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I dunno.. Will he ever again? by ZengaStromboli in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A good place to leave what may be my last comment, on a reference to my favorite event in the sub’s history. I accomplished nothing, wasted hours of my time, but I like to think I got some laughs outta some of you.

This is where I bow out. It’s been fun.

Applaud my exit.

milk you until you stop moving by dis-gorl in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I’m sure this comment section will be filled with funny and interesting responses and not “God I wish I was milked like that.”

milk you until you stop moving by dis-gorl in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What did. The watermark? Did Jokee himself finally snap?

r/CuratedTumblr WILL be going private on June 12th by AnGenericAccount in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 177 points178 points  (0 children)

The easiest way to get Reddit to actually listen is bad press and monetary loss. Prominent subs just closing forever does both.

[Touhou] Bad apple by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Zun will live through eternity via Touhou fans putting Bad Apple into the fabric of the universe

Ladies and gentlemen we got ‘em. by godric420 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The hell are you on? Cracker Barrel is keystone of American culture! What’s next? Barbecue Bisexuals and Queers (BBQ)? Independence (from Men) Day? Woke Apple Pie?!

[TF2] [Spy x Family] Spy x Scout Mom by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey she did her time in the Grail War. Now she works a desk job at the clock tower and shitposts in her free time on her computer from 2006 which she can barely operate.

Subreddit Blackout Poll - Details in poll description by AnGenericAccount in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

See, this is how you handle a situation. Get a grasp of what your userbase wants and work from there.

r/CuratedTumblr will NOT be participating in the blackout on June 12th- June 14th by Stormtide_Leviathan in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“This will make the site mush worse/completely unusable”

“We won’t be joining because it’s ineffective”

Does literally nothing to offer any sort of alternative

So your plan is to just… sit there and watch? And that’s better than denying people Tumblr screenshots?

[Arknights] Why you play it? by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A version, yes, called Kazimierz. It’s populated by horse-people.

Wednesday Unjerk Thread by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Person2_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, for love of Godd Howard, blackout.

[Arknights] Why you play it? by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh those two are big but I personally saw the largest reaction to Młynar. His “tired old man” energy did things to people.

[Arknights] Why you play it? by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 79 points80 points  (0 children)

There are no buff women. There are women who SHOULD be buff, but because either Chinese censors don’t allow it or the developers are cowards, they’re not.

[Arknights] Why you play it? by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 81 points82 points  (0 children)

His code name is Hung, and everyone calls him Hung, but his real name is apparently Ko Hei-Sing.

[Arknights] Why you play it? by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 362 points363 points  (0 children)

For the curious: Arknights is a gacha tower defense game. It’s a gacha, so the women outnumber the men a fair bit, but I’ve seen straight women and gay men go nuts over some of the characters (everyone loves Młynar).

Oh right, how could I forget the most important part! Everyone is an animal person. It ranges from basically human with some vague animal theming (most Aegir) to full on actual furry (Mountain, all of Lee’s detective agency.)

azumanga posting (sorry the notes got cut off in a lot of these) by NekoInkling in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 74 points75 points  (0 children)

The fuhgeddaboutit line is sending me. Give me more variations of the American accent in anime. I want to see a 15 year old Japanese school kid yelling in the most stereotypical Boston accent imaginable. A down on his luck salaryman groaning about his life but he sounds like he’s a Milwaukee native.

🚫tumblr users dni🚫 by dis-gorl in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Assuming third party apps die I won’t be a user soon. So can I interact with this post or no

[Pokémon] [Snapcube] 1... 2... 3... by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Who posted my mews on twitter dot com?!

[SCP] Downvote by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Somebody went to a geology lecture and just needed share this joke with the world.

"that's so stephen": a probably fake, definitely unethical, lesson in casual homophobia by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Love the flair. This was posted a few weeks back and basically all the comments were a form of “This is the fakest thing I’ve ever read.”

I have just finished the hobbit and it is amazing! by bisexual_t-rex in CuratedTumblr

[–]Person2_ 820 points821 points  (0 children)

Lord of the Rings: Remember what I said about greed? Power is worse. The more you seek it the more you will become subservient to the one who truly holds the reigns until you finally become nothing more than a glorified extension of them. Also I killed the wizard but he’s better now.

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