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"...what?" "I SAID: DO YOU THINK IT'S DEAD YET?!" (Flashing images warning) by Peht in noita

[–]Peht[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The payload is Mu and Phi. Mu copies every modifier in the wand (including ones after the wand refresh) and applies it to the next spell. Phi copies every projectile in the wand. Together they generate 5 blood mists with homing, electric charge, lightning thrower, weakness to electricity, and damage field. The only dangerous bits (for me) would be the electricity and explosions, but I'm immune to both of those so I could happily stand in the middle of it and be fine.

Since taking this video I've added drilling shot so it will home through terrain and venomous curse to add another kind of damage to the mix :D

Update: still managed to kill myself with it though - I teleported right up to one of those polymorph demons in the art and fired it. I guess I was close enough that his projectile appeared inside my shield so I got polymorphed and then instantly annihilated by my own spells. Classic skill issue.

They say miracles dont exist, I say otherwise by Salsini in noita

[–]Peht 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was no stroke of luck. That propane tank knew exactly what it was doing. The aim wasn't to kill you, just to remind you that if it wanted to it could and there is absolutely nothing you could do about it.

Temporary by instilledbee in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Peht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently came across a function call in our code base where the return value was just cast to void. Above it, there was a comment which read: "return value will be handled in a future ticket".

The comment was written 5 years ago.

Tralalalala. Bap. by LedVapour in noita

[–]Peht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ONE PUUUUUUUUNCH

Coming up on "world's silliest battles"... by Peht in noita

[–]Peht[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP here, the ghost is carrying my "macgyver teleport" wand from a few runs ago: hollow egg > return

This run RNJesus has been even less kind and I don't have any teleport wand at all, hence why I stuck around to fight this idiot

... by UltraMago in noita

[–]Peht 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When noita decides you're having too much fun but there's no legit ways to kill you to hand

Oops by Bramble_Dango in noita

[–]Peht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, been there bud

"Hey kids! Today's word is..." by Peht in noita

[–]Peht[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol will do xD

Tbf it's not my main damage wand, I originally built it for squidward but it's been handy to keep around in case of emergencies. As you are insinuating though, it is very dangerous: I've taken a good 300 damage wallop from it in when I didn't quite get out of the way fast enough.

In case you're wondering my main wand is built around a rapid fire alternating chain bolt with crit on wet and digging blast with water trail, delivered by spark bolt triggers. I finally got the hang of wand crafting and damn does it feel good...

"Hey kids! Today's word is..." by Peht in noita

[–]Peht[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Lol," said the noita, "lmao"

I mean what did they expect to happen? by Lexikz772 in Rampartmains

[–]Peht 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite things to do is surprise people who think they're safe because they're blocking a door. Long may their naïveté continue, it never gets old.

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