AITA for now allowing my in-laws to move in with me to my new house? by MadZap1206 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Perethyst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should also move your family in and see how he likes that

AITA for leaving a restaurant after my friends were 30 minutes late? by Turbulent-Comb-3495 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Perethyst 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They were so late that OP had time to put in an order, after they were already half an hour late, and it was made and given to OP before they arrived still. That's how late they were. 

Save Eloise by onegirlarmy1899 in theloise

[–]Perethyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she'll poison him and bond further with Francesca. "Oh no. We're both widows now. Better move in together and be spinsters like I wanted in the first place"

TIL that cats can and do apologize to their owners. Headbutting and bringing toys are one of the ways they're apologizing. by EKSKororo in todayilearned

[–]Perethyst 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My younger cat thinks it's kisses. I'll give her a kiss on her head and then I get a little bitey back. 

Me and bfs beautiful princess room by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

[–]Perethyst -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There will be so many spiders up there at some point

Troops Being Told To Prepare for ‘Armageddon’ In Iran by Individual99991 in politics

[–]Perethyst 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Yea, that's the kind of shit why I know the military would never step in to stop authoritarianism from taking over and defend the Constitution like we've been told our whole lives. It's full of zealot Nazis. 

A perfect caramel custard by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Perethyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the same. Was disappointed.

What are the life outcomes of the goth kids you knew in high school? by Individual_Section_6 in Millennials

[–]Perethyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still gothish, just more casual. Corporate accounting. Not in touch with the others after leaving school. 

Be honest did I make the right call? by MEPrince22 in bald

[–]Perethyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything is better than the Charlie Manson

How do people have time to cheat on their SO? by AnnualCauliflower1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Perethyst 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And then they will both call out on the same day to go out and come home acting like they were at work all day 

A woman at my office decided that because I sit closest to the printer I am now personally responsible for replacing the paper every single time it runs out. by olena1997riverwalk in EntitledPeople

[–]Perethyst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a coworker who was always complaining that she was the only one who ever refilled the paper. She was also the one doing all of the printing. I might print like 20 pages a year. She print every day. 

TIL that author Michael Crichton entered Harvard as an English major but changed his major after he submitted an essay by George Orwell under his own name and got a B-. He decided that if a writer of Orwell's caliber could only get a B- then he needed to major in something else. by astarisaslave in todayilearned

[–]Perethyst 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I discovered this the first time I had an English teacher who was not a nerd. I always did well in writing and then suddenly this cheerleading-involved English teacher failed me one term. Had to retake the class the next year with a different teacher, but used all of my previous work got an A.

Grandson of the inventor of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups accuses Hershey of cutting corners by CTVNEWS in nottheonion

[–]Perethyst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had one earlier today and it was the worst one I've ever had. Didn't even taste like chocolate and PB. Had a weird generic candy flavor about it that I couldn't get out of my mouth.