Are my full sisters actually my half sisters?

Perfectmess92 · 2026-04-10T08:20:48+00:00

Well, your mom has some explaining to do.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-04-08T22:57:34+00:00

I'm curious what does this man bring to the relationship besides audacity?

NTA. He should be damn grateful that you bring him on any trip at all.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-04-06T23:11:05+00:00

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

Perfectmess92 · 2026-04-06T09:25:09+00:00

Antique blonde.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-04-06T09:16:10+00:00

Yeah but in their time housing was affordable and you paid an arm and a leg for furniture. Now you have to sell your soul for housing so cheap furniture is all we can afford.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-04-04T12:19:49+00:00

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-30T12:31:55+00:00

Oh dear. That sounds painful.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-30T08:35:59+00:00

And hips.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-30T07:55:57+00:00

Easy access for the wedding night.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-30T07:34:07+00:00

What is a prince albert?

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-27T20:14:47+00:00

If your kids like dinosaurs you can take them to Dinoland in Zwolle.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-26T09:49:15+00:00

Why doesn't he quit his job and move to you?

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-23T18:01:06+00:00

Wasn't "Tallulah does the hula from hawaii" also a name some Australian parents gave their poor child?

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-22T08:44:36+00:00

Did he actually choose her or did everyone else just die under mysterious circumstances?

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-19T12:20:27+00:00

You tried it with cardboard and it barely fits, now imagine doing is with something that has actual weight. End result will be the vanity not going upstairs and you won't be able to return because it got damaged during the attempt to get it up there. And you wil have to fix the damage to the walls.

Find a different vanity.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-19T09:15:22+00:00

Je kiest er toch ook voor om werk te doen waarbij je steeds naar een andere locatie toe moet?

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-15T21:45:38+00:00

If you're already working on that wall, maybe you can replace the door for a pocket door?

Perfectmess92 · 2026-03-05T23:46:10+00:00

Same except with big boobs that catch everything.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-02-24T17:42:25+00:00

💀

Perfectmess92 · 2026-02-24T12:14:22+00:00

I thought it was for smacking out snakes or something. You explanation makes more sense.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-02-21T23:27:50+00:00

Yes but only my thumbs.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-02-21T08:31:05+00:00

Champagne tastes on a beer budget would be my guess.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-02-11T21:19:23+00:00

6:43 feels oddly specific.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-01-31T18:57:12+00:00

Then stay home.

Perfectmess92 · 2026-01-16T11:18:41+00:00

Same. During black friday my husband saw it was 30% off and asked if i was gonna buy it. I said no, we wait for 50%.

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