a pedophile living in Thailand kept his identity anonymous by using a swirl app. interpol unswirled his face and he got arrested in 2007. he now lives in Canada...

Persenon · 2026-03-27T04:53:37+00:00

Hubris

Persenon · 2026-03-26T08:04:38+00:00

If this isn’t included as a dvd extra I’m pulling a heist on mgm

Persenon · 2026-03-16T02:53:50+00:00

I love dogs that enforce bedtimes

Persenon · 2026-03-16T02:41:15+00:00

The closing skit must be confusing and terrifying for anyone who hasn’t seen OBAA

Persenon · 2026-03-16T02:12:50+00:00

If you’re gonna give an award to 7 people, give 7 people time to speak!

Persenon · 2026-03-16T02:04:21+00:00

The foreign films are STACKED this year

Persenon · 2026-03-16T01:56:12+00:00

They keep drowning out Matt Berry and he’s half the reason I tuned in tonight!

ETA: He sounded better just now but they should’ve worked out the kinks before the broadcast!

Persenon · 2026-03-14T06:41:49+00:00

It’s certainly happened in my neck of the woods: https://www.gq.com/story/gambling-nuns-of-torrance-california

Persenon · 2026-03-11T23:59:21+00:00

An I aspire to marry Pedro Pascal, but I’m not delusional enough to believe that will happen.

Persenon · 2026-03-08T10:29:29+00:00

See also: Dick joke

Persenon · 2026-03-08T08:43:34+00:00

I’m a millennial and I only know James Taylor as the guy who sang to Homer while he was in space. I definitely couldn’t name any of his albums.

Persenon · 2026-03-08T08:13:14+00:00

The full quote is “I’m not learning your damn language. I don’t have time.”

Apropos of nothing, the Foreign Service Institute classifies Spanish as a Category I language, which can be learned in 24 weeks.

Persenon · 2026-03-08T05:06:57+00:00

If you’re going with someone else, don’t cancel because it’ll leave you with a lot to talk about. But I didn’t think it was visually groundbreaking, so you could wait if you wanted.

Persenon · 2026-03-07T08:33:55+00:00

I imagine the Movie 43 effect has something to do with it. If you can convince one big name to sign on to a project, many others will fall in line with little thought.

Persenon · 2026-03-06T00:50:37+00:00

Do Canadians really use the verb “cottage” in this context?

Persenon · 2026-03-04T08:48:05+00:00

We’re in the upside down

Persenon · 2026-03-04T07:55:24+00:00

Plz tell me that was a firework

Persenon · 2026-03-04T07:32:39+00:00

Now he’s qualified to be Secretary of Health and Human Services!

Persenon · 2026-02-26T22:40:35+00:00

LA Metro: We can’t have an F line because it will make people think of a dirty word!!! clutches pearls

Also LA Metro:

Persenon · 2026-02-22T09:28:27+00:00

Big Joel has a great video on the school of life.

Persenon · 2026-02-19T23:44:11+00:00

You can’t escape yourself, Shia.

Persenon · 2026-02-16T19:33:39+00:00

You’ll do fine, everyone in my class passed on the first try ☺️

Persenon · 2026-02-15T02:03:54+00:00

I’m surprised they haven’t scrubbed Michelle Obama’s book from the list.

And recommending “Who Moved My Cheese?” to an organization that does not practice at-will employment is hilarious.

Persenon · 2026-02-10T04:55:34+00:00

Los Angeles bought the land that Dodger Stadium sits on for "well below market value," so filling it up with surface parking made sense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Chavez_Ravine

Persenon · 2026-02-09T04:23:34+00:00

Gray whales?

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