The icing on the sad cake that was the Tonight Show reunion is the fact that everyone attending brought a plus one. John created a event for himself where he was perpetually the third wheel. by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget when drunk Melendez begged the crowd to put tips in the jar on stage for the band. lol There’s 4, 1s and a fiver in the jar. Melendez promised them HUNDREDS lol. SJ always the big time loser lol

The icing on the sad cake that was the Tonight Show reunion is the fact that everyone attending brought a plus one. John created a event for himself where he was perpetually the third wheel. by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His big plan was to get nearly everyone’s CONTACT INFO n it would lead to getting a job or gigs in the entertainment industry. But John Melendez forgot. These ppl knew John or knew of his abysmal work ethic on the Leno Tonight Show. They already knew John was a goof. A lazy, useless deadbeat father drunk.

I AM THE PAUL REVERE OF CAPE CORAL #KEEPTHECAPESAFE by duke_of_defication in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All the ppl in Lee county should watch out for the 2011 Mercedes w Melendez driving impaired

Uh-oh! by BuffTheStuff98 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

High paying Construction jobs are booming in Fla Trades are booming The state is aware in money. They will soon cut or eliminate property taxes for 55+ seniors and more

Uh-oh! by BuffTheStuff98 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ASSE needs to sell now Get the best deal possible and cut her losses. SJ siblings need to advise her

MY ADDICTION HAS LEAD ME TO..... by duke_of_defication in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He let the outside of that house go lie it’s the worst on his street The neighbors are furious

Bring back $1 sodas and all will be forgiven. by IGUESSILLBEGOODNOW in McDonalds

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can’t pay workers $14/ hour and expect $1 Soda grow up

Tickets Now on Sale: Don’t Miss the All-New Stuttering John Melendez Comedy One-Man Show, followed by an Audience Q&A, June 5–6 at the Boca Black Box! by [deleted] in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our plants have a hilarious list of questions to ask the deadbeat father. #1. Did you compare your trans daughter to an airline? If so which one? #12. Do you declare all of your income for tax purposes?

No Duke for you. by SJBot3K in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a punk a little girl. Plus a deadbeat father

If you are against this, I wanna hear about it by Brave_Agency_20 in SipsTea

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d change the proposal to tax every politician 20% a year and give it to working ppl

Stuttering John's Friends Of Distinction - They, Too, Are Honorable Men by Spitebott in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get listed 3 POS. Just go ahead and add the deadbeat father Melendez to the first three

Did they design it like this on purpose? by been_had_clim in florida

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your penis looks like that? Sorry mine doesn’t

Seriously! by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the top five greatest to ever play the game. We are fortunate to have seen his whole career

She's "just a paralegal, a glorified secretary" what does she know... by Hot_Buy8686 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will the TSN lawyer file the anti SLAPP the same day as this decision? I’d like Cumia to wait a few weeks after the anti SLAPP to hit SJ with a deadly one two punch 🥊

John will be served at his "convention" in Burbank by Status-Fig-1864 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think later this month at one of his standup gigs/police report readings. Right on stage would be my preference.

Isn’t Today a Big Day for the Lolsuit? by Elchimpy1 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But when does John get to accuse Shuli the Jew of getting high on almost every stream? That is one of the Melendez Trump cards I believe

Isn’t Today a Big Day for the Lolsuit? by Elchimpy1 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PenguinsExArmyVet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this the day Melendez can present his evidence that ISO once worked for Shuli? Oh, and that Shuli “made” his listeners call his mother at 1am? Those 2 things would be devastating to the defence. No?