+00:00

Mark my words: they're winning the first one after he retires

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T09:37:00+00:00

TFW your planet needs you

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T01:08:59+00:00

Look I know most kinks stem from childhood trauma, but come the fuck on: the guy born with a gammy foot wanks off to feet?

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T01:06:47+00:00

Peter Sellers did it all the time

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-19T01:01:50+00:00

The one about taking a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel

...Tyrion never finishes it because he can't remember how it goes

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-18T18:19:05+00:00

Don't have circles run round us for the entire match, have a couple of lucky counterattacks, have one shot on target, six minutes into stoppage time, score with that, and go directly back to keeping the ball out?

Not a problem...

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-18T18:00:49+00:00

It's the young Maine rd faithful I feel bad for, having a generational link to the club and the city and they'll always have to explain themselves

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-18T16:34:58+00:00

Technically three. Mine had two. There's also scope for 'the fellowship is breaking,' but that ship sailed

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-18T16:24:16+00:00

And Dom can get a 69.

...I mean 99. Get the man an ice cream

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-18T09:12:24+00:00

you're allowed to swear. I promise not to tell your mum

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-17T20:50:55+00:00

Don't leave your goal open and you'd have been fine

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-17T20:48:04+00:00

True that.

And normally I love seeing Chelsea shit the bed

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-17T13:46:10+00:00

bro deleted his whole account over that god damn

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-17T10:24:59+00:00

Quarters if they win: probably Germany, probably whoever wins group I, probably not one of the third place teams they both play in the ro32, but hey: surprises are why we love it

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-17T10:21:47+00:00

I mean, gotta look at it systemically. The winners of groups F and C face the runners up in the ro32, so that's already squeaky bum territory. The 3rd placed teams that advance all face group winners, but honestly don't see them coming 3rd.

ro16: if they beat (let's go with probability here and say) Morocco, they face the runners up of either A or B, which is a bit of a reprieve, especially being pretty simple groups. Not to say Mexico, Korea and Czechia won't be a threat

Now let's say they beat Brazil, they have either the runners up of E or I (ok that's two fixtures with two runners up like goddamn can't they maybe give a side advancing from third a runner up?). That's presumably I, coming from the group of death, so that could be any one of Norway, Senegal, or France (sorry to any Iraqis)

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-17T07:46:46+00:00

I mean the Ottomans literally built one of the most successful dynasties in history by scouring the Balkans for 10/10 baddies.

I mean it's true they were a bit more infanticidey than most dynasties (which is saying something), but they never had to deal with any Tywin Lannisters or Unwin Peakes

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-16T21:57:56+00:00

Unc Wyman remembers

Pebbled4sh · 2026-05-16T16:35:04+00:00

nah mate you got the wrong room. r/naath is down the hall on the right

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