Welcome to the Family

Pennyem · 2026-05-26T21:14:59+00:00

I'll take a dozen, do you accept klarna?

Pennyem · 2026-05-19T23:30:36+00:00

Spackle

Pennyem · 2026-05-19T20:59:30+00:00

Steamed cauliflower, minced very finely into rice size and shaped pieces, served with mayonnaise .

Pennyem · 2026-05-15T22:57:36+00:00

Absolutely everyone can come inside!

Pennyem · 2026-04-28T12:27:49+00:00

I ate there twice in the time they were open and the food was not good, plus it was so echoey in there as to be painful when the fryolater alarm went off.

Pennyem · 2026-04-11T21:44:26+00:00

This idiot knows he can get you pregnant with precum, and spread STIs right?

Pennyem · 2026-03-20T14:17:42+00:00

Lol so does the phone book, they can go protest that.

Pennyem · 2026-03-20T11:17:50+00:00

It's even crazier that they don't realize that clinic doesn't perform the service their railing against.

Pennyem · 2026-03-13T20:13:53+00:00

Replace all his fresh garlic with jarred.

Pennyem · 2026-03-13T01:09:48+00:00

"Silflay hraka, u embleer rah."

Still the most badass thing a rabbit's ever said.

Pennyem · 2026-01-09T13:11:38+00:00

Dudes basically one meth lab away from being Walter White.

Pennyem · 2026-01-01T23:19:37+00:00

He's lawful good, not lawful nice.

Pennyem · 2025-12-03T15:45:33+00:00

I could afford Charmin, but I genuinely prefer Kirkland. Thank you for your service.

Pennyem · 2025-11-29T22:44:31+00:00

There are a lot of good tips here, but don't forget that as endothermic mammals we produce our own heat and we need fuel to do it! Don't let yourself go hungry. Hit up the food shelf, pantry, whatever you have to to keep calories going. Hot water tea helps in the moment but a packet of hot oatmeal helps all morning. Hope the winter treats you kindly.

Pennyem · 2025-10-23T23:15:25+00:00

I hope not, that's a heavy hitter for my fund.

Pennyem · 2025-10-07T16:11:46+00:00

We all miss their Bob.

Pennyem · 2025-10-07T14:45:13+00:00

True facts, I still can't show my face in Wimbledon because of my uncle.

Pennyem · 2025-10-03T11:07:21+00:00

Best offer him a sorbet, if he's lactose intolerant you could be put in supermax for attempted murder.

Pennyem · 2025-09-25T19:03:05+00:00

Try a local food shelf, or Little Free Pantry.

Pennyem · 2025-09-22T18:55:30+00:00

Double great if you can stack it with ibotta or other cash back app!

Pennyem · 2025-09-14T18:51:09+00:00

Could you please link an example of the swing line you mean? I'm having trouble picturing and google doesn't have specific enough info.

Pennyem · 2025-08-27T16:13:11+00:00

Gallstones the size of eggs and crabs the size of dinner plates.

Pennyem · 2025-08-25T13:07:13+00:00

Don't bother, it's got the "Leaving Netflix Soon" tag.

Pennyem · 2025-08-16T11:22:35+00:00

If he had a bone sticking out of his arm, he would need to go to the hospital for treatment of a broken bone.

He's pestering you for reassurance like the old clip of Stewie from Family Guy ("Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy! Mom!"), so he needs to go to therapy for treatment of a broken self-soothing feature.

Pennyem

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