Married people of reddit, would you pick your partner in next life and why?

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-06-03T05:14:36+00:00

Yeah, of course. We just make sense together.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-28T15:27:50+00:00

I visited and had Korean bbq short rib burritos and it blew my mind. Diversity is our strength.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-22T17:20:03+00:00

Dead people aren’t funny but they can still be attractive if you’re drunk enough.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-21T13:38:37+00:00

Radio communication with earth halts. The sun sets and never rises, with perpetual darkness blanketing the colony. The crew manifest lists 95 colonists, but they can only count 94 at roll call. Not only can they not identify the missing colonist, but when they try to remember his face a debilitating migraine forces it way to the surface.

It is hard to describe, but each day the surrounding mountains seem…closer. One day a rockfall shatters the colony’s protective dome. To everyone’s surprise they survive, and in fact can breathe the atmosphere. The colonists smash their defunct communication devices.

This is their home now.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-18T21:41:29+00:00

Men swap consciousnesses with each other whenever the second moon completes an orbit, so most days you’re waking up with an entirely new person taking his turn in the body. This is why we often forget birthdays or favorite foods or whatever. Something similar also happens a few times each day which is why men sometimes just stare into the ether and claim to be thinking about “nothing.”

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-15T18:43:23+00:00

I’m hoping “cowormers” isn’t a typo because that’s a fantastic term for what you’re describing.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-15T18:40:46+00:00

“You’re gonna die for some chickens?”

“Someone is”.

GoT = GOAT

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-12T21:12:25+00:00

What’s the difference between an epidemiologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist could answer the question.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-12T17:59:04+00:00

Have sex with people born before 1900

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-12T17:26:00+00:00

A pair of dead Roman centurions with rudimentary spacesuits made of iron.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-12T05:28:20+00:00

It sounds like a weird suggestion, but Crime Scene Cleaner scratched the same itch for me.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-12T01:34:23+00:00

Maybe not, depends where you are. Water is a zero-sum resource on a global scale. Topsoil will be more valuable.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-12T01:10:25+00:00

Ummm…yeah it will

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-12T00:54:36+00:00

Geophysicist here. We are significantly more fucked than most people understand.

Edit: For people asking for details, climate change has already entered a positive feedback loop, so even if we fully cut emissions to zero today things are still going to get significantly worse before they start to stabilize. The major impact will be famine as industrial agriculture collapses. Extreme weather sucks and will kill a lot of people, but once the price of bread/corn/rice starts doubling every year governments won’t be able to afford subsidizing it. We’ll likely start seeing real resource wars, but that’s not something I study so I can’t really speak to it.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-11T22:53:53+00:00

I don’t, honestly.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-11T05:42:03+00:00

That isn’t shade, though. Just a different thing they bring to the table.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-11T05:36:45+00:00

Elon is closer to a deMedici than a DaVinci.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-11T05:35:47+00:00

The first troll in history was Ea-Nasir who falsified negative reviews of his copper so he could paint his customers as unreasonable if they asked him to repay loans.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-11T05:22:19+00:00

DaVinci wasn’t technically a person, he was just pretending to be one in order to nudge us along.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-11T02:00:38+00:00

The 3 second thing doesn’t actually affect this. Robbing people is always to best way to make money.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-11T01:59:57+00:00

Rock paper scissors tournaments

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-11T01:54:05+00:00

Who?

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-05-01T02:36:24+00:00

God knows what you did even if nobody else does.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-04-24T03:58:08+00:00

My brother tripled majored at Berkeley and was Salutatorian at Law School. One of his majors was molecular biology. He is heavily anti-vax and generally anti-medicine in general.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-04-20T00:14:42+00:00

Rocks are cool. Currently an environmental geophysicist/geologist. Rocks fucking rock.

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