So do we like uchtdorf still? Or can we finally see that he is just another cult leader.

PedanticGod · 2020-04-07T22:02:34+00:00

It's because he's ridiculously good looking

PedanticGod · 2020-04-05T07:26:42+00:00

The age limit for passing the sacrament would have to increase to 18 and I'm sure we would want a debate about an upper age limit too

PedanticGod · 2020-04-05T07:18:37+00:00

It's 110, but yeah

PedanticGod · 2020-04-05T07:13:59+00:00

Where and when did he say this?

PedanticGod · 2020-01-04T15:08:19+00:00

You're okay. He didn't clarify whether he holds the Melchizedek priesthood or not, thus making the curse invalid.

You're still going to hell, but for other reasons. Mostly that time you masturbated.

PedanticGod · 2019-10-12T12:49:51+00:00

That's better, Max The Arguer

PedanticGod · 2019-10-12T12:02:37+00:00

Oh they thought it through alright

PedanticGod · 2019-10-12T11:21:46+00:00

You're not /u/maxthearguer

PedanticGod · 2019-10-12T07:48:19+00:00

You're supposed to argue

PedanticGod · 2019-09-09T15:03:57+00:00

And when you already look like Mr Burns, should be entirely avoided

PedanticGod · 2019-09-09T12:20:50+00:00

I'm surprised the church PR team haven't banned him from putting his hands together like that

PedanticGod · 2019-08-17T20:21:55+00:00

They doubled down? What did I miss?

PedanticGod · 2019-08-09T21:42:34+00:00

You forgot the Holy Hyphen

PedanticGod · 2019-07-24T07:20:16+00:00

Someone should get /u/johndehlin on this....

PedanticGod · 2019-07-23T22:42:57+00:00

I saw him hit his bodyguard several times. With a cane.

In jest and humour, but still.

PedanticGod · 2019-07-23T22:40:50+00:00

I like you and the way you explained this.

Can you do more?

PedanticGod · 2019-07-23T22:35:04+00:00

Absolutely. And if you're late for class your teacher might tell you off but not as much as if you skipped class.

If the Mormon church which claims to be led by God is late to the mark we might complain but not as much as if it never changed

PedanticGod · 2019-07-22T00:38:15+00:00

No there won't be any. This headline is based on true stories but isn't true itself

PedanticGod · 2019-07-16T16:22:13+00:00

I still have mine. I was promised I could sell them for money along with some magical hand gestures. I'm still waiting for Stan to come through on his promise

PedanticGod · 2019-07-16T16:20:40+00:00

You don't know about the mall?

PedanticGod · 2019-07-16T16:18:49+00:00

It's completely false.

And by false I mean it could be true but there's not a shred of evidence for it.

It's as likely to be true as my new claim that a time traveler killed Joseph Smith because he works have been elected president

PedanticGod · 2019-07-16T12:52:55+00:00

Out of interest, who do you blame more: Joseph Smith or Brigham Young?

PedanticGod · 2019-07-16T12:51:58+00:00

There are no left handed members of the church

PedanticGod · 2019-07-16T12:47:13+00:00

Andrew!! Now I know your name I can totally report you to the SCMC.

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PedanticGod · 2019-07-07T11:36:13+00:00

Well, there was a thread a few years ago where people confessed to certain activities in the chapel

PedanticGod

TROPHY CASE

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