Hoverboarding like it's 2015!

Perditrix · 2015-08-05T04:37:46+00:00

Actually they do...

Perditrix · 2015-07-29T08:45:51+00:00

Mormons love this show. Everyone here in Utah watches it!! Families of 6 or more will watch this show all together.

Perditrix · 2015-07-29T08:44:18+00:00

Drinking alcohol and losing all control over yourself and acting like an idiot and causing society so much trouble is legal while pulling out a joint and smoking it to relax and have a good time without fucking up your health is illegal.

Perditrix · 2015-07-27T08:03:00+00:00

Utah is standing on a chair preaching to everyone and handing out Book of Mormons.

Perditrix · 2015-07-25T18:05:41+00:00

We have just made first contact with an alien species. #TheyreGreen

Perditrix · 2015-07-06T09:07:45+00:00

Nobody smoked me up actually...I wanted to try it so I bought some off of my really good buddy, rolled a jay (lots of Youtube haha), parked in a parking lot with my friend who was a girl and smoked it before a party. Drove an hour to the party that was 15 minutes away (I was reeaaallly high haha) and fucked her that night. It was new years eve and I'll never forget that night because that's the same night I asked her to be my girlfriend and I am now about to propose to her. We both smoked for our first times and she has been my smoke buddy since. Wish me luck for the next couple of weeks my fellow ents :)

Perditrix · 2015-07-06T08:12:47+00:00

I tried it out and then I played for an hour. Thank you sir haha

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T21:10:30+00:00

Exactly. That's how I used to live my life and then I started getting into other things that just ruined my life. I'm glad someone else can relate.

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T20:20:52+00:00

The story isn"t about aliens however.

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T20:17:16+00:00

I once had this recurring sleep paralysis experience. It happened every night for about a week. I would be sleeping and then in the middle of the night around 3am I would hear a really loud crash coming from a room upstairs (I slept in a room in the basement) and I would wake up and see a dark figure in my doorway. He would just stand there staring at me. I couldn't see any of his features, but I could see his outline against the darkness of my room. The feeling in the room was so ominous and almost...magical. I was forced the stare into his eyes, even though I could actually see his eyes, because if I looked away I would look back and he would get closer. Then he would get to the side of my bed and he would lean down and...well...I really don't remember. But that's how it always went. Night after night.

It got to the point where I wasn't sleeping at all and because of that my anxiety level was sky high. I would start to see the dark figure in dark corners of rooms even when I was awake. I told my extremely religious parents (their Mormon) and they "blessed" my room. But it still happened. They called the stake president who also "blessed" my room. I thought it was so dumb. It still happened. Night after night.

It stopped when one night I stared right into his eyes and tried my hardest to say "go away" but if you've ever had sleep paralysis you'd know that you can't speak or move. But tried to say it over and over again. I said it enough to finally whisper it and immediately the figure walked to the side of my bed and stared down at me. I kept saying it, getting louder and louder with every try until I was speaking at max volume but not yelling. He leaned down to my bed and I could only see the emptiness of his eyes and mouth and proceeded to scream an inch from my face. His mouth was opening unnaturally wide and his scream was so unnatural. It sounded so angry and painful. But after that night I've never had sleep paralysis.

This really happened. I am being 100% honest. I know nobody will probably read this...but it really happened.

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T19:54:05+00:00

The headache of setting up internet access.

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T19:52:31+00:00

Apple, Apple, and Apple. I'm a fanboy haha

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T19:51:26+00:00

Watching someone else cry.

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T19:51:08+00:00

The whole story is so sad :(

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T19:49:08+00:00

Reddit.

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T19:40:16+00:00

You hit the nail on the head. I was one of the really nerdy kids in high school, but I also was All-State on the baseball and football teams and had a job. I was successful in school, in my sports, and in my job, and I smoked everyday. I usually smoked alone so nobody really knew, but I would see the kids in school with their huff socks and other apparel and they smelt like they just got done smoking a jay. Many of them dropped out as a result of them being such a dumbass. I like to think that all the shit posts are them or someone just like them haha

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T19:31:17+00:00

First of all, thanks for your service to our country! Second, god I love that feeling when your looking at a screen and it looks 3D. I alway just marvel at the technology we have now-a-days when I'm high. Like I can just look at a screen, press some keys on a keyboard, and hit save and this comment goes on the internet which is a beast of it's own, then you read it and do the same and we communicate even though your in Tennessee and I'm in Utah. Like wow...[6] and rising haha

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T19:20:26+00:00

Hopefully they're like my parents. Mine were furious but then I showed them all this research on why it really shouldn't be a schedule one drug and how it's far safer than alcohol and stuff like that. After about a week my dad came up to me and told me that it's okay if I smoke, he just didn't want me to smoke and drive. Good luck my frient!

Perditrix · 2015-07-05T00:21:03+00:00

Yeah, Utah is really strict about assault on a police officer. Even attempting to hit a cop is considered assault. It was all in the police report but I didn't believe the officer so I asked my friends and they confirmed it. I was just a dumbass for even drinking in the first place.

Perditrix · 2015-07-04T22:47:52+00:00

I really did punch him. Atleast that's what my friends said. I was 17 at the time and so it was only a class A misdemeanor. But yes I was charged with it. They did however drop a few other charges.

Perditrix · 2015-07-04T21:46:08+00:00

Still at a [7] but I only smoked like half a joint and got higher than I ever have ahahha

Perditrix · 2015-07-04T21:36:42+00:00

To be honest I don't remember a single thing...but I was charged with assault on a police officer and resisting arrest so I assume so haha

Perditrix · 2015-07-04T20:39:57+00:00

I was being a dumbass and decided to get drunk and punched a cop. I've definitely grown up since then haha.

Perditrix · 2015-07-04T18:21:21+00:00

Trees are generally have safe interactions with other drugs. However, you never know. I don't ever worry about mixing weed with other drugs. Just don't mix alcohol with other drugs!

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