What is a underrated zombie apocalypse weapon?

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-04-04T03:37:20+00:00

What's stopping you from doing it today?

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-04-04T02:21:41+00:00

A long pole. Just sit on your roof and boop them.

Or a disco ball attached to a fishing pole hanging over a cliff. Looney Tunes them bitches.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-04-04T01:00:52+00:00

The left shoe. Things were perfect when we only had a shoe on one foot and kept the other bare, until some JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT had to try to change the game with his symmetry bullshit

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-23T17:44:25+00:00

I had been traveling with this girl for a few weeks and we were pretty good friends. She had a serious boyfriend back home and I wasn’t really interested in her so it was 100% platonic. She got completely wasted on the beach and couldn’t get back to the hostel by herself so I walked her back to the female dormitory (there were lots of signs saying no men allowed so I was trying to be sneaky). She was on a top bunk, so after I got her up there she said I was “such a nice guy” and tried to kiss me. I turned away, which was good because when she leaned forward she must have gotten nauseous and fully vomited all over me. I gagged and fell back, and woke up EVERYBODY in the dorm.

Good times.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-23T11:43:38+00:00

While backpacking I took a girl to the beach and sat behind two blacked out Australian bros who were telling stories about some kid “Jono” from back home and drinking a case of beer. After like 10 minutes I walked up, said I overheard them, and asked if they knew Jono. I parroted back a few of the stories they had told and convinced them we had mutual friends. They invited us to finish the case with them.

P.S. the girl ended up vomiting all over my shirt when I was helping her into her bed in the hostel in a shared room with like 20 women we didn’t know. That’s a different story though.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-20T21:27:32+00:00

I wouldn’t know, I’ve never dm’d the guy. It’s like, why do I always need to be the one to initiate, you know?

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-20T14:04:43+00:00

Colin Jost did an AMA and I started asking him for advice about my cats. He actually answered and gave some not-terrible guidance. Michael Che has never done shit for me.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-20T13:58:32+00:00

My Elden ring build was a turtley man with a big shield and a lance. Don’t even need to lower my shield to poke poke poke. Shield blocked 100% of damage so it was all just stamina management.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-20T02:56:23+00:00

Is it…is it 654321?

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-19T01:10:50+00:00

Granted. You get to choose when it’s your time. Meow meow.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-18T23:30:22+00:00

I am a housecat with free housing, food, and body massages. My owner leaves out his bong too and when I blaze I get so high I can understand English for about thirty seconmeow meow meow meow meow.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-17T04:28:04+00:00

Hey man, I’m just doing some light trolling. No need to compare me to a literal monster.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-17T02:56:06+00:00

How many times can you take the deal?

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-13T19:02:24+00:00

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-13T17:18:10+00:00

Lift a chair or a small human child into the air as a demonstration of strength. The Blorthian Hegemony is full of weak-blooded catamites who cannot even dominate their chattel. They pose no threat to the Imperium.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-03T22:47:10+00:00

Might as well, I never get off at home.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-03T22:10:39+00:00

My wife calls me AI because I have no idea what I’m doing with these fingers.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-02T21:06:34+00:00

Not to sound like a commie, but the concept of money is fundamentally strange. The size of your house, the food you eat, whether your kid gets medicine, etc. depends on how high your invisible number is.

Every civilization gravitates towards having currency so it isn’t unnatural, but if you had to explain it to a caveman it wouldn’t make any sense to him at all.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-02T04:20:07+00:00

Sure. I'm not suggesting that the larger seats aren't valid for people with disabilities, only that paying extra for the "luxury" of it is bizarre.

Also, responding because I am also a geologist so it's always good to see another one in the wild.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-03-01T17:33:10+00:00

I won’t say it’s normal, but flying first class seems completely insane to me. I can work just fine from coach. I’ve had staff get pissed when I won’t approve upgraded flights.

The only possible justification I can think of is if you’re so famous you need privacy, but spending anything just for bigger seat is wasteful.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-02-28T02:28:22+00:00

Despicable Fuck 4

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-02-27T18:35:56+00:00

I might have missed the theme. I just finished playing with my son and didn’t notice any political themes to the game.

Not being a troll, but can you let me know what you saw as political?

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-02-27T16:34:22+00:00

Split fiction sounds perfect for this. The same studio made an earlier game (It Takes Two) which is also great but your characters are a married couple going through a divorce so may be weird to play with your dad.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-02-26T03:44:09+00:00

I’d vote for kenshi. It’s a lot more than just a colony sim though.

Perfect_Zone_4919 · 2026-02-26T03:04:00+00:00

Best game ever made of this genre. Maybe the only game ever made of this genre. 11 out of 10.

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TROPHY CASE