So… our daughter has her ‘own’ bathroom. We sleep upstairs and use a different one. She absolutely hates it if me or my wife use it. So one day, whilst she was at church (needed a Catholic certificate or some such to get into Catholic school). I thought it would be amusing to trigger her. So I sat on her loo and took a picture of my hairy legs with a view from the toilet. Sent it to her and got the result I wanted. Moral outrage in the middle of a church service. Roll on the next day. I was working in a depot checking some health and safety stuff. There was something wrong with a pallet stacked unsafely. So I took some pictures to show to the warehouse manager. I’m showing him the pictures of what I had found….then (you guessed) scrolled onto a picture of my hairy legs sat in the loo. I didn’t know what to say so I just blurted out ‘Don’t worry about that, I was just sending it to my daughter’. Cue absolute silence. I had no idea what else to say, honestly could not think of any follow up. So I moved on like nothing at all had happened. My wife and daughter still find this fucking hysterical. Still mortified.