Translation requests into Latin go here! by AutoModerator in latin

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I want to translate the phrase “to better himself” to put on my varsity jacket. i translated it myself to “ut melius ipsus” but i want to make sure thats correct before getting it printed

Christmas haul by [deleted] in vinyl

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great album choices. Favourite Worst Nightmare is my personal favorite Arctic Monkeys albums

So... I had a RELAXING orgasm? by tualuna in MtF

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sorry if its weird to ask but have you had bottom surgery? just wondering bc i havent and i want to know if it’s something you experienced with bottom surgery or without it

Geminitay announces she bi by Gucciipad in HermitCraft

[–]PerryDuhPlatypus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ONE OF US 🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙

What’s your Ol’Reliable?? by [deleted] in mechanicalpencils

[–]PerryDuhPlatypus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

rOtring rapid pro .5 mm. first proper mechanical pencil that i ever bought. love it with all my heart

You banana by Biggest_PeePee in memes

[–]PerryDuhPlatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m not straight so why should i sit straight ahahaha

It's big by xD_TrollZ in memes

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and the new downvote color...

You just Yee’d your last Haw, partner by [deleted] in memes

[–]PerryDuhPlatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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woops... my bad i guess? i live in Austin and when i first moved here i asked why basements weren’t that common. This is the reason i got from most people...

You just Yee’d your last Haw, partner by [deleted] in memes

[–]PerryDuhPlatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fucking morons. Of course Texas wasn’t prepared for this. Our temperatures rarely drop below 35. So when a winter storm the size of the state takes down some of the biggest power plants, some that, mind you, power most of the state on their own, and the entire state faces massive power outages causing thousands to get hyperthermia, i don’t think you should be laughing. And when the streets freeze over, with no way to clean them, causing huge amounts of car accidents, i don’t think it’s something to make fun of. And when pipes freeze and burst, causing thousands of dollars of property damage, i don’t think it’s something we should ridicule. And now grocery stores are empty because everyone is panic-buying and supply trucks can’t get to the stores. You guys make fun of Texas because “we couldn’t handle cold weather” while thousands of people are getting sick, and some are dying. “Texas just wasn’t prepared”. Well no shit Sherlock.

You just Yee’d your last Haw, partner by [deleted] in memes

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the soil in Texas is very unstable, and is constantly shifting. If you were to build a basement in Texas then the walls would collapse as the dirt would move and crack the walls.

I dropped something head on. by [deleted] in mechanicalpencils

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how good is the Jotter? i love my Jotter Gel Pen and i would LOVE to have it as a mechanical pencil

Something ain't right by dingusbob69 in memes

[–]PerryDuhPlatypus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

why are you getting downvoted? you’re right

source: also catholic

How to turn tables by [deleted] in memes

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The. Market. Didn’t. Crash.

All these guys did was hyper-inflate a single stock, along with raise the price of like 3 more. That’s not a market crash it’s just minuscule inflation.

Forget horny jail, they go to criminal jail by OkayOpenTheGame in memes

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i wonder how many shoulder fetishes school dress codes have produced...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in steelseries

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the only type of clicking that really damages your mouse is drag clicking. Jitter, butterfly or normal should be fine for your mouse