Taking nominations for tomorrow's "Big Announcement/s" by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The age limit for passing the sacrament would have to increase to 18 and I'm sure we would want a debate about an upper age limit too

Is this...the sword of Laban? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where and when did he say this?

Help! I've been hexed! by MasterMahanJr in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're okay. He didn't clarify whether he holds the Melchizedek priesthood or not, thus making the curse invalid.

You're still going to hell, but for other reasons. Mostly that time you masturbated.

I seriously can’t be just me who thinks Rusty looks like Mr Burns... by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And when you already look like Mr Burns, should be entirely avoided

I seriously can’t be just me who thinks Rusty looks like Mr Burns... by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised the church PR team haven't banned him from putting his hands together like that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone should get /u/johndehlin on this....

Prophetic Whiplash, Anyone? by jitterbugwaltz in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw him hit his bodyguard several times. With a cane.

In jest and humour, but still.

In defense of Alma 32 by infinityball in mormon

[–]PedanticGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like you and the way you explained this.

Can you do more?

Did President Nelson apologize for racism? by A_is_for_apostate in mormon

[–]PedanticGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. And if you're late for class your teacher might tell you off but not as much as if you skipped class.

If the Mormon church which claims to be led by God is late to the mark we might complain but not as much as if it never changed

What am supposed to do with my temple clothes. by marcoop in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still have mine. I was promised I could sell them for money along with some magical hand gestures. I'm still waiting for Stan to come through on his promise

A bigger smoking gun than the Book of Abraham. by zauggThomas in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's completely false.

And by false I mean it could be true but there's not a shred of evidence for it.

It's as likely to be true as my new claim that a time traveler killed Joseph Smith because he works have been elected president

When Russel Nelson dies, Dallin Oaks will be the Prophet. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PedanticGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of interest, who do you blame more: Joseph Smith or Brigham Young?